DotCom For Murder

(246 votes, average 4.76 out of 5)

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Comments (119)
  • aceawes0me
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    Skitch?!?!? I KNEW IT!!!! He was jealous of Phelous' ability to say "Aboot" instead of "About"!!!
  • Ben-M-  - Those meddling internet reviewers
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    He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn't left one vital clue... his face was on the title card and he had yet to make an appearance!
  • mofi
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    phelicious :)
  • ScionVyse
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    Great review, Phelous. Horror/thriller movies involving the internet and such never really clicked with me. The hacker's abilities to do whatever he wants with anything because he's magic or something really put this one over the top, though. I suppose a killer being able to do stuff like that could be pretty terrifying, if executed properly.
  • Taufiq91  - And again, another hilarious Phelous review
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    Thanks to Phelous, i gladly skip the horror sections of iTunes and HVN so that i'd never buy these horrible movies
  • lucariofan508
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    Imagine if we tracked down all the people who say "first" on videos using the same hacking ability. :evil:
  • Lotus Prince
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    Every time I hear that whispery voice on the internet dating site ("Leave her alone"), I'm reminded of it being used in No More Heroes.

    "SPEED BUSTER"

    "DARK STAR"
  • jurf-rokstar
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    That game was awesome and so is the sequel.
  • everblue2er101
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    I think 95% of this movie is filler. Plot? Nope, we don't need one of those
  • Kimarous
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    "Women don't care about electronics, that's why god created man."

    Y'know, given Apple Inc., this opens up a host of theological questions for me...
  • EpiclyCurious
    The Panda Conspiracy continues...
  • Ko-tan
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    How many people went to google "distorted voice porn" after watching the video? I know I did XD
  • benzaie
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    I think that was your best review yet... Xtreme LULZ
  • TBTabby
    This is what computer-illiterate people think computer experts can do. Whoever wrote this movie can't even SPELL "internet," let alone accurately describe it. It's an all-too-common occurrence in fiction.
  • Nyar
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    I hope you dont plan on killing me Phelous... since I'm pretty much the only one who always lefts negative comments on your videos.

    EDIT: Phelous fans have little to no sense of humor it seems...

    EDIT2: They hate me, they really hate me! (Nyar cries happily)
  • OreWaUsopp  - The effect if this review
    Watch searches for 'Distorted Voice Porn' skyrocket.
  • Divide By Zero
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    The first search result I got was this comment :lol:
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    This has to be one of the worst concepts for a horror movie in history.
  • TheDork
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    The Reaper must be really frustrated with Phelous at this point...It's sorta turned into a coyote and roadrunner cycle except death always gets Phelous...

    I think his powers lie in his eye rolls...

    Eventually Phelous is going to be so frustrated with his own review style that he's just going to say, "Here's a horror movie! It has annoying stupid people in it! This movie is bad!" *death*
    [b]
    Jacob Barrens, CEP Dinner With the Dorks[/b]
  • matt.recneps
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    Wow. I always laugh at how filmmakers seem to have no understanding of how computers work but this movie takes it to a whole new level.
  • Stryker  - Great Job!
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    Excellent review for a very bad movie! good job as always, Phelous. Just one question though...Sad Panda says that with Skitch gone, he is the only music guy on the site, but what about Paw and Todd? Unless, wait...Oh my god! someone check their houses!
  • Skitch
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    To be fair, Paw and Todd don't really write music for people, which is what I think Panda was referring to.

    But I'm not sure, that's just my guess. ;)
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green]Apparently the studios weren't even trying to come up with a new idea...this is basically Fear dot com II :P [/color]
  • KaylaKaze
    Just seeing this review of this movie was enough of this movie to almost make me cry.
  • Fluffyman
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    They didn't even try and make it an accurate depiction of how computers work.

    It's funny too the newest Cinema Snob has a movie from the same director, a movie at the beginning of his career, while this one was the last one he made.
  • NintendoFanboy
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    So, you technically [i]did[/i] die in this one...but it was the [i]other[/i] one of you?
  • dennett316
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    Check the very end of the video after the Channel Awesome logo.
  • PlasticLion
    I vote that everyone who likes this show should pitch in an buy Phelous a better tv to die on.

    In all seriousness, how old is that tv?
  • Mr.JoeyFandango  - Am I the only one?
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    Does no one else want a real "Panda and Sean Investigations"?
  • TheSeventhSword
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    Actually you know whats scary, people can hack your webcam but the light will turn on so you will know about it if you pay enough attention
  • Mikon
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    My webcam came with a flip cover. Swear to god.
  • EarthboundXE
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    Wow, maybe I'm wrong, but this looks like the worst movie you've reviewed so far.

    Some of the movies you've done look like they could be a good for a laugh, but this one, wow.

    It just looks bad.
  • ninjatyler42
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    feardotcomdotcom more like it
  • SpecterM91
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    I've never understood this... How do people who make movies centering around computers know nothing about computers? I don't get that. :P Great review, though, Phelous, as always. :D
  • Mikon
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    Phelous, keep being awesome.
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