Boogeyman 2 In Danube Seconds

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  • Mucca
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    Well... that was the most bizarrely awesome/hilarious/danube thing I've seen in a while.
  • ladydiskette
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    LMAO!

    This is great Phelous, you should make more of these with some of your other bad horror movies.
  • trlkly
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    I caught this a bit earlier, after the review. This is flippin' hilarious. Especially the part at the end.

    I'm very tempted to also watch Boogeyman 3 early, now that it's being shown...
  • RedSarah
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    The link is in the credits. All will make clearly.
  • NSCL  - Sounds familiar
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    Sounds kinda like,"John Freeman, who was Gorden Freeman's brother"

    Definitely not a bad thing
  • WarxePB
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    Look up "Hans von Hozel".
  • Obscurus Lupa
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    I think your in-jokes are getting really out of hand, Phelous.
  • Phelous
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    "It of much truth you say." I say as I make sadly of never to danube again and auto tune myself out of existence.
  • Medication102
    Really Lupa? I was thinking the complete opposite!
  • LikaLaruku
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    He let his Lolcat write this script.
  • honestiago
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    Now I want to listen to "The Blue Danube"...
  • YetAnotherGuyWithGlasses
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    I used to be able to play a rendition of The Blue Danube on a harmonica.

    Why are you all looking at me like that?
  • DanceNerd
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    Um... I don't want to go?....
  • Dundore77
    Hey Phelous can you review Darkness Falls sometime? Basically the toothfairy kills you if you see her and you stay in the dark. sounds perfect for you
  • superherojar26
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    Henry enjoy hanging with hiz famillyz having themselves a party
  • Relaxo
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    I don't even know what the hell this was about and I laughed like a hyena.
  • ggbhtg  - What Da nube is going on here?
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    Bleh, I normally abstain from all fanfiction, but.....so, which one of those fics am I suppose to read to understand this?
  • Semudara
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    Any of them, I assume. From what I can tell, he has a pretty consistent writing style...
  • RedSarah
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    Any of them will do, but my particular favorite is the Bambi one.

    "I AM ABANDON."
  • Penguin4
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    Psha the Bambi one barely compares to the Titanic one. [paraphrasing] And then iceberg jump on boat and start boat rape.
  • Neo Ultra Mike
    I'd try just one of them to understand how Hans works. btw you should of had Xena blow up the world if you were going for the true feel of a Hans fic since that seems to happen in like over half of them. Still good spoof of him otherwise though and of that awful Boogeyman movie.
  • chives1994
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    this was like a "see spot run" book. and it was pretty funny.
  • DeadPoöl
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    So... "I Can Has Cheezburger?"...and Boogeyman 2... I like it. Odd as hell, but in a good way :)
  • mait0
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    "Danube Saibot
    WINS!
    Plotholality!"

    Think about it.
    A wraith.

    And the fatality of the dyings.

    Think about it.
  • jalford
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    "HAPPINESS IS RUINED!!!"
  • MKZeke
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    Can someone explain to me what the hell I just watched? I'm not saying it was bad, but damn that was weird.
  • Keitaro
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    I LOVED WIFE LIKE SUNRAISE
  • DerEngelDesTodes  - Ohmygott!
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    @Horst von Danubethingie-thingsite: Worst. English. Since. Zero Wing. *facepalm after each line*
    @MKZeke: He is referring to a (ihopenot) german fanfic author who can't speak english at all. Follow the link in the credits. And you watched a review of Boogeyman 2, fittingly told in that style.
  • raith0818
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    I, for one, welcome our new raptor overlords.
  • dmmm123
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    Injust read some of Hans von Hazel's fics..."The Room" one killed me XD

    And you really should've had Xena blow up the world somehow :P
  • DoomPL
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    Amusing to say the least
  • surfwaxamerica
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    Thank you so much for this, Phelous. It made my day, possibly my week.

    The world needs more danube.
  • Segwo  - wtf
    Did Phelous turn into LOL-Canadian?
  • DanceNerd  - Oh..I gotcha...
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    Everyone needs to look up Hans von Hozel and read his "Inception" "fanfic". Lots of danubing into dreams....
    Danube.
  • Delirio
    Thats probably the funniest video I have seen in a while, thanks for that Phelous. Never stop making videos!

    I really have to danube some of the fanfic by that guy when I have time.
  • Doresh
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    Wouldn't surprise me if this fanfic was the first draft of the movie...
  • Threeshades
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    This Hozel guy is good. Not as good as SquirrelKing but still pretty good.
  • danethefurry
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    That was great. I love your sense of humor Phelous.
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