How many Pulse movies they make :flame:
Fatal Pulse
Written by Phelous Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:32
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Comments (110)
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08.25.2010 - 22:16 | Destinyhero20
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08.26.2010 - 14:47 | PunkWhatNow
Too.
Fucking.
Many.
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08.25.2010 - 22:23 | DorknessFalls
Phelous, you've got to find a way out of Pulse related hell. That opening was pretty rockin' though.
Totally saw the rape horn coming this time though.
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08.26.2010 - 01:06 | Shrimppuffi looked up "pulse" on imdb. there's a shitload! an entire SHITLOAD!!!
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08.25.2010 - 22:19 | mattroks1011
so the origami killer took some strange pulse curing antidote and then started killing girls with whipped cream, and the audience with the BOING sound effect. i've heard worse plots =D
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08.25.2010 - 22:24 | ckyvickWhats next, Impulse? and wheres the review for pink floyds pulse?? you also missed pulse:a stomp odyssey =D
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08.25.2010 - 22:24 | Xynald
i saw this on dvd in the supermarket and immediately thought, "i know what phelous will be reviewing" XB
another great review phelous
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08.25.2010 - 22:33 | Rainy29
So, are you out of Pulse movies yet?
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08.25.2010 - 22:50 | TheBlackMage
Now you gotta do Impulse with William Shatner! Then Impulse with Theresa Russell!!! Actually Phelous there's about 45 movies with the word "Pulse" in the title so I think you're pretty much screwed... sorry man.
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08.25.2010 - 22:44 | ThatEnglishDude
And you just know that when you think you're finished another really obscure Pulse will show up.
Like Pulse: The Generic or Pulse: Blandy McBlandstein
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08.25.2010 - 22:53 | FullmetalNinja25
When will the Pulse madness end?! =(
Great review Phelous! =D
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08.25.2010 - 22:56 | Jael
This better be the last Pulse-related review or else people are going to start calling Phelous "Phelous Pulseous" instead of "Phelous Porteous".
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08.26.2010 - 08:49 | dennett316
*Phelan Porteous, Phelous comes from the first few letters of his first name, and the last few of his second.
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Oh man this movie was awful. Joe Phela....i mean Estevez is a gift that keeps on giving. From Warwilf and Soultaker on MST3k to Dawn of the living Dead and Fatal Pulse on TGWTG.
Keep on making crap Joe!
And to overactor, this isn't good, THIS IS VERY GOOD!
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08.26.2010 - 11:59 | QuestionTheMajority
I was also amused by the fact that Joe apparently has an alias, either being Phelan or Estevez depending on what movie he's in. Does that mean there are movies so bad he doesn't want to be attributed to? Tough luck, pal. Your reputation has already been established as a crummy actor in crummier movies and it will never be saved!
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08.25.2010 - 23:13 | shagmiiphelous.....you're my fav on this site.
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08.25.2010 - 23:14 | summernight
Funny review, I wasn’t bored for one second. XB Sadly, there are still more horror/thriller movies with "pulse" in their title: :sick:
Pulse Pounders (1988)
Final Pulse aka Condition: Critical (1992)
Pulse aka Kairo (2001)
Pulse aka Incubus (2006)
The Heart: Final Pulse (2010)
Have fun with these evil trashy movies. :psychotic:
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08.26.2010 - 05:54 | MaxTheMovieKid93
Didn't JewWario mention Kairo, saying that it was pretty good?
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08.25.2010 - 23:37 | NintendoFanboy
"[b]Great[/b] Entertainment Group", huh? If it has to tell you it's great, that;s not a good sign.
"I love you. I'm totally not acting. -_- "
BOING!
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:music: I Hearby ANNOUNCE MY Intention to Create the first PULSE movie that will not suck.
It will be all about me and how awesome I am.
:snicker:
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Egads! That was the Clue VCR game! My family and I used to play that all the time. I haven't seen it in 15 years, at least. Wow, thank you, Phelous!
...Is it sad that, for me, that was the best part of the review? :blush:
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08.26.2010 - 00:02 | ErikScott
STOP DOING PULSE
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08.26.2010 - 08:22 | Phelous
I did, this was Fatal Pulse.
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08.26.2010 - 12:00 | QuestionTheMajorityBOING! :snicker:
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08.26.2010 - 00:09 | H2O
We need more Phelous dance numbers.
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08.26.2010 - 00:09 | Deimos1984rd
[color=green] Records...the most deadliest weapon of all.....wait what?[/color]
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08.26.2010 - 00:21 | Rockmanonce again, another great review by the great phelous
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08.26.2010 - 00:24 | dragonfly82
Nice video.
LMAO! at the Phelous-Angry Joe
fusion dance....
=D
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08.26.2010 - 00:30 | Lexington
For some reason "You spin me right round" seems to show up in a lot of reviews lately.
When this is all over, do we get to vote our favourite Pulse movie? XD
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08.26.2010 - 08:23 | PhelousHaha yeah I'm surprised how much I've got to use it lately, oh well that song is awesome!
Sure why not!
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08.26.2010 - 00:36 | DorknessFallsIn theory Phelous could keep going for a while. An alternate title to Incubus is Pulse, Wpieout Pulse (Phelous occasionally does games), and he could just move on to the Pulse Pounders video company.
He might be able to get some humor out of The Pulse of Life, if he can find it.
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08.26.2010 - 00:36 | HunterSDukeStop the madness. You sir have done more than enough!
Please won't someone think of the children?
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08.26.2010 - 19:18 | whatever42
That's a good idea. Use the children to get into small areas others can't fit through to find the other Pulse movies and destroy them.
Seriously though, will the madness ever end? There can't be that many more of them. There just can't be ... right? :scared:
You better be careful Phelous. If you subject yourself to too much Pulse madness, it may cause the birth of ...
[size=large]Dr. Pulsano[/size] :evil:
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08.26.2010 - 00:47 | rogueofmv
The second I heard that opening credits theme, I suddenly had the urge to do a shitton of cocaine and wear bright blue Hawaiian shirts while cruising down Ventura Blvd. in a red convertible Corvette with the top down.
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08.26.2010 - 00:50 | tinman_xl
Not fond of the cougars, are you Phelous?
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08.26.2010 - 08:25 | PhelousHaha I was just really surprised when I found out that one woman wasn't the other's mother.
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08.26.2010 - 00:55 | Rockabore
Those BOING sound effect were so out of place. I mean I would expect that sort of thing from a shitty movie that just wanted boobs and a half assed murder plot but couldn't they find any better sound effect? I mean the BOING isn't even funny which was probably what they meant it to be but it just annoyed me.
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08.26.2010 - 01:02 | AlandreeOh my GOD Phelous dancing at the beginning pretty much made my day. XB
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08.26.2010 - 01:13 | angel85
wow, that was the most pathetic Dr. Jekyl Mr. Hide ripoff I've ever seen.
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