You should have used the Rape Horn clip when his mom started making out with the Troll...er Goblin. Lol.
The Other Troll 3
Written by Phelous Wednesday, 31 March 2010 20:43
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03.31.2010 - 21:52 | NEUTRO!
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04.01.2010 - 13:08 | Phelous
Well all he did was give her a horny potion, she could have looked for someone/thing else haha.
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04.03.2010 - 11:35 | fmdof
i'm with you there dude. i think it's the variety in the videos. as opposed to the same old thing.
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03.31.2010 - 21:40 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
Team Rocket robot! lol
Another great review Phelous, and this is your first non-horror movie review since Mac and Me.
Cinema Snob! I didn't think you'd appear, but then agien, the timing is too perfect. I wonder if you guys will keep up the little mini rivalry.
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03.31.2010 - 21:48 | NEUTRO!I hope so too. I was wondering when a crossover would occur, especially after both had already done Troll 1 and 2, and then CS joined the site.
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04.01.2010 - 13:07 | PhelousWell the first Troll movie is kind of more of a fantasy movie too but still had horror elements. This one though, yeah, not so much.
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03.31.2010 - 23:14 | Apathetic One[b]Geezus...this has to be the worst Troll movie yet.
But...this is by far the best Ator film... :huh: [/b]
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03.31.2010 - 22:31 | Shadowdancer21b
"How much Keeffe is in this movie?" "None. None at all."
Ator deserves credit because in the first two Ator films he earns distinction as the only barbarian to dual-wield katanas and actually posess the Alchemy skill. It all comes back to D&D...and pretending that 4th edition doesn't exist...
In a different note, Ator Jr. really is clumsy and worthless isn't he?
Cinema Snob as Snidely Whiplash is a funny move.
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03.31.2010 - 21:48 | superkyle2001
I can't belive Ator beat Sheamus at Wrestlemania last weeked.
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03.31.2010 - 21:49 | ChaosD1
I'm reading that studio's name as "Film I Rage."
How apropos.
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04.01.2010 - 13:08 | PhelousHaha perfect!
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03.31.2010 - 21:50 | ginger0215
(watching the review right now, feel free to thumbs down) Phelous, you need to review the worst movie i have ever seen (worse than troll 2). Please review "The Room"
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03.31.2010 - 22:14 | Colme
Yes! This is truly great. To see your very different personas both tackle this movie. :woohoo: Man... I need to lie down...
To see Phelous and Snob together, perfection I have come to know thee.
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03.31.2010 - 21:59 | DesertEagle
Great review :D. The ending confrontation had me laughing out loud.
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03.31.2010 - 21:59 | TheAtomic
Yeah! Phelous and Cinema Snob together! Kicking Ass! *flying kick with guitar riff*
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03.31.2010 - 22:05 | mogwaicub
That was awesome! Good use of the team rocket speech.
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03.31.2010 - 22:09 | Fluffyman
Well I smelled a cross-over with Cinema Snob and Phelous delivered. Nice work.
This movie really needed Miles O'Keefe... he is the only Ator!
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03.31.2010 - 22:09 | smb1916
yes yes yes the first cinema snob cross over can't waite to what happens next. Phelous you have just met you're match
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03.31.2010 - 22:14 | pharmmajor
I have a feeling that the next time Brad and Phelous get together, there's gonna be some bloodshed.
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03.31.2010 - 22:15 | EcchiOtaku
Hilarious review and hilarious crossover.
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03.31.2010 - 22:15 | kamina
Epic review Phelous, unlike the movie of course. And to the awesome ending i just have this to said: Well played cinema snob, well played, i am looking forward for more of this rivalry. B)
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03.31.2010 - 22:22 | shameonpretzel
I love when you riff on non-horror films! This was like a Phelous-ified "Yor" review!
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[i]God, I've been referencing Spoony alot lately...[/i]
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03.31.2010 - 22:22 | ShmooglavoueDo I smell a new rivalry brewing...?
DO IT, DO IT, DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
...please?
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03.31.2010 - 22:24 | RhomegaI was in shock when the Cinema Snob said there were 3 versions of Troll 4. Man, that would suck horribly.
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03.31.2010 - 22:25 | Deimos1984rd
I never want to see a woman make out with a slimy troll ever again. :X Thanks a lot movie.
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03.31.2010 - 22:30 | LaziestManOnMarsWhoever drew the title card spent time lovingly rendering the crotch bulges.
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04.01.2010 - 03:25 | Richard WeskerIndeed, I was using my own massive bulge as reference when drawing this. ;)
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03.31.2010 - 22:35 | Isaac232
I was wondering when you two would join together in a review. This is probably the first time I've seen CS crossover with anybody since arriving here (then again I probably haven't seen all his reviews).
Anyway, you two pretty much summed up my thoughts on how it doesn't matter who does what first. It's fair game to anyone since they have their own opinions on the matter.
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04.01.2010 - 00:57 | Sandstar1Technically speaking, the Cinema Snob crossed over with the Big Box (which isn't on here) and the Bruno Matei show (whch is) before this.
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03.31.2010 - 22:39 | moviebuffmel90
Wow. Finally, I request I did months ago gets filled. I knew there was another Troll 3. Sorry about it Phelous. Still, great review and official I have a new enemy and his name is the Cinema Snob. I had a feeling he was an oddball after seeing him review bad porno.
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03.31.2010 - 22:39 | TimTE01
Honestly, the implication from what I've read about 'Iron Warrior' is that it's a decent movie. Then again, maybe people's expectations have been so dulled by 'Ator the Flying Eagle' and 'Cave Dwellers.'
If nothing else, it features Miles with black hair and nothing as dumb as a hang-glider or grenades.
I do appreciate how Brad mentioned our *new* hero being cast based on his role as Thor in that crappy made-for-tv movie. Imagine Joe's face when he showed up so dumpy and without anywhere near the build that Miles had. Say what you will about his shitty non-acting, Miles was a tough-looking dude in those movies.
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03.31.2010 - 23:04 | anaeuphisYeah, using a hand glider will never be cool again unless it's Reb Brown using the stiff corpse of a giant bat.
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Going purely off of entertainment value, I would say this was the better review of this film- CS covered too much ground to be as interesting, although it helped to have the background. Ironically, these reviews are what got me interested in both Phelous and the Snob from here on out, so A+ to both.
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why is this movie like "the ring of nibelungen"? did they think no one knows that famous play? It actually uses a part of the first act "the rhinegold" and a lot of the second act "the valkyrie". what desperate film to blantly copy it. it even used the trick to take him away from brunhildar and even surrounded her with fire. what a cheap trick siegfried, i mean ator should have been done better than this.
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03.31.2010 - 22:59 | anaeuphisBrilliant music choices there Phelous, miles better then the Ator's theme or the Troll....Goblin's.
And I'm really surprised the fanboys' stupidity levels didn't reach "Oh, he really ripped him off!" levels yet. Your two styles are so vastly different and enjoyable in their own right it's basically 2 great reviews for the price of one shitty movie. Or in Troll 3's case: 4. Instead of playing favorites I rather have more entertainment.
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04.01.2010 - 13:13 | PhelousYeah exactly, that's a good way to look at it I think.
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03.31.2010 - 23:01 | zomboy2
Heh, nice title card!
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04.01.2010 - 08:48 | Richard Wesker*Bows* Thank you! :D
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03.31.2010 - 23:01 | Obscurus Lupa
That closeup of Brad laughing was hilarious. LOL Good review, it was a little similar to the Snob's review at first but then it branched off into it's own thing. It was nice to hear about other aspects of the movie, especially the comic relief action moments, ha ha.
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04.01.2010 - 15:40 | PhelousYeah I kind figured he would have gone into that stuff at the start too but it kinda needed to be addressed. I didn't watch his review of it until I was finished mine so I found it really funny though that he mentioned Godzilla and the Gorn at that lizard fight too, guess it just really comes off that way. ;)
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03.31.2010 - 23:16 | Aardvark
Cinema Snob brags that he is more informative but I'll stick with Phelous, he's way more entertaining.
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[quote=Aardvark]Cinema Snob brags that he is more informative but I'll stick with Phelous, he's way more entertaining.
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I wasn't aware you could only choose one of them. Huh.
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04.01.2010 - 03:31 | dennett316
Yep, it's a new rule...didn't you get the memo?
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04.01.2010 - 11:50 | danethefurry
That was a stupid bias comment Aardvark.
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