Great review, was waiting to see it after watching the review for the original over on the movie den.
Pet Sematary Two
Written by Phelous Thursday, 04 March 2010 03:17
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03.04.2010 - 08:17 | Apathetic One[b]Awesome video...man, seeing this reminds me how much better the first movie is.[/b]
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03.04.2010 - 04:36 | kitsume
Hmmm very nice review i remember watching it and laughed at it. Also i love the idea of the flavored cyanide pill.
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03.04.2010 - 19:59 | Phelous
Heh it's from a gag in the old Get Smart series.
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03.04.2010 - 04:52 | Zhirogreat review, i remember watching it some time ago with my dad (while i was still terrified of horror movies) and by the end i was just laughing my ass off at how ridiculous and simply boring this thing was.
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03.05.2010 - 22:08 | RuinerXXSinCitySame with me as well. My pops had no problem with me seeing horror films as far back as I can remember. I was only 9 or 10 when this was in the theater, and I actually remember enjoying it enough to see it more then once before it hit video(cut me some slack it is hard to recognize a truly garbage horror film when you are still childishly impressionable). I would have to credit it to the fact a couple scenes really freaked me out. Namely the "kitten adopter surprise", and even more so with the "poor lil' bunny massacre" part(which still makes me cringe).
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03.04.2010 - 04:52 | Deimos1984rd
"long facepalm"
Y'know...I've never seen Pet Cemetary 2..and I'm glad I didn't, this movie is so insulting.
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03.04.2010 - 05:09 | HatefulCactus
Awesome review and congrats to Richard Wesker for the title card. That's some really good artwork.
Too bad that Clancy Brown was in this movie. Since I think the guy is a really awesome Voice Actor (Mr. Krabs and Lex Luther).
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03.04.2010 - 05:32 | Richard WeskerThanks HC, I have to give an art assist to Phelan, though, as he moved the logo and spruced it up.
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03.04.2010 - 05:28 | tiggerpetegreat job, the clerks bit might have been a little overused, but other than that this was awesome, keep it up.
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03.04.2010 - 05:39 | Redbob86
I saw the begining of this movie when I was a kid. Then I got bored and left the room. Even at that young age I knew this was just a waste of time.
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03.04.2010 - 06:01 | chrisbg99
Man, life just likes shitting all over that doctor doesn't it?
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03.04.2010 - 06:05 | Tlynn327
Good review as always. Man the thing I always find funny about these breed of bad movies is the fact that mostly everyone involves has done far better things. Even the Bully was in Big.
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03.04.2010 - 06:27 | Dechha1981I was electrocuted once, it only went from my fingers to my elbow (never mind how it happeed) and I actually yelled like [b] "YYEEEEAWW!!! [/b] (which is unusually for me since usually when I hurt myself it's more like "[b]AAh![/b] Shit!" )
That woman not only is not being electrocuted, I don't believe she's ever seen anyone in physical pain in her entire life. John Connor is in more pain than she is.
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03.04.2010 - 06:50 | The DodoThe reason both films were directed by the same director is that both movies suck ****s. The only difference is that the first one was based on good source material (which it utterly ruined) while the second one had to invent new crap to torture viewers with.
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03.04.2010 - 18:07 | Cyborcat
I think you're a little backwards there--there has to be a director to make a movie before said movie can suck.
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03.04.2010 - 06:54 | Shinigami
Its good that Dena held her ground and made Phelous to review Pet Sematary Two. After all it would not had been as funny as it was.
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03.04.2010 - 06:55 | Richard WeskerYeah, this movie was pretty bad. Alot of the fault in regards to the way it turned out was due to the script, but for some reason the director forgot to actually direct the actors in this thing, too. I mean, the mom's electrocution was pretty ridiculous in the way she just had that blase reaction to getting shocked like that, for instance.
Also, I really loved doing the title card for this review. It's neat that I got to do something creative in a video with Phelous and Dena, the 2 producers at this site who I feel I have the most in common with, and whose work I really enjoy. Horror junkies gotta stick together. :D
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03.04.2010 - 20:12 | PhelousOnce again excellent job WESKER!!!
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03.04.2010 - 07:11 | ginger0215
"To not do so would be an insult to dead cats everywhere!"
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03.04.2010 - 07:15 | swesami love these movies what kind of horror do you like?
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03.04.2010 - 20:07 | PhelousIt really depends on my mood or whatever for what kind I want to see. I really like the psychological ones though.
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03.04.2010 - 07:45 | graymonk35
PHealous YOU AMAZE ME!!! :woohoo: i love ur vids
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03.04.2010 - 07:46 | M.A.D.MikE[ATF]
I liked this movie when i was a kid )
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03.04.2010 - 08:07 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
Yeah, every reviewer on this site is getting title cards.
Same director? Seriously?
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03.04.2010 - 20:11 | PhelousIt's pretty hard to fathom isn't it? Two is such a huge drop in every department.
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03.04.2010 - 08:30 | TomQuoVadis
Since there was no sequel book to Pet Semetary, why on Earth did anyone think it was a good idea to make this movie? It's like Jurassic Park III.
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03.04.2010 - 08:35 | NFoRc3Rlol Epic ending, you always manage to entertain :silly:
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03.04.2010 - 08:56 | tai0purto
YEEESS!!!!!!! YEEEESSSS!!! REVENGE AT LAST!!! >U<
the revenge I wanted since I've seen this horrible years ago! after I was SO much in love with the first one!!
Thank Phelous! thank you for being brave enough to review this piece of shit!
I would hug you if I can . . . . ^_^
or to think of it, your dead! you probably stink! so maybe I won't! =_=;
yay I'll hug Dena instead!! ^ w ^
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03.04.2010 - 09:50 | OatmealThat video image could've been funnier. If you held the Pet Sematary Two DVD or VHS case, instead of Church.
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03.04.2010 - 11:06 | Doctorwhoobawooba
The dog-headed woman is shit scary!!!
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03.04.2010 - 11:45 | The Hardcore Kid
If there's one thing I can say about this movie that I like, it's that they play Poison Heart by the Ramones at the end. I have their Mondo Bizarro album and it's absolutely brilliant.
But this movie is just wrong in the head. It's bad enough they killed one kid in the first movie, but now two? WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR WHEN YOU DID HIM?
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03.04.2010 - 11:50 | pharmmajor
The only things you missed were some Highlander/Lex Luthor clips to go with Clancy Brown, and the "Zuul, Muthafucka" bit with the demon dog. Other than that, another hilarious review. You and Dena really need to team up someday.
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03.04.2010 - 12:08 | Banjoeman
Lul, good review.
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03.04.2010 - 12:45 | VictuzOh my god... I saw that movie on a movie rental few weeks ago and though
"hmm... maybe I'll rent it. Oh it has Connor in it... waaaiiittt... Nah! That's a sequel for movie that didn't need a sequel so it probably sucks"
AND I WAS RIGHT! Muahuahuah!
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03.04.2010 - 13:02 | EcchiOtaku
I may not have seen the first movie, but I read the Stephen King story so I have a sense of just how horrible this is as a sequel.
And don't worry, Phelous, even without the cemetary, we still have the Dragonballs and Gantz to bring you back ;)
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03.04.2010 - 13:35 | AdventChild
"Crap Cemetery"
Word.
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03.04.2010 - 14:21 | darkassault30Great Review Phelous, I was waiting for this one since the movie Den :cheer:
Looking forward for your next reviews, keep up the good work :D
Nice artwork by the way ;)
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03.04.2010 - 15:51 | Strider_Reborn
Phelous forgot to mention that The Previous vet in the 2nd movie told the father that a lynch mob killed Reanimated Rachel, Why none of the town members mention or warn new people or even shut down the burial ground considering that they might be lynch mob members themselves is another movie Plot Hole.
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03.04.2010 - 16:03 | Richard Wesker*Bows* Thank you, I appreciate it. ^_^
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