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Dead & Deader
Written by Phelous Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:40
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Comments (90)
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11.11.2010 - 00:50 | Victor Clark
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11.11.2010 - 01:31 | Taufiq91
My first thoughts exactly.
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11.11.2010 - 07:19 | Roler42
what if it was insano before going... insane?
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11.11.2010 - 14:34 | lilmaibe
Oh, will you stop giving them ideas, roler42?
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11.11.2010 - 00:51 | Raiden
Your Dr Who opening, will that be a new staple, or is that simply for the House of the Dead films (this included obviously)?
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11.11.2010 - 07:16 | atoli
I think just for the HotD. As this is part 3, there will probably be one more part. The old serials used to come in 4 parts, each around 25 minutes. Given the Who theme, I'd say it's a pretty safe bet.
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11.11.2010 - 01:31 | Taufiq91The ALMOST sequel in the HOUSE!!! ... of the Dead
Oh, and 11th and 10th DOCTOR REFERENCES HOORAY! Atleast Phelous's references are better and less in your face than this movie's references. Miami Vice? Really?
And speaking of House of the Dead 2,
Last week on episode 2 of The Walking Dead, apparently the Sheriff & Glenn used the House of the Dead 2 theory of zombies not attacking you because you have their smell and blood.
Now how the hell does a stupid method from a stupid zombie movie managed to be used in a series like the Walking Dead?
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11.11.2010 - 03:41 | The_Awesometeer
At least they explained it hoping that it would cover up their smell
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11.11.2010 - 20:15 | Fluffyman
Well it was in the comics too.
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11.15.2010 - 09:58 | LermontThe very concept of the zombie is silly, them being hungry is sillier, and them being hungry specifically for human meat is just baffling. So the walking dead explaining that they crave the smell of fresh (living) meat is at least plausible as far as zombies go. But seriously, the human body is pretty fragile, and considering zombies don't exactly get to eat very often, don't drink, and can't heal but instead rot. I'd say in case of zombie apocalypse, stay at home for a week and whatever zombies are still in a condition to move by then won't have any energy to do so (not to mention that sight would go by then and good luck hunting entirely by smell for something other then flowers).
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11.11.2010 - 01:31 | xXSkellingtonXxHuzzah! Phelous! I am now legally permitted to laugh! Curse you, lawyers! When I said I'd see you in Hell, I didn't know you'd take me literally!! :zombie:
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11.11.2010 - 01:41 | Stevie
oh god, ANOTHER sequel? how....just....how, what...?
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11.11.2010 - 09:11 | realvampiresdontsparkle
hopefully this isn't one of those movies that needs contraception badly
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11.11.2010 - 01:47 | kwclass09lol so whats up with and doctor who all of a sudden. btw whats your opinion of matt smith?
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11.11.2010 - 01:51 | Dr. Lecter
cool Ive actually seen this piece of shit movie, thanks Phelous!
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11.11.2010 - 01:55 | Kgent
I actually thought you inserted "Room of Angel" there for some reason.
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11.11.2010 - 02:52 | whatever42
I guess that just goes to show how much they ripped it off and didn't even try to hide it for anyone who might have known. Ah well, whatcha gonna do?
A very funny review indeed Phelous. I loved the constant cries of subtlety, or a lack thereof, and the repeated Superman moments. As others have said, you almost drowned out the movie with the jokes and references and that is most definitely a great thing.
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11.11.2010 - 02:01 | H2O
I wish the Mortal Kombat characters lived on my block. Phelous is so lucky...
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11.11.2010 - 02:12 | Mr.Evil
So when a scorpion-infested zombie bites you and turns you into a zombie, is it a result of the toxin in your system or a bunch of little scorpions running around in your bloodstream? And if the scorpion must reach your heart to fully take you over, wouldn't that...?
Dear God, why I am I dwelling on this? This is probably the stupiest reason for a zombie holocaust that I've ever seen. And no, they don't get points for originality.
Thoughts:
- More Dr. Who references. More Superman references. More Star Trek references. More, more, more. It's almost enough to drown out the movie's insipid dialogue.
- Dean Cain. Poor Dead Dean Cain. "Lois and Clark" was evidently the high point of his acting career. At least I see Quark and Dr. Flox guess-staring on other shows from time to time.
- I'm sorry, Phelous. I'm so sorry. But that was a pretty good review.
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...Zombie scorpions?! Sounds like a SyFy movie plot device!
"Your story has more holes than a Micheal Bay film!"
Wow...that's VERY hypocritical coming from this movie! ...Very hypocritical.
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11.11.2010 - 02:40 | Deimos1984rd
Oh god this was such a corny corny movie I felt like punching someone hearing those really bad jokes, I would rather watch a Micheal Bay movie than see this shit movie.
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I love the title card for this ep. The caricature really captures the crazy-eyed cuteness of Phelous.
And how bizarre to see Arman Shimmerman out of his Quark makeup.
More Doctor references for the win!
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11.11.2010 - 03:10 | DivideByZero
Wait a minute, why does the video get super-small at around 19 and 21 minutes? O.o
Good review Phelous, at least there aren't any more House of the Dead movies...right?
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11.11.2010 - 03:43 | Orastella
I'm loving the Doctor Who references!
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11.11.2010 - 03:57 | StingrayWell, maybe i am alone here, but actually this movie looks like a lot of fun. Stupid and pointless, but at least the movie itself seems to be aware, that it is stupid and pointless. I wouldn't mind watching this sucker, something i can't say for a lot of the movies reviewed here.
Zombie scorpians with Superman discussing, which Dawn of the Dead version is better, after a hot, showering chick and potential love interest is offed in a very brutal way during the first couple of minutes?
I actually have seen much, much worse than that.
Tone-wise it seems a bit like "Infestation", but i seriously doubt "Dead&Deader" reaches the same level of pure awesomeness of that movie.
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11.11.2010 - 04:38 | Shinigami
This movie might actually be so bad that its good.
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11.11.2010 - 04:50 | akkuma420
wow... that looks awful, just awful.
18:00 The Mask? lol
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11.11.2010 - 04:46 | PLAThe fuck?! There's no "Noah Antwiler" on the cast, but are we sure he didn't use a pseudonym?
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11.11.2010 - 04:50 | Greyarch
Why are all those cool people in this stink of a movie?
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11.11.2010 - 07:20 | Roler42because they probably had nothing better to do... i dunno, cool actors always tend to do movies that make them no justice, remember flubber?
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11.11.2010 - 06:29 | Dechha1981There we have it folks; the low budget Blackest night.
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11.11.2010 - 06:30 | Heymlich
What the hell?
Room of Angel? Why do they thought it would be a good Idea to put something out of a Silent Hill game in this movie.
First I thought it was Phelous who put this in (like in the Hostel-Review), but that´s just...wow. Really. Don´t know what to say.
How shameless are these people? Did they really think nobody would notice?
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11.11.2010 - 06:51 | Kaibaman
First they steal from Capcom then they literally steal from Konami???? What the HELL!
Oh whats worse in House of the Dead 2 Film The guy who played the Quantum Ranger in Power Rangers Time Force was in the Movie.....Whats going on here?!
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11.11.2010 - 07:15 | DirtyHippie
"Superman?" C'mon, Phelous, how strong do you have to be to throw Armine Shimerman around? Know what would have been REALLY funny? DeForest Kelly as a zombie! "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not the undead!"
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normally i'd say using superman's theme here would be disrespectful since that series is way better (although i might mbe a bit nostalgic here since superman is superman) but in this parody-kinda way it just was awesome
and no really was that insano before he went insane?
really this guy looks so much like him would look like
awesome review =D
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11.11.2010 - 08:23 | dennett316
Oh this movie looks fucking terrible, not even so bad it's good, just so bad it's downright painful. It wouldn't have been so bad if the jokes were even remotely funny....what a shit pile.
Dean Cain, I hate you so much it's frightening....though I too prefer the remake to the original Dawn of the Dead.
What?? Roger was a fucking dumbass in that film, and it's awfully dated. NOTLD and DOTD are both better than Romero's Dawn.
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11.11.2010 - 09:10 | AdventChild
Very funny review Phelous! Can't say the same for the movie though. There are so many unfunny jokes and blatant movie references it would make you believe that Seltzerberg had a hand in writing this movie.
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11.11.2010 - 09:08 | CrimsonDuskIt's like the whole movie was an hour and a half version of that one joke in Andromeda's first episode when they say Kevin Sorbo looks like a Greek God, but this was more dumb because they overused the reference.
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11.11.2010 - 09:22 | ProphetTenebraeThis must be the role that got Dr. Phloxx to be the slightly deranged coroner in True Blood!
Also, it's fairly hilarious how Dean Cain has let himself go... the shot of him topless does him NO favours.
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