Is it really hard to make teenagers likable in horror movies.
Automaton Transfusion
Written by Phelous Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:26
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02.17.2010 - 22:17 | TheDued92
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03.05.2010 - 21:57 | RuinerXXSinCityOr you could hold the writers of this shit accountable as lazy, and untalented. Instead of actually being creative they decided to use the age old cliche that being horny, and doing drugs are defining personality traits of teens. It takes a really special breed of moron to make a scene like that "soul punch abortion" one absolutely impotent in terms of evoking a reaction from the audience's emotions.
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02.17.2010 - 22:22 | MbodLove your reviews Phelous, keep it up!!!!
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02.17.2010 - 22:40 | Adrenal Lynn
I liked the charge music, it was hilarious. But what, may I ask, is with the sudden mini-screen that pops up every now and then?
Either way, nothing quite like dumb zombie movies to put me in a good mood. Thanks so much, Phelous. :)
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02.18.2010 - 00:35 | Phelous
I'll have it fixed shortly. :whistle:
Edit: And it is done. ;)
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02.18.2010 - 00:28 | Bladerunner317
Yay the new phelous is out.Left 4 Dead The dumbass edition
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02.17.2010 - 22:45 | Godzillafan1113
funny review
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02.17.2010 - 22:47 | RebelTaxi
Oh god Zombies that can travel through the internet!
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02.17.2010 - 22:50 | Deimos1984rd
Oh my god they killed Hunk!!!!
Seriously though, a guy in a biosuit is there with them and they kill him.....IDIOTS!! he could of helped!!!
This review was completely hilarious and Skitch looked cool as a zombie.
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04.26.2010 - 16:19 | Gladiator Monster2I KNOW THAT PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: :evil: Them killing the biosuit guy I mean :)
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02.17.2010 - 23:06 | pharmmajor
He... ripped out a fetus and ate it?
Where the hell do you find these movies, Phelous?! This is gorn incarnate! And what the hell does the title have to do with the fucking plot? Nothing!
... loved the Skitch cameo.
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02.17.2010 - 23:36 | Skitch
I ran it by as a recommendation...the fact that it was filmed in the same city that I live in has nothing to do with it, though.... :whistle:
Glad you enjoyed it!
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02.17.2010 - 23:08 | Obscurus Lupa
Ha ha, that ending was great. Even though the movie wasn't that bad I always enjoy your reviews. :D Another great job.
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02.17.2010 - 23:09 | tiggerpetethat was great, especially the Skitch parts, gotta say, if this movie is half as crappy as you made it look, than it is probably the worst movie of the last five years, its hard to think of anything worse aside from epic movie
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02.17.2010 - 23:25 | SignNinjaYou know what this reminds me of? Dead Rising, Seriously, someone could have just taken the title and slapped it on there and BAM $100,000,000. Hell, it worked for Uwe Boll.
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02.17.2010 - 23:52 | Otogi
I was gonna say this was your best review yet, but then you pulled out the baby eating scene.
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02.17.2010 - 23:53 | FullmetalNinja25
The Zombie movie market is saturated because of bullshit like this movie.
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02.17.2010 - 23:59 | SpotTheShingoFetus eating, and no Silent Hill 3 refs? Ah well, can't win 'em all!
But seriously, where do all these crap zombie(z)* movies keep coming from?
*(There's a hidden hint here, for a future review!)
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02.18.2010 - 01:06 | PhelousHeh yeah I guess not, but they way I didn't there wouldn't have been room for that.
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02.17.2010 - 23:54 | EarthboundXE
Nice to see more Phelous videos more often.
You're one of my favorite people here Phelous.
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02.18.2010 - 00:18 | Dorfus9Holy shit. That looks like one of the worst zombie movies ever made. I mean, the other movies you've reviewed were bad, but at least they had subtext for the zombies and a camera crew that knew how to use a focus knob.
It's truly painful to think this pathetic waste even exists; it's a blight on the movie industry and an insult to the craft of film making.
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02.18.2010 - 00:11 | Spokavriel
[color=#bd527b] I wasn't able to get through this one. Here's hoping you have some Mortal Komedy on your shooting schedule to get some of these horrid movies cleared out of your consciousness. Its fun having updates but some things aren't worth watching. And you're watching them.[/color]
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Best reviewer on this site in my opinion.can i stalks u????? honestly that was fantastic.keep it up man.myself and my wife look forward to your crazy reviews.keep em coming please! :silly:
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02.18.2010 - 00:23 | Fluffyman
It was random of that Zombie to go straight for the unborn fetus... must run on "shock value."
And my god if that isn't one of the most idiotic cliffhangers for a sequel I have seen for a while.
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02.18.2010 - 00:35 | ginger0215
Phelous, if there is one thing on this site i want you to review it is the sequel to Cabin Fever entitled, "Cabin Fever 2; Spring Fever".
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02.18.2010 - 00:31 | ganondorf49great video funny as always PHELOUS
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02.18.2010 - 00:47 | Hewylewis
Hey, why does the movie scenes shrink in some parts?
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02.18.2010 - 01:01 | RockmanX3Your use of cartoon sound effects is always the funniest part of your videos. :lol:
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02.18.2010 - 00:54 | J_Conrady
Jesus. Phelous you've done some bad films, but this one looks utterly unwatchable as though some sophomore in High School just got his buds together and decided to shoot random scenes of people covered in cranberry sauce.
Mmmmmm...cranberry sauce.
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03.10.2010 - 22:10 | FluffyPhoenix
Actually your not far off, they were college students, although that doesn't help the fact that this movie sucked...and I own it.
Anyhow great review Phelous.
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02.18.2010 - 01:37 | AgentKen
I think one of the first comments I left for you was calling you boring, and if I recall, "not phunny". I am so sorry. I must have been having a shitty day. You're amazing, man. The laugh tracks get me every time.
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02.18.2010 - 13:08 | PhelousHeh no worries, just glad your enjoying my stuff now. ;)
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Great Review as always! I happen to be one of those poor fellows that saw this "movie" (I'd call it a torture chamber in film format but hey).
Now, did you know that they made a much worse Sequel to a terrible movie? Cabin Fever 2... I watched it, thankfully I didn't pay anything for it. I believe you reviewed the first one, although I'm not saying you should suffer through the second one, ever...
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02.18.2010 - 02:01 | Novouto
Garage door comes up, I see four people armed and ready to fight a zombie horde. It's left 4 dead: the movie! lol.
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02.18.2010 - 02:01 | bowenarrowGreat review as always and fuck bloodydisgusting.com for saying "One of the best zombie films in decades" What the fuck ever
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02.18.2010 - 02:48 | Sandstar1Oh...okay.....that baby scene.....that was the worst thing I've ever seen. I think I'm mentally scarred.
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02.18.2010 - 02:52 | jackl3nimbleAwesome review! That was a terrible movie. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. Now, with the help of the "Home Lobotomy Kit," I shall remove all but the sensation of foreboding that such a stinkfest induces. All of the feelings, none of the memory. Win-win. Come, sweet, red-hot poker and take me back to blissful unawareness!
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