Resident Hazard 3

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Comments (52)
  • ggbhtg  - ggbhtg, YOOOU'RE PITIFUL!
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    I watched this on the site about a week ago, but..... yep, I'm totally here this time just to steal the all important "FIRST! LOL TROLL'D, U MAD?" comment for no raisin.

    I can't even say I got most of this because my only experience with the series is from Phelous's reviews.
  • Phelous
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    Well the first 2 are on the site here in my videos. It's me playing around with changing the characters that appear in certain scenes and the resident evil audio to make it even sillier than it was before. This time I was also put in some different audio from the same voice actors of Chris and Barry.
  • ladydiskette
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    lol, I always got a chuckle or two out of the horrible voice acting they did for the first two RE games. I am so glad they improved later on though.

    The one where Claire was a b**tch was my favorite.
  • SciFiGi  - ...
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    Well...I think I sense the direction the new show is going...
  • Strawberry Husky  - Oh god XD
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    Not the video I thought that'd get put up, but awesome!
  • Winkuru
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    Hah, loved the first one and the cold hearted bitch one.

    Going to watch the first two because i had skipped them earlier for some reason.
  • VeluCherry
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    I love these videos, keep 'em coming!

    "Yeah?" -"Yeah." - "Yeah, yeah..."
  • shadow946
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    I love these Phelous, along with Dragonball CG :)
  • Deimos1984rd  - Yeah.
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    This video took away my bad mood, thanks.
  • Trencher
    Maybe the humor is that its not funny? Like a man on the moon thing?
  • Phelous
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    Or maybe the humour is that you're marganars? Did you think of that one in the hizzouse? It really bears some serious chapos thought.
  • Rhysdux  - Huh?
    I don't get these short clips. They probably mean something to someone who knows the game, but if you don't know who these people are or why they're important, you're lost. There's no context, no frame of reference. I don't know why Wesker is talking about needing to save research while Chris is wailing about Wesker stealing men's souls--I just know that Chris sounds deranged. And why is the girl shrinking? Does that happen in the game, or is it a joke?
  • Lotus Prince
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    "I don't get these short clips. They probably mean something to someone who knows the game,"

    Hit the nail on the head.

    This is third video of this sort. It's no different from his first two. If you've seen the first two, then you should know this going in.

    Also, a lot, A LOT of Phelous's jokes, even in his regular show, reference Resident Evil. That's why he exaggerates the word "sandwich" so much. It's a Barry Burton quote from the first Resident Evil game. Yeah, you can easily watch his reviews without understanding that, but know that Resident Evil is in a lot more of his episodes than just Resident Hazard, and his Resident Evil movie reviews.
  • brick mooncode
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    Well this isn't Phelous' movie review series Rhysdux, it's his Resident Hazard series.
  • Winkuru
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    Chris lines from the first scene are from Castlevania Symphony Of The Night.
  • Rhysdux
    Oh. Thank you, Winkuru. I never heard of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night before. After looking it up, I discovered it's a PlayStation game.

    I still don't have any context, though. I don't know why Chris was given those lines (is he an atheist in-game? Is it ridiculous or accurate to say that Wesker is stealing people's souls?), or why (or even IF) the lines were supposed to be humorous.

    I suppose NewPhelous assumed that everyone knows these games, and so no intro or summary was needed. Maybe most people do know both games and think that this is very funny. But I've never seen a PlayStation, except in ads. And the humor seems to depend on the audience's familiarity with lots of video games. If you don't know the games, all you're doing is listening to Person A (who you don't know) and Person B (who you also don't know) talk to each other.

    The new format--if this is going to be the new format--may work. I think it'll be more popular with fans of Blistered Thumbs, though.
  • Afro King Andy
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    I understand you probably didn't see his other two too, or his PSA, but if you've never played any Resident Evil games, or seen those videos, why did you watch this whole video and then find the need to complain about it? If it's not aimed toward you, then of course you're not going to get it. I don't understand Twilight, so I don't pay attention to it, or find a need to complain to people who do get it.
  • Phelous
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    Haha dude what are you doing? Did you wake up today and think, man I don't have anything to complain about today... Oh look a resident evil based video! I'll complain that the Resident Evil video contains jokes based around Resident Evil! That just don't make no sense at all!
    It's silly shorts based around modifying the game and dialog, not a retrospective.
  • dennett316
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    The video is titled Resident Hazard 3, didn't you think to look up the other ones before commenting? Then you'd know it's nothing to do with a new direction of the show, and nothing to do with New Phelous either.

    Secondly, why would you watch a video like this if you a, hadn't seen the first two and b, played the games the material is taken from? The problem lies with you not knowing the references, not the material itself, so you have nothing to complain about. It's clearly not meant for you, so just move on to the next video. It's like going to a soccer game and then complaining that you don't like soccer to those around you who are just trying to enjoy the game...why are you wasting their time and yours?
  • kawaylon
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    yes its finally over lolz!
  • Sieg-sama
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    I can't ait for him to use voice clips of DC Douglas as Wesker.
    Complete Global Saturation.
  • whatever42
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    It's been a while since we saw one of these and it's good to another. This one made me laugh just like the others, especially the "Yeah" scene. I couldn't stop laughing at that one; nicely done.
  • Cannibal  - Sandwhich!
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    That freaking rocked. "Jill sandwhich" never gets old, and I loved the "Decepticons!"

    But dammit, Phelous, why did you have to make me think of Europe's "Final Countdown?" It was hilarious, but I can not stand that song.
  • dennett316
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    You take that back!! Final Countdown is the greatest song ever recorded...possibly after Take On Me by A-Ha.
  • Poipoi
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    Thats better then the last one you posted!
  • Hex3n  - DUDE!
    Pheleous im your biggest fan of these videos man! This is genius! You've done it again! Bravo sir!
  • octo7
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    LMAO @ the Symphony of the Night inserts.
  • dennett316
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    Awesome, love me some Resident Hazard. I liked the adding of audio from other games as it gives it a nice variety. How about a Resident Evil/House of the Dead mash up of crappy dialogue? Or chuck some Silent Hill in there?

    They go in the back to see the tyrant, and it's the dog from Silent Hill 2...Chris laughs and calls it pitiful and it blows them all up. Yaaaaay, I wrote a crappy Resident Hazard sketch....but you get the idea, I'm sure you'd make it better.
  • Plotspider  - Come back Old Phelous, please
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    Come back Old Phelous...
  • SciFiGi
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    Agreed...or at least stop trolling people who don't agree that you are a comedic genius.
  • xXSkellingtonXx  - You actually call that trolling?
    Trolling is when you purposely post false information to get people to leave an angry reaction comment; or leave a falsified reaction comment to a factual one. The purpose of the falsified information is to provoke a STRONG reaction.
    What Phelous is doing, however, is pointing out that by complaining about something without understanding (or taking the time to TRY to understand) the context said material is being used in, you thereby throw your credibility out the window and make yourself look like a TOTAL DOUCHE. If anyone is trolling, it's the guy who is complaining about something he doesn't know about.
    Also, I find it funny that "OldPhelous" started this Resident Hazard series, yet when he updates it (been waiting for an update for a WHILE now, actually) you make yourself out to be a hypocrite by saying "this new stuff sucks. I want OldPhelous."
  • Slimnoid
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    The Chris/Richter VA also did work in the PSX game "The Note." LPer MikeNnemonic did a playthrough of it, which ends with his emulator crashing and unable to see the ending...so he improvised it.

    Hilariously bad game all around, and worth it for the ear-grating dialogue.

    http://www.youtube.com/ user/MikeNnemonic
  • ThatGuyWithTheSaxophone
    Thank you, Phelous!!!! Ever since I got RE: Remake (the only RE game, I played besides RE4 and The Umbrella Chronicles, I have to admit), I was PISSED that they took out "the master of unlocking" and the "Jill sandwich"! So this means a lot to me - yeah xD
  • Bernhardt
    These sketch parodies remind me of Robot Chicken!
  • montanker
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    Little known fact: one in every three RE characters is in fact an umbrella.

    ...yeah.
  • Dutchtica
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    Should've done an actual review just to mess with us a bit further. But yeah, wilkommen zurruck, Phelous.
  • Isaac232
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    He's had this done like weeks ago. The real episode is up on his site right now if you're interested. :)
  • JBarracudaL
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    Yes! More Resident Hazard! me of my favorite vids you've done. I really hope you do more. And you KNOW you've gotta try one with Silent Hill someday. There will never come a day when "Radio? What's going on with that radio?" and "Probably on drugs" won't give me the giggles.
  • Chochip
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    Very funny. When are you going to review Resident Evil Afterlife, I got it on blu-ray.
  • TheTeeniestHobo  - Priceless.
    I just about lost it when Chris started spouting Richter's lines. I can never look at RE -or- SotN the same again. This was hilarious.
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