Been looking forward to this video xD

Ed Glaser was great in this review, I never seen him act so creepy before. It was surprisingly funny.

Though he does fit the profile of the "nice normal guy on the outside/disturbingly quiet unstable scary guy when berserk button is pushed on the inside" person.

Nah, Ed Glaser is just the Chuck Norris of Channel Awesome. Cross him and he roundhouse kicks you into the sun.

lol, I guess that means we have to make up "Ed Glaser" jokes for him now XD

Haha! It was a blast to do. Phelan's stuff is just terrific.

oh we've already started that after the whole "Walker Texas Glaser" thing from SadPanda's Forget About It on Pirates of the Caribbean http:// thatguywiththeglasses.com /videolinks/teamt/ sadpanda/forget-about-it/ 31496-pirates-of-the- caribbean

lol, that is awesome Holly, I would love to hear some of those jokes sometime. XD

I betcha there most of been some good ones.

(Parody of Rebecca Black's Friday)
Everyday I wake up in the morning
Smack my bitch. Where’s breakfast Bitch?

Tell a bitch once she goes cooks up some shit,
Bitch better not burn that shit.

Which kinda drug should I get fucked up with?
Gotta get a buzz & I smoke Rocks.

Watch Boogey Man One and Two smokin my crack.

Bitches tryna fuck me
Ninjas tryna jump me
Bitch says
Yo mane Im done cookin up the meth.

Its High Day
High Day
Make a bitch wait outside Day
Everybodys smokin on purple keef
no cheap shit.

High day
High day
Order crack online day
Smoke coke and choke a Bitch
Cuz she be speakin.

Smokin me smokin some
CRACK
Smokin me smokin
IM BLACK
Blunts Guns Fun
U know this weed is mixed with ecstasy.

Bitch I get high and plant bombs on the highway
Watch ‘em blow up & I snort some
White Blunts Guns
Out in the sun
Im too stoned 2 choke a Bitch.

Slap a bitch
Smack a bitch
Mix heroin
with special K.

Stop by kindergarten
To buy some fuckin Ritalin

Bitches tryna fuck me
Ninjas tryna jump me
Gonna get my gun
& shoot some hippies
In the chest.

Its high day
High day
Give a bitch
A black eye day

Everybodys smoking on kush
& keepin the streets clean

High day
High day
Chill with a black guy day.

Clean off your heroin
Needle with some bleach yeah

Smokin me smoking some
CRACK
Smokin me smoking
IM BLACK
Blunts Guns Fun
U know this needle has some HIV on it.

Yes Justin Beaver is gay
"No Im not
Since when is Bi gay?"

We We We getting high kids
We getting high bitch
We got a 8 ball of cocaine
Tommorow I go back
To bein a public school teacher
Im be getting high for all of today
This song needs somebody BLACK

Bitch ass Hoe Ass Trick Ass
Ninja push you out the window
like CHRIS BROWN
smack a bitch in the mouth
like CHRIS BROWN
When Im done with a bitch I
Piss Brown.

U heard a 9/11?
That was me.
The columbine bullshit.
That was me.
U wanna fuck around in Iraq with me?
I leave you passed out covered in crap and pee

High Day High Day
Make a bitch wait outside day
Everybodys smokin on purple keef
No Cheap Shit

High Day High day
Order crack online day
Smoke coke and choke a Bitch cuz she be speakin.

Smokin me smokin some
CRACK
Smokin me smokin
IM BLACK
Blunts guns fun
U know this weed is mixed with ecstasy.

Bitch e...

go away

Yes, sir. (walks away with head held shamefully)

Oh god, this movie just raises so many questions!

-Was this Boogeyman the same as the one in the first movie? If so, why wasn't he A ZOMBIE FISHERMAN!?!

-If the Boogeyman in 2 wasn't actually real, who killed the kid's parent's?

-Wouldn't "Boogeyman kiler" imply that he killed 7 Boogeymens?

Please make a Danube version of this one too! What does danube mean again?

I don't think the Danube version would make that much sense, since this movie is stupid!

Maybe the Boogeyman has a time machine, and whenever he goes back in time he alters his own existence thereby making alternate timeline universes. I guess he continuously has to this during the series timeline. I mean, I'm just trying to fix this awful continuity. (Cries like Lupa after watching American Ninja 4)
It's unfixable! :(

This makes less sense than the Pulse series.

Did the writers even watch the second film?

What's next? Another sequel set in an apocalyptic world where 6 billion humans were killed by one boogeyman?

Quick! Wrap yourself in Red Tape!

Both Boogeyman 2 and 3 have the same writer. Sad, isn't it? I honestly have a hard time comprehending how some writers can be so inept. How could he not realize the utter lack of internal consistency in his films? Thankfully, those are his only two writing credits.

Also, I love how the two cops in the elevator don't seem to notice anything.

I feel this is one of those film series that will get a cheap reboot.

Instead of being killed at the end, you got.......serious' d.....how does one do that anyway? I have a feeling the answer is "very carefully".

Jeez, the Jen from this time period is an idiot! From what I can tell, the Boogeyman seemed limited to using one person who believed in him strong enough that they could be used as a catalyst , maybe to strengthen his powers a la Freddy Krueger (or the other way around since Boog existed 1st) so he could get to anyone around them.

I say this since the Boogster only went after people that came in contact or had a connection to Jen (yeah I forgot what the character's name was already because of Power Rangers :V) since this would cover those two pointless kills of the girls who heard about Jen going to jail and all that.......although I can't explain why it works if Boogey killed her (though her FINALLY dying backs up the catalyst thing since her whole "fuck this shit" moment would probably negated her usefulness to him) Something else to add is she was the only one who saw Boog to the Woog without dying and in doing so made her Belief Meter reach Catalyst Leverl instead of just to Kill Target Level like everyone else who only believed (or not) through hearsay. Also, this could somehow be a different Boogeyman who has yet to purchase widespread kill attacks through the Fear Points System and has to start from scratch instead of latching onto the tales of the The Great and Powerful Boog-Man that already exist. Hmm, maybe news let out that Jen was saying it was the B to the o o g e y's doing which gave enough of world link to keep going on his own.

I watched this on Monday so I may have forgotten and left something out in my pointless explanation that doesn't solve the movie's contradictions (I'm starting to think there were just some script errors is all) and now I'm sick of going back to fix any errors during this time limit on editing comments so feel free to call B.S on me or whatever.

They should of just ended with Boogeyman 1 and that's it. that cameo was pretty funny as well as the review.

Boogeyman only kills people who believe! Or don't belive! Or happen to be around and he's feeling too lazy to actually find anyone else!

Though, considering its his victims who are claiming there are rules, we can always consider the option that Boogey Woogey doesn't actually have rules to obey.

are you kidding me how many boogyman movies are they gonna do before they get the hint that these movie sequals make no sense if you watch the other ones and are so stupid it isnt even funny?

also its weird the girl in this has my name "Sarah"

That's not weird! What's weird is there's a girl with my mom's name, Audrey!

Pfft. That's not Ed Glaser. Seriously.

Damn it Erin Cahill, you're better than this. You were in Power Rangers god damn it.

Is this eventually going to lead to a review the Disney Channel movie "Don't Look Under the Bed"?

Premise: if a kid doesn't believe in thier imaginary friend anymore the friend turns into...a Boogeyman/woman/thing?

Fun Fact: It was supposed to be a legit horror film. It was soooo scarry it was rated PG *GASP*

I used to have nightmares about that version of the Boogeyman from the Real Ghostbusters...

Goddamn, it's like they decide the killer with a board game spinner or something.

God this movie would have been a lot better if Erin Cahill ACTUALLY did morph into the pink Time Force Ranger >:[

Phelous, you're missing the obviousness that the makers of Boogeyman 3 used the name recognition of Boogeyman of getting people to see their movie, knowing full well that no one had seen Boogeyman one or two and that any reference to those "movies" would be ignored.

I SERIOUSLY love this video, seriously.

Fuck the movie though seriously.

Ok, I have a theory and Im going to try to explain this as clearly as possible because in my head it really is a jumbled mess.

From this moment on the different movies will be referred to as B1, B2 and B3.

The problem is Phelous, youre looking at these movies too literally. Theyre not trying to say 'he exists, he doesnt exist, he exists again'. He exists in all three movies, its just, he wasnt the main killer in B2. Personally I think a better ending for B2, would have been for the dude to survive long enough to get out of the hospital only to be killed by the REAL Boogeyman.

Now, I know youre going to try to point out the newpaper clipping they found in B2 about the fate of the dude (yeah sorry, Im really bad with names) in B1. However, I didnt take that as them trying to retcon the first movie. If you really think about it, it was actually smart. In B1, nearly everyone the guy met ended up dying. So by the time the movie ended, he left this path of dead bodies. Now unless theyre going to say the Police dont exist, someone would have to answer for that. Obviously "the Boogeyman did it" isnt a valid defense, which is probably why he ended up in a psych hospital. As for his death, I see 1 of two possible scenarios. 1. The hospital brainwashed him into thinking the Boogeyman isnt real and in his diluted stated actually committed those crimes himself, which in turn lead him to committing suicide. OR the Boogeyman killed him and made the death look like a suicide, which if we look at the first real on-screen death in B3, he does do. In any case, they newspaper isnt going to make the headline "Boogeyman is real, leaves a path of dead bodies across the state".

The death of the dude from B1 at the hands of the Boogeyman does make sense if you look at what B3 was TRYING to establish. He comes after you if you still believe in him, the dude in B1 destroyed his toys, sure. But, just because he destroyed his toys doesnt mean he stopped believing in him, they were just the objects that started that fear in the first place.

No, Im not trying to say they had this planned out all along. What we have here is something that unintentionally kind of makes sense.

Also, I just wanted to say that even though you've been using it for awhile now, I really like the (not so)new version of your end credits song.

That was...actually rather smart. It was also a lot more than these movies deserve, but still, I salute you.

Phunny review! God these Boodeyman movies sucked! Why is Sam Raimi producing all these bad bad BAD Z-list horror movies! And most the ghost all look a like and the jumpy effects make me feel like an epalecptic!

No, seriously I'M Ed Glaser.

Awesome review and very funny cameo! Run! Ed Glaser is coming for you!

Yet again, shiiiiit pickle

Nooo don't go into room 403, that's forbidden!

Are you gonna do Mr. Boogedy and Bride of Boogedy?? Cuz those are some of my faves! Boogedy Boogedy Boo!

A Boogeyman movie from 1980??? *looks it up* Good lord. That has 2 sequels too!

I totally remember Mr. Boogedy!

Good review as usual but god damn that cameo at the end really made it for me! Ed Glaser, you so crazy

Yes, yes, a thousand wins! I was really hoping you would use that episode of The Real Ghostbusters in one of these Boogeyman reviews! :D

Ed Glacer's cameo made my day.

I KNEW this one was going back to the supernatural Boogeyman! Cause having a horror franchise with an immortal villain means you can always make more sequels XD !
(Plus, no shitty horror franchise can escape the temptation of cheap CGI)

Wait, this Boogeyman has long hair and loves jump-cutting? Great, they are ripping of American remakes of Japanese horror movies...

And not only are his ways of killing people more realistic than Boogeyman 2's weird machineries, but he actually ACTS like a real killer who doesn't want to be caught. Seriously, he's an unstoppable force that can appear anywhere he wants. There's really no friggin reason why he wouldn't make his murders as public as possible!

Then again, horror movies reuse the same plot points for decades now (which is why cellphones never work: they weren't around when those plot points where first created), so that might be the reason...

Yay for Ed Glaser cameo! I've never seen any of the Boogeymen movies, and I'm kinda glad I haven't.

1980's The Boogeyman? niceee... Lot's of mirrors and green lightning...

Ed was awesome XD You also need to review "Don't look under the bed" since it was about the Boogeyman XD