Swamp Zombies
Written by Phelous Wednesday, 22 June 2011 23:53
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Comments (71)
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06.23.2011 - 00:14 | montanker
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06.23.2011 - 08:42 | ladydiskette
Is it just me, or is everyone trying to make a "Worst Movie ever made" now? Like they are making the bad writing, crappy dialogue and lame acting done on purpose so that it can achieve the same noteriety as "The Room"
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06.23.2011 - 16:17 | montankerI really hope so. At least then we know that humanity as a whole isn't just getting dumber.
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A Mr.Mackey character! That's nice!
Oh and does anyone notice that one of the guys getting bitten looks like Paw Dugan? Am i the only one who thinks that?
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06.23.2011 - 02:31 | Ruby Doomsday
I didn't notice that, but the zombie in the boat reminded me of Todd In The Shadows. :)
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06.23.2011 - 01:24 | preb7732EPICCCCCCCCCCC
but seriously, very fun review as always and great choice of a bad horror flick
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06.23.2011 - 15:21 | ladydisketteThat is a really pretty pond he threw the DVD in, if I had a flower garden someday I would love a small pond like that :)
I wonder if he owns that pond, he must have because I doubt his neighbors would let him throw that DVD into thier own.
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06.23.2011 - 01:26 | preb7732can you review Splice? it is by NO means a horror film, and has great potential to become an actually good drama film, but it sucks like a vacuum cleaner as a horror film (what it ends as and was portraid as)
once again, great review and keep em cmin ;)
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06.23.2011 - 01:36 | illpropaganda
Excellent! Like the rework of the Karate Ranger!
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It's so sad that when the movie you are reviewing is SO bad it makes me not want to watch the review. I guess since you sat through the whole movie I should be so kind as to at least watch the review you did, even if I have to watch clips from the movie. Hoping for more good reviews from you in the future!
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06.23.2011 - 02:06 | Winkuru
Daum, police brutality.
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06.23.2011 - 02:07 | Shmoe
I was implied lied to. Phelous, I trusted you, But now I don't know...
Good review, Keep up the lackluster work!
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06.23.2011 - 02:20 | Mr. F
Keep Michael Scott away from that Koi pond!
Yeah, I don't know why I said that either. Anyway, awesome review
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06.23.2011 - 02:29 | FullmetalNinja25
I've got that "dead are watching you" song stuck in my head. :P
Great video Phelous.
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06.23.2011 - 02:37 | The_Awesometeer
i cant tell if you edit things for humor or if it is really that bad
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06.23.2011 - 03:23 | ArtticWitchica
Sheesh this is worse film quality than what I help make at the convention everyyear!
Speaking of which... would you possibly be interested in reviewing the movie my dad and his friends made back in the 80's and then sold to Troma? It's called Space Zombie Bingo, and if you aren't willing to buy it, I can actually mail a copy XD
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06.23.2011 - 04:03 | MysticStudiosProductionsIMDb says this was originally 3 hours long before being cut down.
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06.23.2011 - 11:26 | KenxKao
3 hours? . . . . holly crap, it's already too long as is stands now.
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06.23.2011 - 04:36 | AbiDamn it phelous , i actualy saw this movie a couple of years back and i completly forgot about it , and now you just had to bring back those memorys!
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06.23.2011 - 05:11 | Tk3997Though I'm rather loath to defend something like this the "sleeping in a tent with a gun to guard the weed field in the middle of the woods" thing is acutally disturbingly common in some parts of the country. People growing big fields of pot laced with booby traps or even protected by armed guards in the middle of public land is a real problem in some areas.
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06.23.2011 - 06:33 | dennett316
I just can't believe the fact that the two guys who were once paid to make fake fighting look real were the worst stage fighters of the bunch...that blows my mind. Severn in particular looked bad.
Loved the first zombie too, she really showed the intensity of hunger for human fles.....oh wait, she just looked kind of sleepy. Congratulations Swamp Zombies!!! you made zombies lamer than Children of the Living Dead; that's some accomplishment.
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06.23.2011 - 07:07 | projoe719srise
I gotta get me a remix of that Hanging out with the zombies watching me, great song!
Yeah I can see the editing is much worse but at least this movie doesn't have the awkward romance that Birdemic has.
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06.23.2011 - 09:36 | TheTannedOtaku
You forgot the out-of-sync footsteps during the magical walking part
I wonder if this movie and Birdemic shared editors, of course that means he got worse with time...or improved?
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06.23.2011 - 10:59 | ZoeyL4D
In all fairness to the porn star/wrestler who played the hospital administrator, she's still more believable than Lisa Edelstein was.
HEY-O
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06.23.2011 - 11:14 | penpaninu
"and this leads to girls on the beach, and then one becomes a main character! YES REALLY" lol....
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06.23.2011 - 11:24 | Shinigami
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with some people when they make shitty movies like this.
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06.23.2011 - 12:12 | Ben_from_G-town
Hahahaha... oh my God. What is up with this House of the Dead quality acting? That evil doctor sounded just like Goldman! :D
When he said "Tranquilizers, you fools.." I just lost it.
Nobody says "You fools!" at least not in the last several decades. Jeez!
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06.23.2011 - 12:25 | Mucca
This is probably one of my favourite reviews on this website now.
4/5? That's a bit harsh.
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06.23.2011 - 13:01 | brick mooncode
"Turning over" is that noise that happens after you turn the key but before the car starts.
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06.23.2011 - 14:08 | Doresh
Why did they reload the shotgun? They already stabbed it right through the zombie. The slugs didn't do anything!
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06.23.2011 - 14:29 | tmib
Haha, the stoner character is played by a Hungarian guy. Now I'm proud! lol
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06.23.2011 - 14:48 | angel85
those were the weakest zombies I've ever seen, I have never seen the undead fall to freaking martial arts before...
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06.23.2011 - 15:17 | warriorwhacko
Man this thing was a redefinition of total and absolute huge amounts of pure stupid. I kept wondering if the black blocks were left over from Minecraft, editing mistakes, or not so secret government redactions. Take your pick. The sound seems to have been managed by people around my son's age(6). Uwe Boll called and said the director sucks. I have to go hang out with my family now. We're having ourselves a party.
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06.23.2011 - 15:44 | Zydrate
Hey, you didn't tell us Paw and The Last Angry Geek were in this. Seriously though, the guy with the pot field and the chubby goon looked just like them.
Also, meta humor TO THE EXTREME!!!
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