I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer

I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer

Written by Phelous Saturday, 23 January 2010 21:52

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01.23.2010 - 22:48 | ChaosD1

Skitch's cold was the best thing ever. He's the only guy I know who sounds BETTER when he gets bronchitis...

Also... WELSHY?! There's something I thought I'd never see...

Of course, I never thought I'd see someone get kicked in the crotch while they wore a nail-lined cup, so suffice to say, surprises abound in this review.

(Those intestines were freaking sausage links, man!)

01.23.2010 - 22:24 | Gamer_Ely

Thanks for keeping the updates coming! Getting better after every post, you rock Phelous!

01.23.2010 - 22:29 | Cferra

Way to spoil it, Jon!!

Anyway, always great to hear Welshy but now on camera? DAAAAAANG! That's awesome! Good review, Phelous!

01.23.2010 - 22:39 | Marvel Man 34

your awesome phelous

01.23.2010 - 22:39 | Marvel Man 34

Also I would like to thank ChaosD1 for not saying first

01.23.2010 - 23:01 | ChaosD1

Like my [url=http:// www.thatguywiththeglasses .com/community/blog/8545] self-righteous ass[/url] would ever dream of that.

01.23.2010 - 22:43 | Adrenal Lynn

Oh dear Lord, did you see what that man just did?! :o
He forgot to turn off his headlights! His battery shall die I tell you! DIE!

Nice review. Plus, I like the killer's feminine hat that's supposed to hide his face. :P

01.23.2010 - 23:16 | TheAtomic

Everyone Dies But the Killer(s) + Gaping Yawning Void Where Suspense Should Be + Lack of Care for Characters' Death = A Movie For Phelous!

Great review as always, Phelous! Tonight, I raise my glass to you!

01.23.2010 - 23:16 | Fox_Silent-K

Gasp! Welshy, and there's a face to put to his voice, why do they always look different from what I imagine them?

01.23.2010 - 23:19 | Deimos1984rd

Wow, I kept asking myself if this movie was real...well, it is...the I Know what you did series has gone beyond lower than low.

A great and hilarious review and it was great to see Welshy too.

The zombie fisherman had a better reveal than that villain.

01.23.2010 - 23:45 | thatkidwiththepimples

The guy getting his hair cut felt the blood on his sock, so he reached down to see what it was.

I'm suprised you didn't mention how the guy's "intestines" were obviously just 10 strands of sausage links.

01.23.2010 - 23:59 | Spokavriel

[color=#bd527b]England is now the most heavily surveilled nation in the world. With more cameras in place owned by the government than were sold in Tokyo in the last year.

Even if all the other cameras in the building were out they could borrow some footage from the guy next door.

"Phil Philip" As in switched order from Phillip Phil the Ailis Kermit the Frog picked up in Muppets Take Manhattan? Why isn't this a comedy again?

Well England isn't known for protecting Witnesses. They will though get brand new identities to protect released felons from persecution over their past crimes. Heck there's one who's mother was given a brand new house. Can't remember the reasoning why but it can be looked up.

The Gate Guard was killed using a Jock Strap? Are you certain this isn't just some perverse take on dry British humor?

He's running nearly nude in bondage gear. I really think this is suppose to be some kind of British comedy slasher.

He's off duty. Hand Guns are BANNED in England. So no he can't and won't have a gun outside of uniform.

Welshy isn't the only Nostalgia + AVGN fan.[/color]

01.24.2010 - 00:44 | Phelous

It takes place in Australia for the most part.

01.23.2010 - 23:59 | DoomPL

HOLY CRAP WELSHY!! :woohoo: HOORAY FOR THE TRAILER GUY!!

01.24.2010 - 00:08 | protoAuthor - Nice job.

Loved it, man.

01.24.2010 - 00:16 | Fluffyman

I couldn't have thought that somebody would have thought that this was a good title to have, it doesn't really even make sense.

01.24.2010 - 00:39 | SpazzMaster

ALAS!!! The Welshman FINALLY reveals his true profile!

01.24.2010 - 00:45 | Lotus Prince

...alas?

01.24.2010 - 04:31 | Phelous

Alas, poor Welshy. I knew him. A fellow of infinite trailers.

01.24.2010 - 07:59 | tiggerpete

he probably meant "at last" but got confused because they sound similar

01.24.2010 - 00:49 | Cyborcat

I'm gonna start a club for those of us who have killed Phelous at the end of one of his reviews =P

01.24.2010 - 01:49 | Phelous

Can I join?
...
Wait that'd be kinda weird. :huh:

01.24.2010 - 02:08 | Cyborcat

You can be the mascot ^.^

01.24.2010 - 00:56 | Dechha1981 - Oh, it's an Australian movie!

That explains it.

I'm Australian, and trust me, even we think Australian movies suck. We thjink so way more than ASmericans do. (I think it has something to do with the government funding "the arts" instead of funding non-crap)

The only good Australian movies are the American ones, like The Matrix and Dark City. And d[b][i]ebateably[/i][/b] the ones by that guy who directed Romeo and Juliette. Oh, and we sometimes make actually good movies by accident.

01.24.2010 - 01:05 | Spokavriel

[color=#bd527b] Might have helped if it said somewhere in the review it was from Australia. About 1/3 of my points still fit but I really should risk looking up some of these things. I just like typing my reactions while still watching and not breaking away to do that.

I'm pretty sure it has made a couple of my comments seem nearly nonsensical.[/color]

01.25.2010 - 08:16 | Superfantastisch

Perhaps you should have figured that out for yourself before spouting offensive sciolism. This is not a silent film and the locations hardly look British.
And if you think that's British humour you seriously need a prescription of Monty Python, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Peep Show and A Bit of Fry and Laurie.

01.24.2010 - 00:57 | ChaosD1 - re:

[quote=Spokavriel]Welshy isn't the only Nostalgia + AVGN fan.[/quote]

Um... NostalgiaAVGNFan is Welshy's YouTube profile name.

01.24.2010 - 01:01 | anaeuphis

... What. Unlikable and uninteresting characters get offed by some boring mundane killer with the worst case of bad motive this side of the zombie fisherman. When I want to watch a stupid slasher about some killer who had good grades in shop class I'll watch the latest Saw abomination. But hey, great porn 'stache.

I actually visited the Wikipedia entry (Shaun remark was already removed) and ... 2008? Seriously? The cinematography is awful, the colors are so washed out and grainy it looked more like some '70 porn (the mustache doesn't help).

But hey, I had to laugh at the stupid gore effects, especially the one with the barber. Obviously he swallowed several sausage links whole before the killer slit his stomach open.

01.24.2010 - 01:41 | Phelous

HAHAHA it IS gone! I wonder if it was done because they agreed or wanted me to look like I made that up. ;)

01.24.2010 - 01:08 | norgavue

Wow. Keep up the vids. They just get better every time.

01.24.2010 - 01:51 | SenorPwnage

Honestly, this movie had the perfect intro. A character who the audience doesn't even know yet, gets killed in a gruesome fashion by someone we also don't know.

It's basically saying, ''Yeah, we don't give a shit about characterization or plot, but we've got plenty of blood! Hell, we'll even throw in some sausage links.''

Great review as always Phelous, hopefully there are many more zombie fishermen movies waiting for you.

01.24.2010 - 01:50 | Razorgeist

Phelous you magnificent bastard. Your reviews always put a smile on my face.

01.24.2010 - 02:22 | kazz_kai

The driving, driving, taking pictures reminded of the badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom thing..lol

01.24.2010 - 03:44 | anaeuphis

Be at ease. You're not alone.

01.25.2010 - 02:45 | LikaLaruku

Snake snaaaaake, ooooh it's a snaaaaake.

01.24.2010 - 02:55 | Zouri

It is a bit hard to take the killer seriously when he dresses like the Fifth Doctor from Doctor Who.

01.24.2010 - 03:40 | Obscurus Lupa

Exactly what I was thinking!

01.24.2010 - 03:34 | Richard Wesker

Gah, Phelous, Resident Evil was made in '96, not '98. Yes, I know this is a pointless and minor criticism, why do you ask? Ahem...anyway, loved the review. You find some amusing stuff.

01.24.2010 - 04:25 | Phelous

That's weird, I don't know why I put that now...
Must have been thinking of the intro or something.

01.24.2010 - 03:39 | Obscurus Lupa

The funniest part was that the killer was dressed like the fifth Doctor Who, ha ha. I thought the bits with Welshy were funny but went on a bit too long, otherwise the jokes were really good. :) You seemed particularly angry at this one.

01.24.2010 - 04:26 | Moviegeek86

"I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer" looks pretty bad, but there is another movie made by the australians that looks much worse called "Body Melt".

The basic plot of the movie is that this these free pills arrive in the mail boxes in this town called "Pebble's court" and little do the residents know that the pills have fatal side effects that cause them to mutate and die.

02.28.2010 - 00:44 | Asuka Soryu - Huh?

So idiots actually took pills sent in the mail from unknown sources, without consulting a docotor or finding it dangerous?

01.24.2010 - 04:54 | jalford

LEEEEKS!

01.24.2010 - 04:58 | tentakl - OMFG

Twin peaks reference, you are awesome. xD

01.24.2010 - 05:54 | planetrilgar

Phelous, you are my hero ^_^

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