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La Horde
Written by Phelous, SadPanda, ChaosD1 and Welshy Wednesday, 02 February 2011 22:52
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Comments (106)
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02.02.2011 - 23:50 | ggbhtgOh, and in a vain attempt to avoid the dozens of obligatory thumbs downs I'm bound to get JUST because I was the first to comment, I'll have you know that I watched this on his website where it was uploaded like 6 hours ago and found that it was uploaded here through the RSS feed.
*Vegeta voice* "Is that OK?"
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02.03.2011 - 08:07 | REVIEWER RICK
8:52 ... that many bullets would have shredded a body, zombie or not.
You 3 and 1/2 may say it's a bad movie, but there are far worse out there.
Great crossover review.
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02.03.2011 - 12:40 | hollychristine
6 hours ago? it doesn't take that long
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02.03.2011 - 18:57 | ggbhtgWell, that's when it was uploaded to his website. It might've been earlier.
Also, now Welshy's the only one that hasn't commented. I assume he's still unconscious somewhere? :P
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02.04.2011 - 22:49 | Asuka Soryu
*Tenshin Han Voice* As a matter of fact, it isn't.
Croissanthole.
Just kidding.
But anyways, no matter what you're gone to get thumbs down if you're first.
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Baguette Crooissant?
Baguette Croissant!
I just love how badly edited this movie is. the pacing is terrible. it tries so hard to be like Dawn of the Dead meets Haute tension that it doesn't work with the characters in this movie.
Who the hell thought that asshole French gangsters from a lost Luc Besson film would be good for a zombie flick?
Anyways, Happy Chinese New Year to Phelous & Everyone at TGWTG!
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02.02.2011 - 23:39 | Darkcloud1111
You should form a zombie fighting review team!
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02.03.2011 - 00:21 | Mr.Evil
Yes, nothing unites the international community like a bad film. I do enjoy crossover events.
Thoughts:
- Welshy's performance was, shall we say, not very lively.
- Seriously, zombies can block peripheral vision. This happens in a lot of zombie flicks.
- You know, there should be a law against zombie movies that don't acknowledge the fact that "you have to shoot them in the head" right from the beginning. Zombies are part of our cultural heritage now - everyone knows to SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD. Screenwriters of the future, learn from our past.
- I actually had this on my Netflix queue. I've now taken it off. Thanks, guys, you just saved me time and money.
Great review.
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02.03.2011 - 04:39 | PLAWhile it's not necessary for headshots to actually work, it is necessary for the characters to at least try it. As long as the setting is post 20th century vanilla Earth especially.
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02.03.2011 - 19:24 | mrskippy
Netflix charges for movies you put in your queue?
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02.03.2011 - 20:44 | Mr.EvilA monthly cost, yes. You have to think long term opportunity cost. The fewer bad movies I watch, the more money and time I save... though I do enjoy a bad movie or two from time to time.
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02.03.2011 - 00:57 | ImperiousRix
Reveling in the D1-ness of this episode...
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02.03.2011 - 00:58 | AirbornePig
Wouldn't it be spelled/pronoucned "L'Horde?"
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02.03.2011 - 01:00 | The sad panda
No.
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02.03.2011 - 01:25 | Blackbear102
You can't use the apostrophes with words beginning with an h. Stupid retarded french syntax. Makes me wanna build a time machine only so I can travel back in time and baguette-rape those enculés de merde for making my birth tongue so hard to fucking use. Bordel. Ces croisanthole!
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02.03.2011 - 20:05 | BigDthat's spanish not french
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02.03.2011 - 01:19 | jabraille
You guys are adorable. TOTALLY worth the wait.
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I actualy enjoyed this movie enough to buy it. Still, you're right on MOST points: the cops are idiots and the female lead is an unlikable bitch who shoulda had her baby ripped from her womb by the zombies. Or the other characters. You forgot to point how they're accelerating the footage during the fight scenes to... look asstarded. About the zombie rape: they(the characters, though the directors might not have been clean) were on fucking cocaine!
Croisanthole? Genius!
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02.03.2011 - 01:35 | ichithe
any review with a police squad reference is like... awesome to the max! or something equally something.
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02.03.2011 - 01:40 | Deimos1984rd
That was hilarious.
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02.03.2011 - 01:44 | rockybalboa211
I LOVE YOU ALL!! :D
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02.03.2011 - 01:44 | Yohko86
What went wrong with this movie? It seemed like it had MUCH potential in the beginning when they were raiding the building. That whole sequence was just truly gritty and realistic. I loved the fact that the criminals were CONVINCINGLY heartless and hardcore. Unfortunately, it's when the zombies show up is when the movie is now a sub-par zombie flick. The fact that the once-cold-as-ice criminals and law enforcement agents team up, everyone's character is ruined. All of the characters in here are marred with idiocy.
And is just me or did it seem like it took everybody for most or all of the movie to realize that you shoot the zombies in the head to kill them?
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02.03.2011 - 15:13 | Phelous
No they figured out the shoot in the head thing at the start then NEVER use it again until super mustache is auto head shooting on top of the car.
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02.03.2011 - 02:06 | Biohazard_Cerberus
Ugh... How did they fuck this up so bad?! I remember seeing the trailer for this back in like, 2009? and thinking "Holy shit this is going to be a great zombie movie! 8D" and for the longest time I couldn't remember its name.
Thanks to you guys I not only remember it, but learn that it sucks.... It still looks like it'd be better than Children Of The Living Dead.
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02.03.2011 - 05:22 | TrencherOh it is. Its in another division completely. Hmmm more like another dimension.
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02.03.2011 - 02:33 | TamLinNext time call my guild, we know how to take care of the Horde; just finished off a marathon of Arathi Basin wins
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02.03.2011 - 08:37 | ChaosD1
Yeah, but the team consisted entirely of the Undead. You'd think they would have brought some Orcs and Tauren to have better class balance.
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02.03.2011 - 02:43 | SetzyTBI'll take that Typhoon off your hands if you don't want it. I love that stuff...and they no longer make it. :(
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02.03.2011 - 08:38 | ChaosD1That weekend only served to remind me how horrible it was. I spent most every night sloshed off my ass, and only after sobering up, and drinking Typhoon did I ever feel nauseous.
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02.03.2011 - 02:46 | Daemon25
Films like these are the reason i generally avoid the zombie sub-genre nowadays. Could the writers have had any less imagination? This film was just Croisant.
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Great review, and it's awesome to see Chaos D1 in something that shows off his comedic talent! Though the highlight of this entire review is when they scream at Welshy. Even if I have no idea why they screamed ^-^; The look on Chaos's face is priceless!
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02.03.2011 - 03:16 | DuosAngel
God this was hilarious. There needs to be another crossover between you four in the future.
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02.03.2011 - 04:03 | HankDeanManThat was incredible, you 4 review MOAR!!!!!!!!!
I haven't Chaos D1 before. And I wonder how many steps he got on his Pokewalker making the review?
We need Beary/Jerry fights!!!!
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02.03.2011 - 04:28 | teh_radziu
ChaosD1... Get that sweet shirt out of your pants! You look ridiculous.
I really hate French horrors. They are the goriest(fact) but the amount of stupidity and absurdity in the plot just makes you want to stop the movie and watch the paint dry...
Sorry for poor English, I'm Polish, lalala.
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02.03.2011 - 08:40 | ChaosD1Post Marine Corps force of habit. Also the shirt is somewhat short on me so I'd rather spare people the accidental exposure of my midriff.
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02.05.2011 - 09:19 | Zeky0ZekyIf you are ex-marine seeing you midriff can't be bad ;)
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02.03.2011 - 04:30 | Shinigami
So even french have tried making zombie movie.
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02.03.2011 - 05:10 | Philip J Fry
I liked how none of the characters seemed likeable so if they died you couldn't give less of a shit.
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02.03.2011 - 05:19 | TrencherThe reason this movie was so horribly written was that they tried way to hard too make the drug boss an heroic and sympathetic, I believe that the movie was originally supposed to have him be more of a villain, but they changed it during filming. It sure looks that way to me although its just a theory. Anyway I think it would have been a better movie if they had stayed away from the cliches.
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02.03.2011 - 05:31 | ThatGuyWithTheSaxophoneWe need more Baguette Croissant!... er, I mean, cameos, because those were awesome! :)
Yeah, screenwriters, do the logical thing and let the LEAST LIKABLE AND MOST DESPICABLE BITCH LIVE IN THE END!!!!!
I hate it, when this happens...
Btw., your screams, when Welshy suddenly said something in the shower were amazing ;-)
Also, hooray for Police Squad ending xD
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this review was awesome! never heard of this one, even if i live in switzerland (the french part), where we got all the french movie, and there's a lot of good one, fortunately, unlike this garbage "legion of evil" (genius translation!)
superbe performance mes cher phelous, sad panda, welshy et chaosD1, vous m'évitez ainsi une monstrueuse perte de temps! (great performance, thanks to you i'll avoid a monstrous waste of time!)
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02.03.2011 - 05:58 | Destro9
The movie has some nice gore and a cool bitch- chick vs zombie-chick fight but the plot and script were just so full of holes you wouldn't really want to watch it again.Classics like Day and Dawn of the Dead ARE re-watchable because you have some emotional interest in the characters.They are likable for a start,which is the opposite of this movie.
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02.03.2011 - 07:26 | projoe719srise
baguette croissant phenomenal
GREANADES DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!!
This is a phenomenal review and I agree with Phelous the bitch died in the end.. and that he's the sexiest candian alive!
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02.03.2011 - 15:17 | PhelousYAY SHE'S DEAD!
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02.03.2011 - 06:51 | HappyViking
There's nothing that pisses me off more in films than bad characters. And this movie is(along with most horror movies nowadays, sadly) is just full of painfully dumb and irritating people with no real personality other than "Jerk" or "Dullard".
And HOLY SHIT THAT CHICK WAS A BITCH WTF. Like, seriously, WTF. Wanna bet that the writers just threw in the bullshit about the pregnancy-dealie halfway through filming just so she could at least some cheap easy sympathy despite her magnanimous bitchitude? Seems awfully plausible!
Also, when Welshy woke up and you guys started screaming, I lol'ed so hard that I cracked three ribs.
AND FURTHER MORE... CROISSANT BAGGETTE... PÂTTISERIE!
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02.03.2011 - 07:10 | Demien van Cope
You are great team, guys!
Awesome review.
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02.03.2011 - 07:25 | Cferra
Let's see...we have the D1. We have a drunk Welshman. We have Panda. We have a wild Phelous. Put those together and you get a really funny video. Everyone did a great job! I really like ChaosD1's deadpan humor and snarkiness. Guy's awesome like that.
As for Welshy, Panda and Phelous, you guys rock, too. Great vid guys!
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