Twilight

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Comments (115)
  • ggbhtg  - PhWHY is getting "FIRST!" relevant AT ALL?
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    2nd Phelous, YOOOOU'RE PITIFUL!

    If you fell for this, you'd be quite the fool. The April Fool, as it were!

    His song may be over, but the CHAPOS never ends! Wait, I've been hearing and saying that for a while....is that our "BAD WOLF"?

    How about we make it an anagram? It surely couldn't just be a typo from a negative comment on a previous vid. That's WAY too weak of a backstory.

    The prototype shall be Crazy Happenings And Pointlessly Occurring Skits.
  • montanker
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    Yeah, sorry 2nd Phelous, but you are an umbrella.

    Oh, and I'm sure my comment requesting more Phelous D1 had nothing to do with this, but I'd like to think it did. Best alter-ego ever! Dr. Insano can suck it!
    (Gets disintegrated by Dr. Insano)

    Also, how dare you make fun of my favorite game, The Magic of Sesiumfrankilithicmixiali bidiumrixidoxidexidroxide !

    (If you get that joke, you are awesome)
  • ggbhtg  - One mooore thing! Or two...
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    Shotguns are in again! Now it's:

    Coat Hangers > NES Zapper > Snow > Camera > Shotgun > Lock You Inside Door (This goes up too for now for stopping Panda in the new "Forget About It") > Reality Altering Remote

    Can't wait to see how this totally relevant weapon hierarchy changes during RE: Afterlife.

    Now for the most important question of all:

    Do regenerations work that way, ChaosD1?
  • ladydiskette  - Best belated April's Fool joke ever!
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    Call me crazy (I don't care most people do anyway) but I actually thought you were going to review that crappy piece of excuse for a vampire/werewolf movie. And I actually thought that guy was going to be the new Phelous.

    I love surprise twist endings.
    By the way Phelous you looked really good in that black trenchcoat and top hat :D
  • TheGunboat
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    Aw, GREAT! Now we get the same old BORING Phelous again!

    ...but honestly, Phelous, you are a God of April Fools. I was 100% sure this was srs bizness.
  • hollychristine
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    maybe... remember this Phelous was regenerated from PhelousD1!
  • Taufiq91
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    A little late for April Fool's, Phelous.

    But seriously, i really want you to review Twilight. It'd be interesting to see Phelous getting in touch with his feminine sparkly side.
  • Phelous
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    No a little early. Hhhooowwww I don't do it right.
    But the main gag was the period between the videos now wasn't it?
  • wretchu
    Oh most definitely. I was at least a little caught off guard because it wasn't actually on the 1st, but kudos for at least instilling a bit of worry in me that it may have actually been real.
  • SNES guy
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    Twilight Really cant wait to see this!
  • Strawberry Husky
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    Oh NOW you phase back XD I totally called Phelous D1 showing up soon on the Phelous vr.3 regeneration vid. I can't believe so many people thought you jumped the shark with this build up. Honestly, I thought you would have milked the new version of Phelous before the showdown with Phelous D1.... I mean, you could have had a Time Lord duel type thing happen! Ah well, still a neat episode =3
  • TheDued92
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    Though you really did fool me.
  • ChaosD1
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    This review is more marganars than chapos.

    Making a prediction here: at least... 5 people won't get the joke, and whine about NewPhelous before the video is over.

    The Sheherazade joke gets me every time. That and your oh not so mildly subtle IG parody.
  • Fanofyou
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    you were close to getting me
  • darkgryphon42
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    Very nicely done; I didn't quite believe it before...but enough that I was waiting to see what would happen next just in case! I also refused to read the comments before I watched this one just in case it would spoil it. :D
  • ElizaDewWho
    I hate you so much and love you all at once for doing this...all kinds of well played sir.
  • MPSai
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    A little late for April Fools isn't it?

    D: I'll admit.. I was a bit worried seeing as the Doctor Who set up was so long.
  • satireknight
    You did indeed have me wondering if the old Phelous was history. Nicely done, New Old Phelous and Old New Phelous!
  • SpeedyEric
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    Well, the good news is Phelous is back to normal, but the bad news is we didn't get our review on "Twilight."

    First, Linkara makes fun of the I.R.A.T.E. (Irritating Ripoffing Asshole of Terrible Entertainment) "Gamer," and now Phelous. I love this site. =)
    Note: Yes, I know that this name is a bit extreme, but I can't help it. That guy sucks.
  • Sonicrose
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    LoL I enjoyed the joke. It's nice to see a quick resolution of it. And I actually like the game The Magic of Sheherazad.
  • rockybalboa211
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    On Snap.. Phelous made a fool out of me!
    Why Phelous Why? Why do you have to fool us like Spoony did when he said he was going to review FFIX, and instead sent us to Benzaie singing about "dongs in thongs"?
  • Twelfth Doctor
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    I still hate you for this (lessthan3)

    Also, Sheherazade!
  • TheCooper
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    April Fools!
  • VotZ  - Awesome!
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    How dare you make fun of the magic of....? MY FAVOURITE GAME!!!

    XD Simply fantastic XD
  • whatever42
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    I admit Phelous, you had me fooled when the last video first went up. Then I started thinking about it a bit more and I realized it could have been an April Fools. Regardless, I think yours was the most effective on the site. Very nicely done.

    It's great to see the return of PhelousD1, although he might be gone for good now, but probably not. I'm very interested to see what Old New Phelous has to offer in the upcoming reviews.
  • Trencher
    Hey just when I had gotten used to the new guys style.
  • e33laf
    Phew! Man, that was a scary couple of days :P

    In all seriousness though (and despite feeling silly for being so throughly fooled) I'm glad you're back for real Phelous.
  • LeGeekSoChic
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    *stands up slowly and begins stock 80s slow clap to applause*
  • KillerBunnyFooFoo  - Hurrah
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    Oh, you got me sir. It was the whole "Phelous Who" theme you have had for this season. You changing like the Doctor actually seemed possible and what the show has been heading toward. Pissed you tricked my ass, but am happy to have you back. Props to your pal. He did a good job of making me want to punch him in the face (I am sure it was intended). Nice job!
  • WarxePB
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    Kinda disappointed that we didn't get to see New Phelous actually review anything. Even if he was a bit of a replacement scrappy, it still would have been nice for him to do something I can legitimately hate him for :p

    But it was quite an effective April Fools joke, so good job guys!
  • Don Fedora  - Masterfully played sir!
    I am amazed at how you managed to logically (at least as much logic as this show has ever had) work yourself back into the plot.
    Welcome back before arriving doctor Phelous the third!
  • Ruby Doomsday
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    Phelous, you're amazing. That was one hell of an April Fool's.

    Just the same, I was all prepared to like The New Phelous. Why can't I just have BOTH Phelii (is that the correct pluralization)?

    Once again, well played, lads.
  • Phelous
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    That might be it... it's either Phelii or Marganars.
  • Popcorn Jockey
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    i...was actually, looking forward to the New Phelous. i mean, you have the whole "Doctor Who" motif going on, kinda makes sense. Old Phelous could have popped in now and again, like when the Doctor meets one of his past regenerations...meh, oh well, still an awesome video. i really like the intro, you should keep that going.
  • Grimm
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    Fool me once shame on you
    Fool me twice....cant...cant get fooled again.
  • Mr.Evil
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    Yay! Not for real. I will live now, yes!

    Phelous D-1! Evil never dies... it just grows more annoying.

    I can go on sharing my thoughts... when I actually have some...

    Oh, wait, I do have one:

    - Nice shout-out to After.Life, the best Naked Christina Ricci movie out there.
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