At least the "party cop" is no where to be found. Take comfort in that.

Oh Linden Ashby how far you have fallen, which isn't very far really I mean after Mortal Kombat what else did you have? =_=

Great review Phelous! =D

Leave it to a retard to screw up writing as badly as changing "blood" orchid to "black" orchid. Hey Phelous, I'm going to guess your next review.
SNAKES ON A MUTHERF***ING PLANE!
Lol, keep up the good work, yadda yadda yadda, more stuff you've heard a million times.
If I ever find David C. Olson I will make sure he never sees another word processor page again, lol.

:flame: god dammit why are there so many movies of the shit

WHAT? THERE'S A 4TH ANACONDA MOVIE? WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SNAKES? :grr:

Don't worry there is another one "Anacondas 5:troll Pulse" XD jk

shhhhh dun let hollywood see this

Was this movie written? Like actually written? Because it seems like somebody just shredded up a bunch of unrelated movie scripts, then threw a bunch of stupid shots around the editing room and jammed them together into a gigantic collage of fail!

Little known fact: They didn't actually hire writers for this movie, but instead locked up a bunch of monkeys in a room with typewriters.

Bahaha! Stupid surprised monkeys on typewriters. XD

No way man, what the monkeys wrote was Shakespeare compared to this crap.

See what I did there? Better writing than this movie!!! =D

Truth! XD

I got the new movie right now, its called Anacondasdas 5 1/2. It stars Bruce Campbell who teams up with Ice Cube and the Bay Watch Team to fight off all the big ass snake's all played by Christopher Walken.

3:10

Uhh...Stupid surprised scientist?

Just by the first five minutes makes me think this is worse then all of them. Kill the "smartest man on earth" who knows how to work with these flowers. the cage was also worse the the third movie's cage. Also, how does a grenade and a explosive fuel tank not blow the head off the snake but completely spatters a man.

It did, but it regenerated. Even though the movie said the serum would need to be applied quickly for that to work. I guess the snake must secrete that serum continuously then... -_- Stupid movie.

The scientist at the beginning never said the effects [i]stopped[/i] working after it was applied. But if that [i]is[/i] the case then that means it can only start working if there is tissue to heal; which makes what Murdock did *ding* Entirely Pointless.

I do have some things to say about the review. Personally, I like this design for the snake better. I don't know why but it looks more intimidating. Although to be honest, it kind of reminds me of Kaa, which makes me think of how f*cked Mowgli would have been if, in The Jungle Book, Kaa [i]had[/i] been like this.

I loved the regeneration thing @ 17:25, Cell has a truly bad-ass theme(btw, am I the only one who noticed the spikes on the lower end of the snake's tail?). Granted, the snake regrowing its head is not all that far-fetched, because sea stars can regenerate their brains. That still doesn't excuse the bass ackwards logicistics the character's actions follow (if their reasoning can even be [i]called[/i] logic).

At any rate, thank goodness for Gohan or we might have had a sequel.

Easily movable logs...my one weakness! LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WALKING!

Also, I was rolling when I heard the Cell theme. Excellent touch!

That log was small enough to [i]drive[/i] over. It would've killed the suspension, but it didn't even reach the fender of that SUV.

PHELOUS OH PHELOOOOOUUUUSSSS
WITH YOUR HEART SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD :onoes:

dat song.
Is the greatest fucking song.

The delicious MK references in this review were approaching critical mass. If you ask me,that's just the way it fucking should be.

PS: Good to know my Scorpion joke came in handy. :3

What? No David Hasselhoff?

Hasselhoff originally was supposed to be in 4 as well. But I guess he decided these CGI snake movies weren't somehow going to be the blockbusters he thought.

They managed to outshit the 3rd movie.

And since it's Romania, don't you think that this might cause an diplomatic row?

Think about it:

Americans, Russians(since Russians immigrants and Russian companies are huge in Romania) and Romanians working for an outsourced American science research lab gets killed in Romania by giant shitty CGI snake/s. Now, incidents like that would have notified the US Military(since it's a member of NATO), the Russian Military (since it's next door) and NATO and a report on a "reptilian incident" will be send to the European Union in Brussels. However, the EU would never believe that a CGI could kill Russians, Americans, Romanians and David Hasselhoff. And thus, when they got a report by the EU refuting the belief that a CGI could kill Russians, Americans, Romanians and David Hasselhoff, the US would point finger on Russia for killing Americans while the Russians points the finger on America for killing Russians, which might cause the invasion of Romania and thus the EU-Russian war which might cause World War III that will also leads to the Chinese invasion of Taiwan, the new Pakistan-Indian war and the South Korean & Japanese invasion of North Korea which leads to a nuclear invasion by China, Pakistan, Russia & North Korea, causing the end of the (northern hemisphere) world and making New Zealand and Southeast Asia the new superpower of the world!

Seriously, who would have taught that giant CGI Anacondas in the Romanian amazon can cause World War 3 ?

:scared: Party Cop? Where?

Nah it's party snake this time.

Dear god, this looks horible. Looked like they were trying to make Amanda act very Laura Croft-esque (18:50- 19:07). IT DIDN'T WORK!! I'd rather watch those films than this piece of crap. Excellent review Phelous! So when are we gonna get Snakes on a Plane?

Seriously. Who thought that this movie series should be this long? Specially since the last one wasn't popular. I remember watching this on Sci-Fi though and just laughing my ass off. Those Mortal Kombat lines worked perfectly for this movie. Great job.

What's with the lip sync fail on the "too far in" scene? Yay, you remembered to add in the "Get over here!" voice clip! But you used "Fatality" instead of "Hara-Kiri" with the guy that blew himself up. At least Reptile got a mention in the end. Ssssshitty Ssssssnake Ssssseriessss Sssssaga hasss ceassssed

It'll be fixed in a few. But it's MK3 style fatality so think about that one.

Oh, like Cyrax in Mortal Kombat 3. He must've entered the "Mercy" code for Animalities by accident.

I loved this review, as always, but I was disappointed to not see pointless JewWario cameo.

Haha, love the Dragonball references, especially Cell's themes.

This was a great review! The Mortal Kombat references were the best, I don't care what Sub-Zero thinks.

Though... I am surprised that your "Ooh whatcha say" machine didn't break during the pistol scene (really, lady, I know its smart to make sure the guy is dead, but don't be so gun happy about it! That's Angry Joe's job you know ;) ).

MMM WATCHA MMM WATCHA MMM WATCHA MMM MMM MMM MMM WATCMMMWATCHA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

gohan ...ofcourse the only time he was awesome....oh dragonball z how i miss ye

[color=green]I was surprised there would be a 4th one...I thought they ran out of Ideas. XD Nice to see Sub Zero again. =) [/color]

They did, but it didn't stop them from making another shitty sequel to a mediocre original concept.

I wonder if Phelous is going to continue the snake theme. I read the plot summaries to the movies Boa and Python and they sound almost as stupid as the Anaconda franchise.

Hi Phelous. WOW! I can't believe they made 4 of these films! On the bright side it afforded us 4 really great shows with you. Thanks for delivering the awesome again. Peace.

Loved the MK references and the Cell music ^_^

i've had enough of these mother fucking snakes in these mother fucking films!

I hope he does Snakes on a Train next. =D

I am tired of these mother*#*#*$# references to that mother@#@!@) Samuel Jackson movie. It was funny three reviews ago. Phelous, don't review Snakes on a Plane or we're all doomed!

Thoughts:

- You know, I take back what I said two weeks ago. Everything IS better with monkeys. Evidence: the second movie was less stupid than its two followups (though that's not saying much), and it had a surprised monkey in it. THAT's where these movies went wrong - they removed the monkey.

- When will scientists learn that monsters will never ever cure society's ills? I mean, here's an idea for a T-Shirt slogan: "I tried to create the fountain of youth and all I got out of it was a lousy giant snake."

Too long?

- Phelous, once you've had your fill of bad movies based on giant snakes, may I suggest insects next? I'm partial to bees myself. There's never been a GOOD movie about killer bees, really.

Great review.

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...had to be done.

...my god...