Great review as always Phelous. You're easily the most consistently entertaining reviewer on this site. And damn, that kid's acting is depressing as hell.
Pulse
Written by Phelous Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:50
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Comments (115)
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07.15.2010 - 23:24 | BannerThief
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07.16.2010 - 00:14 | ganondorf49PHELOUS YOU KICK ASS KEEP REVIEWING THESE HORRIBLE MOVIES
ps
I very much enjoy your reviews and have been watching your Mortal Comedy its great
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07.16.2010 - 11:42 | Phelous
Thanks, but it's comedy with a K!
Becuase you know... it's kool and such.
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07.16.2010 - 00:19 | jv9291
Why did you show the back of the guy's head!??!?
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07.16.2010 - 11:29 | PhelousI'm sorry... I'm SO sorry.
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07.16.2010 - 00:22 | NintendoFanboy
Nice Meowth ya got there, Phelous ;)
Am I the only one who thinks that a [i]movie[/i] saying electricity is [i]bad[/i] is incredibly hypocritical? :pinch:
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07.16.2010 - 00:22 | Anonymous Jr.This kid's acting is funny as shit. He must have taken acting lessons from William Shatner.
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07.16.2010 - 02:42 | LikaLaruku
There's a...THING..on the WING.
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07.16.2010 - 00:24 | EarthboundXE
What a tame horror movie, was it rated PG?
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07.16.2010 - 11:29 | PhelousHeh yeah.
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07.16.2010 - 00:26 | Fracassi
Yeah, cuz there's also the Mischa Barton Pulse and the Kristen Bell Pulse... I wasn't sure which one:) I don't even know if this is the worst.
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07.16.2010 - 02:43 | LikaLarukuIt's not, the other two that I know of are about internet hacking. One of the newer ones is absolutely horrible; I'm suprised he did this one.
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07.16.2010 - 00:38 | haydenlisterHaha, Phelous doing Joe's sign-off: Epic.
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07.16.2010 - 00:44 | whatever42
A lot of these bad horror movies seem to involve technology being evil or being used for evil. Is The Ring and Poltergeist the only ones that do this resonably well, or is my view just skewed due to all the bad ones of that nature?
Anyway, lost of great moments in this review. The Peanuts music for depressing kid, the repeated usage of Lucas(chi ka chi ka,) and the AngryJoe Go parody were all very funny. I swear Phelous, you are one of the best on the site for picking references to go with your reviews. :lol:
By the way, there are a couple movies I was wondering if you had heard of. They are called Subterano and Intermedio. They are both pretty darn bad "horror" movies. If you haven't seen them, you should check them out, especially Subterano. It's beyond ridiculous for far too many reasons to list here. :)
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07.16.2010 - 11:42 | PhelousI have not but I'll try to check them out at some point!
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07.16.2010 - 22:26 | mr_rubinoDiane Lane sez: "THEY HAKT UR CAR!!1!1!"
Also, the eyebrows and hands are going like a Montreal drag prostitute at Mardi Gras on a Tuesday, so you can tell this stuck in his craw.
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I know this is stupid, but my favorite thing about The Ring was the sound effects. They kinda reminded me of the eerie stuff on the Conet Project, like the Backwards Radio Station.
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The Amish were right all along!
Seriously, this is a M.Night Shyamalan movie that was never made by Shyamalan, and it was better than The Happening & The Last Ughbender
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07.16.2010 - 00:45 | FullmetalNinja25
Oh my god not the back of his head! :0
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07.16.2010 - 00:45 | rudy023
Nice Angry Joe references. & after all the buildup with the VHS Tape I half expected it to have the damn Ring on it!
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07.16.2010 - 00:50 | MrTambourineHaha, "I know what I know, boy, but I'm not telling it!" Who thought that was a good idea?
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07.16.2010 - 11:43 | PhelousI know who did... but I'M NOT TELLING IT!
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07.16.2010 - 00:58 | Kimarous
It's reviews like this that make me wonder why I used to be one of your nay-sayers for joining this site. :)
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07.16.2010 - 01:07 | Meepindoodle
Oh god, that image of the back of that guy's head will be forever burned in my retinas. Thanks, Phelous. :c But seriously, great job as always. ;)
"Could you make more of a mess with that?" *spills* "I didn't mean [b]do[/b] it, you little shit!" I lol'd.
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07.16.2010 - 01:17 | Ipwnyou99
YOU BASTARD!!! HOW DARE YOU SHOW ME THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!
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07.16.2010 - 02:49 | LikaLarukuBecause he killed Kenny.
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07.16.2010 - 01:31 | ZirbHey Phelous, is the Pulse you're talking about for the next review the 2006 one? If so, I fear for your life because from what I can tell it's a remake of a horrible 2001 Japanese movie. If the American version is as bad or worse than that... then you're in for one hell of a time...
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07.16.2010 - 02:01 | GullysonAwesome review.
What's the music in the end before phelous gets electrocuted?
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07.16.2010 - 02:14 | ImperiousRix
I may have liked that video or I might not have...
BUT I'M NOT TELLING IT!
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07.16.2010 - 02:22 | Fluffyman
Jeez, you know they should have just killed off one of the Lawrence boys, then at least it would have been interesting.
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[color=green]HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! If that screw shot out like a bullet the impact would of killed the father, then why is he still alive??? OH YEAH the plot. :P [/color]
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07.16.2010 - 02:45 | ShadeFawks
wow... the theme made me laugh enough and then you did his sign off XD.
why is it we fear technology taking over/killing us, when we seem to naturally depend on it more and more.
"Not impossible. Inevitable."
Also now I can't sleep because of that image of the back of the guy's head. thanks alot ;.;
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07.16.2010 - 02:28 | Havok1976
remember seeing this as a kid and thought it sucked then too...good to see time has not improved it. greatr eview:0 keep up the good work.
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07.16.2010 - 02:43 | akkuma420
Electronics are scary.
Just got an iphone today and fuck i hate this thing so far.
It scares me how expensive it was (even with the awesome discount) and how much i don't get it.
I guess I'm just old fashioned (even though I'm only 25) i just hate the touch screen thing.
Electronics scare me.
I guess not like this though..... lol.
Awesome review as usual.
You and Brad are by FAR the best thing to come out of this website.
Keep doing what you do sir, you own.
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07.16.2010 - 03:07 | jtgossett14
Am I the only one who noticed the "Charlie Brown Christmas " theme in the beginning of the movie?
Doesn't the old man kinda remind you of Freddy Krueger ?
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07.16.2010 - 11:52 | PhelousI kinda of added that.
And yeah he did which is why I gave him the powerglove line.
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07.16.2010 - 03:05 | Shinigami
Electricity is one of the worst things you can make horror movie about.
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07.16.2010 - 04:29 | PLABut it's eeevuul! OooOOoo! Windows Vista!
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03.26.2011 - 10:25 | Kooshmeister
I found the idea had merit, myself. Just that it was poorly executed and boring.
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07.16.2010 - 03:06 | akkuma420P.S.
LOL @ Angry Joe parody..... :D
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07.16.2010 - 03:38 | rogueofmv
I knew the Back to the Future music was coming when I saw the kid get on his skateboard. I called it.
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07.16.2010 - 03:51 | Archedgar
This movie looks awful, the old Pulse that is.
I'm starting to develop a fondness for Phelous' work. Looking forward to "Pulse".
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