Benzaie & Phelous - Humains

(288 votes, average 4.93 out of 5)

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Comments (162)
  • The_English_Gent
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    Lol, nice surprise. Was browsing through Phelous' stuff and found this.

    Nice to see Phelous waking up to a nice Nevada morning next to a Frenchman.
    Still, Humains? Oh god, I heard about that...

    I feel sorry, mates.
    But the review was swell. Keep up the good work, you two!
  • benzaie  - the TITLE NEEDS to BE FIXED ADMIN !
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    it says "Cinema Snob & Phelous"

    but it clearly is Benzaie and Phelous ! :lol:
  • Phelous
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    Well Benzaie is A Cinema Snob in this vid I guess. :D
  • Dead Planet  - Re: Ttle Fix.
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    [quote=Phelous]Well Benzaie is A Cinema Snob in this vid I guess. :D [/quote]Just but I like Cinema Snob better than Benzaie, sorry Benzaie.
    So I was slightly disappointed. Just slightly. Disappointed. Not so much. Slightly. Just...

    Oh sorry, drifted of there.
    Still, nice video guys... I guess. 'cause I have not seen it jet. Going to. Right now.

    [edit after watching]Yes, I agree with myself. Nice video guys! What a terrible movie.[/edit after watching]
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    I've noticed this happens every now and then: someone will misname the latest videos on that side bar. It's no big deal, but someone should probably pay a bit more attention to what they're doing when they post those.
  • KanetheKnight
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    They're trying to trick you into thinking it's watchable.
  • Radelta
    benzaie we loe you
  • Aran
    Well i havent seen the whole Review but i thought i should mention it.

    In the Movie when this "Monsters" are coming to the Car they talk about the Tschäggättä which is a swiss Tradition that is still executed in the Lötschental. So this really exists and your caption which says "Welcome to Lechental! (Austria)" is wrong. You confused the Lechental with the Lötschental.
  • NEUTRO!
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    Bunking with Benzaie? Was that dude from the train the wheelchair guy in Alien Resurrection? Also Rape Horn FTW!
  • dennett316
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    Yep, that was him, but I have no doubt he'd prefer to be known as that guy from Amelie, or that guy from City of Lost Children. Dominique Pinon.
  • Alfred Mordeir
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    Geez, is there a French film this guy ISN'T in? Next I'll find out he was the guy who raped Monica Bellucci before beating her face in in Ireversible.
  • NEUTRO!
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    Oh you're right. He was in Amelie. I just thought of Alien Resurrection first, because I literally saw it yesterday. His performance was really not on par with Amelie I must say. lol.
  • Jessymarie23  - Yes!
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    This is a nice surprise. and a wickedly awesome one at that, Great job guys!
  • Archedgar
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    Why does it say Cinema Snob and Phelous but then turn into Benzaie and Phelous when you click?

    Way to bait and switch guys :dry:
  • Orastella
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    Gotta wonder if that error will be corrected. The front page is not in error.
  • Phelous
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    You'll be with us... always.
  • The Uncanny Red Ferret
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    Oh of course, He´s breaking his leg on a stair, but falling 20 meters down of a cliff doesn`t hurt them. :0
  • The Dutch Guy
    You guys have some great chemistry together for a mixed review. HUMANS!

    Though I also liked how the word boar was misspelled twice.
  • Cornbane
    This movie is laughable. You went about the review is an excellent manner. I actually watched it twice in 1 sitting.

    And I learned that the answer to anything stupid is Humains.
  • Roivas
    Humains!

    Wow, this was worse than Teenage Caveman... which I own sadly.
  • electronsexparty
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    I got [i]Teenage Caveman[/i] from a video bargain bin sale, but I have yet to watch it. I'm surprised that someone else actually owns it.

    Was it just me or did that "teenage mutant Neanderthal" look like Barry Pepper?

    Any way, there were lots of great, funny moments in this review, but overall I just love the fact that you two did a review together. I loved the misspelling of "boar" as "bore." Intentional or not, it's hilarious and it fits.
  • alaninho
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    Lol yes! It reminded me of Barry Pepper in Battlefield Earth
  • SpazOutLoud
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    [color=blue]I love the added sound effects, makes things exciting! :silly: [/color]
  • MiriamG
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    I am surprised by the lack of sex in this movie. It is a French movie after all. :P Then again, maybe Switzerland evens it out.
  • LilbunUWiz
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    Especially considering the fact that the Neanderthals were kidnapping the women for the sake of reproduction O_o
  • Koromir
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    Watched this after Benzaie tweeted it on twitter. This makes me lol....a really retarded movie. Awesome job guys!
  • Narushima
    Lorant Deutsch is not the French Shia Lebeouf ! Are you crazy ? He's ten times better !
    Funny reveiw, anyway.
  • benzaie
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    in this movie he is !
  • LLon
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    CINEMA SNOB & Phelous lol
  • giniku
    Not a match-up I would have ever considered, but awesome nonetheless. This movie is bizarrely stupid.
  • nanden
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    lol
    thanks for a great reviuw :cheer:
  • Asuka Soryu
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    This movie was so non-sensical, I think my I.Q. went down by 20% Ugh...

    xD Phelous head exploded.
  • foxbomber5
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    Those shotguns are no match for pointed sticks and stone axes. Just look at Avatar.

    Good team up.
  • ShadeFawks
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    I was half expecting Spooning Spoony to pop up, but that was even better XD.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green]When the creator apologizes for such a crappy movie...you know there is something wrong....Wow...Phelous' head exploded...wasn't expecting that.[/color]
  • PLA
    Good chemistry.
  • Maxyliano  - Hmm
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    You know, I'm currently in Switzerland (but I'm not from here) - it is actually cool :P great review you guys
  • Winkuru  - re:
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    [quote=LLon]CINEMA SNOB & Phelous lol[/quote]

    Well this one actually was far better than that Cinema Snob & Phelous crossover.

    And i personally like Cinema Snobs videos more than Benzais. But at the same time i think Benzai is more likeable as a person.

    And yeah, i know that you dont write his nickname like i do.
  • rotten
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    Why in the latest videos Bar says Cinema Snob & Phelous ? but it is good :) crossover :)
  • boberthavok
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    I was a happy when I saw Cinema Snob and Phelous where doing another video together. Then a little upset when it turned out to be Benzaie instead. But then happy again after watching it. I Like Phelous and Benzaie together. They are an interesting mix
  • ofer4  - I think I get it
    This director just wanted one of his movies to get a review in TGWTG.
    This is logical, no?
  • Joke  - Airplane crash?
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    Wow... is it only me, but doesnt the car make the typical airplane sound just before it crashes? I loled so hard + the amazing CGI..! Good movie so far :P
  • Sirius
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    I just wanna point out that Benzaie thought Lady in the Water was a great movie.

    Other than that, good review guys. :)
  • asasson
    Lady in the water IS a great movie in its way.
  • jalford
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    Do you mind if I take her into the woods and rape or behead her? Not necessary in that order.
  • NowCompleteWith  - Yeah...
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    that ruled. Totally kicked my ass with the laughter over here.
  • Callyda
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    "Well you did more than that, you stud!" was probably the best moment (next to the thing about the "barbarian language" ), lol. Nice review, guys, really entertaining. :)
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