Christ, how many movies that go by Pulse are there? And why do they all suck, is it a curse?
Pulse 2
Written by Phelous Wednesday, 04 August 2010 22:45
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Comments (123)
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08.05.2010 - 00:03 | TheGunboat
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08.05.2010 - 10:14 | Nephilim
The Japanese Pulse is actually really good. So much got lost in translation with the remake though. They threw out all the symbolism and social commentary.
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08.05.2010 - 12:23 | RaiderRich2001
Dude... is that the DNA chick from CSI:Miami? (Not Eva LaRue, the other one)
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08.05.2010 - 00:09 | Jael
According to wikipedia there's five:
http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/ Pulse_(disambiguation)
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08.05.2010 - 00:12 | pimpsdontcommitsuicide
Going to review Afterlife..... Pulse 2: Afterlife (laugh/cry mix). Great stuff.
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08.05.2010 - 00:18 | pimpsdontcommitsuicideDamn. Five too many. Don't do it Phelous. You will run out of clones. These movies will really kill you.
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08.05.2010 - 04:19 | PLAOnly one left.
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12.08.2010 - 13:29 | DMasterIf only. If only.
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08.05.2010 - 00:20 | TheJeffoh phelous, how do u survive watching these movies? oh ya, u dont...
YOUR FRIGGIN AWESOME! :D
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08.05.2010 - 00:23 | Yosswell
This is honestly my favorite Phelous review. Who'da think that the best cameos are your own :p
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08.05.2010 - 05:26 | whatever42
This is definitely one of my favorite reviews as well. This movie was just so ripe for being torn apart that the jokes really worked.
Seriously though, this movie was even worse than Pulse and just made stupidity even more prominent. I'm trying to think of more to say, but nothing adequately describes just how bad this is. All I can say is that you just have one more to go Phelous. You can survi ...
:whisper:
Well, you can't do that, but you can still make the review and not go insane. I believe in you. =)
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08.05.2010 - 07:23 | Phelous
Haha thanks but I fear it's far too late for sanity.
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08.05.2010 - 00:23 | TheGunboatFive sequels?!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!
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08.05.2010 - 10:13 | Nephilimno just 2
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08.05.2010 - 00:39 | snakestealth24
Love the Ghostbusters reference. Ghosts take over the world who ya gonna call?
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08.05.2010 - 00:27 | wonderBOY316
when the kid screams in the car it sounds like she is saying silent hill
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08.05.2010 - 04:10 | dennett316
Yeah....that was kind of the joke. =_=
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08.05.2010 - 00:32 | Mjaf
I like red
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08.05.2010 - 00:37 | ShmooglavoueI'm a difficult person to bore...and yet Pulse 2 managed to bore me enough to stop watching.
Bravo Pulse 2, Bravo. You deserve every bash imaginable.
Didn't even know Pulse 3 existed... *shudders*
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08.05.2010 - 00:42 | pap64
:eyebrow:
Did the producers of this film really think that people would take a movie about internet ghosts that write HAXORZ as a threat, people wearing read everything to protect themselves and a guy carrying a dead cat (KITTIE NO!! T_T T_T T_T ) seriously?
Now I am dreading Pulse 3 even more!
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08.05.2010 - 07:27 | PhelousHaha the movie didn't really put the H4XZ0r5.
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08.05.2010 - 07:33 | pap64And there goes the film's only redeeming factor :uhh: :snicker: XD
Seriously, you did a good job on the editing. I honestly thought it was part of the movie!
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As the title says, there is another Pulse movie. Though it's not Pulse 4, and the Official title of the movie isn't Pulse. But it said on IMDB that, the other name of the movie was Pulse.
Here is the link, http://www.imdb.com/ title/tt0462359/.
Oh and there is yet, another Pulse movie that was listed after the one above. It's still not Pulse 4 though. The name of it is, Pulse: A Stomp Odyssey.
http://www.imdb.com/ title/tt0292631/
Have fun!!! XD XD
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08.05.2010 - 00:51 | Licantro
Great Review you're amazing Phelous! Hilarious and entertaining.
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08.05.2010 - 00:54 | Deimos1984rd
[color=red]A pulse 3?...that is just great... =_= btw loved the ghostbusters part, that was awesome.[/color]
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08.05.2010 - 01:09 | The_English_Gent
I still can't believe this movie supposedly had a $25 million dollar budget and still had the nerve to have photographic backgrounds with people inserted into them.
Just...why.
WHY?!?!?!
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08.05.2010 - 01:18 | Roker
-_- Did that computer say Haxorz?
*Migraine
And you said there were 3 more?
*Gunshot
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08.05.2010 - 04:13 | dennett316The HAXORZ thing was a joke inserted by Phelous because the guy typed in unnecessary text speak.
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08.05.2010 - 01:28 | badgersprite
And this is what your family goes through! And your job! AND YOUR SELF-RESPECT!
Oh the hilarity.
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08.05.2010 - 01:58 | lighigwhat i dont get is that red has been proven the most compelling colour and yet the ghosts cant go through thats.....just.....stupid !!!!!1!
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08.11.2010 - 02:10 | PLAYou know what else is compelling? Fire. Doesn't mean you should walk around in it.
The movie is still bad, though.
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08.05.2010 - 02:04 | H2O
This may be the best review ever... of anything... ever...
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08.05.2010 - 02:09 | Chewie
I find it rather odd that at exatly the same time I start watching Doctor Who like a madman, everyone on this site has used a Doctor Who reference! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Seriously, though, great review, and a good use of the Dalek voice too, cracked me up. I absolutely can't believe there are 5 of these pieces of shit, can you even make jokes about them all?
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08.05.2010 - 02:19 | FullmetalNinja25
The Ghostbusters part at the end had me rolling on the floor. XD
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08.05.2010 - 04:13 | dennett316Did you have a seizure? =D
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08.05.2010 - 02:45 | TrencherFor a movie to be truly terrible it need to have potential to be great, and the premise of this movie have great potential. Awesome review and I really sympathize whit you loosing your mind over the annoying as hell stupid characters.
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Ohhhh so that's why you had a red blip player all this time Phelous, so you can ward off the internet ghosts. Who'd of thought.
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08.05.2010 - 07:30 | PhelousI was lucky though cause it might have just made all my video unplayable sense red is the one frequency the internet can't transmit through.
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08.05.2010 - 03:27 | rogueofmv
WHR R U
EYEM 1337 HAXZ0R5
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08.05.2010 - 03:27 | LoveshackUnnecessary green-screening of normal, everyday backgrounds when location shooting would have looked better and been cheaper? SOMEBODY went to the Tommy Wiseau School of Film!
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08.05.2010 - 03:42 | Shinigami
Ghostbusters vs Pulse. There is no doubt about winner.
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08.05.2010 - 03:48 | Destro9
It seems not even BattleStar's Apollo could not save this movie
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08.05.2010 - 03:58 | PLANew advert, "Hoops": Overtime isn't when you go for a snack. Just no.
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08.05.2010 - 04:07 | netgradeHey look its Richie from Malcolm in the middle, so thats what happened to him. Poor guy.
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