House of the Dead Funny Version
Written by Phelous Friday, 26 November 2010 21:56
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Comments (123)
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11.26.2010 - 22:05 | FullmetalNinja25
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11.27.2010 - 15:08 | realvampiresdontsparkle
i think it's funny that Bol tried to make fun of his movie but,apparently takes himself so seriously that he fails at it.
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11.29.2010 - 16:03 | montanker
God why can't Boll just leave his crap alone instead of making it even more crappy?!?
Oh, wait! I know why: "Guilty..."
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11.26.2010 - 22:59 | montankerThanks for doing the whole Doctor Who thing Phelous! I started watching Doctor Who so I could get the parody, now it's one of my favorite series!
Keep up the excellent work!
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11.27.2010 - 11:52 | LikaLaruku
Wow, Serious Sam!
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11.27.2010 - 23:28 | montankerFinally someone noticed!!!
Serious Sam is seriously badass!
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11.26.2010 - 23:20 | Chimplicity
You are the best Phelous! Love the concepts on your show.
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11.26.2010 - 23:26 | e33lafI love your version of The TARDIS is a small house, because THAT'S certainly inconspicus XD Then again, if nobody ever seems to notice a bright blue 1950's police box showing up out of nowhere, then why should they ever be expected to notice a house appearing out the blue.
Another thing. Considering how huge the normal TARDIS is on the inside, the interior of yours must be the size of a small country.
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11.27.2010 - 03:42 | PLAActually, the exterior size should be unrelated. A TARDIS is supposed to be able to change its exterior fairly freely when it isn't malfunctioning.
Edit: On another note: Phelous, you left the brakes on.
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11.27.2010 - 04:26 | e33lafNow that you mention it, I actually do remember The Doctor mentioning that the mechanisim that allowed him to change the appearence of the TARDIS broke down ages ago. He just never bothered to fix it because he liked the look of the police box exterior.
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11.27.2010 - 12:15 | Phelous
Yeah it's nice to have a working chameleon circuit... wait a second... NNNOOOO DUH DUH DUH DUUUHHHHH CURIEN!!!
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11.26.2010 - 23:33 | Taufiq91
Wow, i was wondering last Thursday whether or not you're reviewing something this week.
Anyways, nice review. This version of House of the Dead was basically Boll's version of Tommy Wiseau doing The House that Drips Blood on Alex.
Wow, two shitty directors trying to cash in on the unintentional humor of their films, and failed.
Now that is just full of fail. Infact, double or triple fail for them.
What's next Typing of the Dead: The Movie? (Actually, i'd pay to watch that as long as it's not Boll or Altman in charge)
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11.27.2010 - 04:12 | PLATyping of the Dead is awesome.
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11.27.2010 - 12:18 | PhelousComputer issues didn't give me time to get the review done for the regular day this week so I flipped the LP parts and this.
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11.26.2010 - 23:30 | firebolten26I still can't beleive I actually paid money to see that movie in the theater. At least I didn't watch the funny version. lol
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11.26.2010 - 23:30 | DoomPL
nice job
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11.26.2010 - 23:45 | MrJurgenmanI would pay $1000 for Phelous' beard.
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11.27.2010 - 12:18 | PhelousSOLD!
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11.27.2010 - 14:18 | ShmooglavoueCareful Phelous, he's not trying to buy the beard itself, he's buying the rights TO your beard! Sell it now, and you'll never be legally allowed to shave or trim it again!!!
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11.26.2010 - 23:56 | ExInformatioQuantum Leap sound effects!!!
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11.27.2010 - 02:02 | Animikean
Caught that too!
Ziggy says there's a 93.5 (vrr-vrrupt, bup boop), .9 percent chance that any Boll movie is gonna suck :)
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11.26.2010 - 23:59 | Obscurus Lupa
COLIN BAAAAAAKEEEEER!!!
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11.27.2010 - 12:19 | PhelousAnd not a moment too soon! DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!
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11.27.2010 - 00:13 | Emptysquare
Well, as if I didn't have enough reason to despise this man...a funny version....of house of the dead... and proof of him saying all actors from Vancouver, Canada suck...*headdesk*
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11.27.2010 - 00:22 | axlryder
this entire thing looks to be a thinly veiled way for Uwe Boll to make money off of a giant middle finger to fans of the series.
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11.27.2010 - 20:17 | psycher7You mean like the original movie? Or any of his other video game movies? Or the man's entire career OH GOD I FUCKING HATE UWE BOLL SO GODDAMN MUCH!!!! Ahem. Sorry.
Now, for a REAL HOTD funny version, Phelous could just put in his copy of Overkill, that game was hilarious.
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11.27.2010 - 00:26 | danethefurry
The director should have been shot....
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11.27.2010 - 00:50 | ganondorf49I hated this movie thank you phelous
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11.27.2010 - 01:15 | EarthboundXE
Is there a reason is says part 11 at the top?
Didn't know you would have two different videos this week, awesome!
This is just sad, this "funny" version just looks like something somebody on Youtube would have created to make fun of the original movie.
When was this version released?
Wait, they both came out in 2003? I'm confused. So Boll filmed all that extra stupid shit while filming the actual movie?
Why the hell would he do that?!
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11.27.2010 - 12:20 | PhelousWell it my 11th review... wait no umm cause it's part 4 for the HotD reviews it's part 11 of the... uhhhh...
It's a mistake ALL A BIG MISTAKE!
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11.27.2010 - 01:17 | brick mooncode
Think this comment's stupid? Well you're the one who read it!
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11.27.2010 - 01:18 | ganondorf49Well I could make a joke on how on the Lordkat Stream Angry joe thought the tardis was called the retardis (IM SERIOUS HE SAID IT) and spoony, Rollo T, Lordkat, Skitch, made fun of him it was hilarious.
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11.27.2010 - 01:29 | TheYetti
Kinda sad when this hack can't even slap together a competent blooper reel
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Did the creator of Blind Date have a hand in this or something? What's with all of the stupid pop-ups, cheap graphics, and stupid sound effects? This whole thing felt like a YTP.
This movie should've been called "House Of The Dead: Apologist Version" because all I here amongst the dumbness is Uwe Boll making sorry excuses for his film-fail.
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11.27.2010 - 12:21 | PhelousThe YTP movie directed by Uwe Boll? Guess we should have figured.
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11.29.2010 - 07:26 | QuestionTheMajority
I was about to say that this movie should have been called "House of the Dead: YouTube Poop Edition," but I see you guys beat me to it. Time to take the Uwe Boll route and say that you're morons for stealing my brilliant lines before I have a chance to say them! You are schiza! SCHIZA!!!
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11.27.2010 - 01:37 | Deimos1984rd
"sigh" to quote Spoony, This guy is clearly out of his fucking mind.
What is so funny about the "funny" version of this god aweful piece of shit???? NOTHING!!!!!
Fuck you Boll.
However I couldn't stop cracking up on your review of this "movie" especially the ending. I love how the title on the store sticker just said House Dead Funny, like they didn't give a shit about this movie, and they shouldn't
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11.27.2010 - 01:44 | Damonashu
Ouch, I didn't have to watch the whole movie and it was still painful. Who really went in thinking any of that was funny?
You know, before this I forgot how much of an egotistical jackass Uwe Boll is. His commentary should be a testament to how unprofessional, and crappy he really is.
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11.27.2010 - 01:44 | pap64
Man, even Boll fails at trolling and riffing his own movie. However, the review was hilarious, especially at the end (really, I was laughing my head off when Doctor Phelous enters Phelous's body XD )
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11.27.2010 - 01:47 | Mr.Evil
I feel like I lost important parts of my brain just watching the review for this thing. Honestly, Phelous, you have the strongest of wills... or maybe all that sarcasm is actually a shield against stupidity. Either way...
Thoughts (what few survived the review):
- I think this version of House of the Dead gives us a window into the man that is Uwe Boll. Even in attempting to poke fun at his own creation, he comes off like an a-hole. Even trying to be intentionally funny, he misses the mark. How did this man ever get the funding to make movies? Are investors really that drawn to jerks, or are jerks just that convincing?
- You know what a true funny version is? True funny is turning serious moments unserious. The problem here is that House of the Dead was never a serious movie. You can't further mock a movie that is a total mockery to begin with.
Good review.
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11.27.2010 - 12:24 | PhelousThis thing would have been at least SLIGHTLY better if he was willing to make himself the joke (a bit like the opening bit) but no he passes it off to everyone else and even comes back to say how great a movie it is haha.
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11.27.2010 - 19:53 | Mr.EvilThis whole thing reminds me of Tommy Wiseau attempting to convince the public that The Room was SUPPOSED to be what it was. Boll is well aware of his reputation, but his ego won't let him laugh at himself. Thus a jerk he remains.
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11.27.2010 - 02:12 | Darks63
Well at least u made this "funny version" actually funny Phelous.
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11.27.2010 - 02:15 | Shinigami
Uwe Boll is so full of fail that he even fails in mocking his own movies.
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11.27.2010 - 02:16 | ThePsychoGamer... Some reason I found the ringtone part to be very funny,
Anyways I plan on renting some of the house of the dead games, Since I heard that Sega's making and a Zombie spin off game to the Yakuza series, I've been curious about Sega zombie games.
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11.27.2010 - 02:23 | pavi
im from fucking vancouver! ass!
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11.27.2010 - 12:24 | PhelousDid Uwe Boll ruin your career?
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11.27.2010 - 03:25 | TBTabbyThe only thing worse than Uwe Boll trying to be scary is Uwe Boll trying to be funny.
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11.27.2010 - 03:34 | Tom Smith
GOD DAMN, just how big is Uwe's ego. Insult not only your writer and actors, but also everyone from that part of Canada. Uwe's directing of it is horrible too, just yell out your actors like an angry drunk. And are you shitting me, this was one of the top 10 films, no, hell no, the universe will die of heat death no.
I still think that the best part was 'this is the film version that I deserve'
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11.27.2010 - 13:50 | Fuery87I think he meant In the Name of the King was one of the best movies of the last decade. I've never seen that but I assume it's shit.
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Great video Phelous! :D