O_O THIS WAS A REAL MOVIE?!?!
Santa's Slay
Written by Phelous Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:31
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Comments (168)
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12.31.2009 - 19:58 | Crazy56U
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12.31.2009 - 23:09 | tofutiles
Yeah. A really funny one too.
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12.31.2009 - 23:39 | tootiredWhy? There have been past movies with a killer that did the Santa Clause motiff going around killing people. There was in fact a whole series of movies.
As for Santa being the Son of Satan I swear the concept has existed for quite a while.
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01.01.2010 - 06:11 | Phelous
SATAN CLAUS! BUM BUM BU!!!!
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Santa the son of Satan... yeah, that's a lovely concept.
Since Santa was based off Saint Nicholas.
Can we have the Easter Bunny be the Son of the Joker?
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12.18.2010 - 21:12 | brick mooncode
Santa = anagram for Satan
St. Nick = Satanic
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01.01.2010 - 06:12 | PhelousI don't think it does, we're all just nuts. :D
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12.31.2009 - 20:49 | Big Buu
No way man, I love this movie! Despite anything you say, I will now find a copy of this and make it a christmas tradition to watch it every year!
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01.01.2010 - 06:26 | Chino
I know how stupid this movie is, but for the last four years of christmas I have met with a couple of friends, drank some Glühwein and watched this movie! So in my book it's already a christmas tradition :lol:
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12.31.2009 - 20:51 | LunarLycan
Saw this on SciFi channel before it was SyFy. Odd premise of a movie, but an awesome review.
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12.31.2009 - 20:59 | GuyWithTheFro
...its real...
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01.01.2010 - 15:08 | ThatAnimeDude
and there was a squeal I believe
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12.31.2009 - 21:05 | Godzillafan1113
Nice review
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12.31.2009 - 21:15 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
So Santa's evil but he gave me a camera anyway.
Man this movie was weird.
Great review Phelous.
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12.31.2009 - 21:18 | TheDued92
I rather see a movie called Santa Pip, at least that's something worth seeing instead of another Santa killer movie.
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I hate to tie Spoony's site with Phelous since each of their humor styles is different, and I enjoy each of their videos for different reasons. Regardless ever since I read Spoony's text review of this film I have been hoping for a video transition, so thank you Phelous!
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12.31.2009 - 21:25 | DoomPL
nice one
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07.18.2011 - 07:51 | DoomPLBtw, forgot to censor 6:39
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man u r funny. i never watched u until u did those god awful resident evil movies and i hope u do the fourth. if i would have seen u sooner then i would have voted u the most funniest person to follow.
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12.31.2009 - 21:31 | GameKeeper28
First Hulk Hogan in "Santa with Muscles" and now this!? Wrestlers and Christmas don't mix! But this movie does manage to suck just as much!
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01.01.2010 - 06:09 | PhelousWe need the "first ever" Santa vs Santa match. Hogan vs Goldberg whoever wins saves Christmas.
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12.31.2009 - 21:32 | FullmetalNinja25
The highlight is Goldberg killing Vince Russo.
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12.31.2009 - 21:33 | delagrandethe problem with this movie its most person you see in it are unlikable ow btw dave thomas did boris and natasha its cheesy but its was better than this
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01.01.2010 - 20:34 | seanbot007same here
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12.31.2009 - 21:48 | rogueofmv
WHO'S NEXT???
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12.31.2009 - 21:49 | JediNikinaI would just like to say that I don't usually watch your show, mostly just because I never got introduced to it before. (I did watch your Shattered Memories review, but that was because I was interested in buying the game myself.) However, this video caught my interest, and the fact that you inserted James Sunderland in there made me do a double-take then just about die laughing. I may just have to check out the rest of your videos. :3
Yes, I am a major Silent Hill fanatic, in case you were wondering.
Did you see the Nostalgia Critic's review of the movie 'Ernest Saves Christmas'? Apparently, some characters in that were making a movie called 'Santa's Slay.' To see that the movie actually exists...wow. Just wow. I'm a little scared now.
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01.01.2010 - 06:07 | PhelousAh good to hear, I hope you will check out some of the other vids.
Yeah big Silent Hill fan here too. (not so much the movie though :P ).
Haha yeah I found that particularly funny sense I was working on this. I hadn't seen Ernest Saves Christmas in quite a while so I didn't remember that part.
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12.31.2009 - 21:52 | MiriamG
I find the concept of Santa being evil rather interesting (I guess that's a bit of a residue from my slightly Grinchy teenage years), but this movie is just dumb. Why do people keep making bad movies with wrestlers who can't act?
Oh, and have a happy new year. Here's to another year of bad horror movies!
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[quote=GameKeeper28]First Hulk Hogan in "Santa with Muscles" and now this!? Wrestlers and Christmas don't mix! But this movie does manage to suck just as much![/quote]
Guess what? If you have Comcast, you can watch both of these movies on demand. I kid you not! If you don't believe me, check the Free Movies list yourself. I swear every time I watch one of these movie reviews(whether it's by NC or Spoony or in this case Pheleous), the movie magically appears in the Free Movie list on On Demand.
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01.01.2010 - 03:28 | MusicManiac
there's a time and a place for advertising, and it's not here.
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12.31.2009 - 22:29 | KamenRiderGumo
Yeah; I gotta say I love this movie. Nostalgia Critic has Die Hard, I have Santa's Slay.
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12.31.2009 - 22:45 | Falcovsleon20
Is that how the movie really ends? On a cliff hanger? As if it wasn't stupid enough already.
Oh and Happy New Year.
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01.01.2010 - 06:02 | PhelousYup he sits and waits for his plane and people give him a funny look.
THE END!
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12.31.2009 - 23:06 | Guru Larry
wow, when was this movie made?
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01.01.2010 - 07:45 | Phelous2005, it aired that Christmas eve on Spike TV before getting it's DVD release even.
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01.01.2010 - 06:35 | First Person ShaneI remember seeing that and thinking this was some weird gimmick of getting Goldberg into TNA. Hell, it wouldn't be the weirdest booking they've ever done. XP
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01.01.2010 - 07:46 | PhelousHaha that'd made a great promo. "There's only one reason I'm here in TNA and that's SANTA'S SLAY!"
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12.31.2009 - 23:06 | ChaoticNeutralI remember this movie and thinking "wtf."
Lucky I was 15 so it didn't scar me.
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12.31.2009 - 23:06 | L3xic0nlol nice, wait.. are you bob?
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12.31.2009 - 23:07 | RageTrebIs that a Festivus pole?
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01.01.2010 - 05:58 | PhelousHaha I'm afraid it's a lamp.
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12.31.2009 - 23:24 | electronsexparty
Yay! Now you've reviewed two of my most favorite bad movies. (The other was [i]Skinned Deep[/i]. ;) ) I was really hoping you'd be the one to do this one too. I've seen this movie three or four times now and I never realized that the preacher was Dave Thomas.
Have I mentioned you're my favorite reviewer? You are always the guy I look forward to a new review from. They're always awesome. You never fail to make me laugh and your videos are always fabulously edited.
I hope you are having a kick ass time with that big bottle of Bacardi and having a great holiday. :P
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12.31.2009 - 23:24 | pharmmajor
While this movie is unbelievably bad and stupid, I still think [i]Gingerdead Man[/i] has the dumber slasher premise.
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01.01.2010 - 06:00 | PhelousAnd it's name is "punnier". :D
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01.01.2010 - 00:05 | RebelTaxi
8:20 Dammit, Jokey Smurf!
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12.31.2009 - 23:53 | Linkforce
Hey Phelious, ever consider doing the awesome cult classic, "Silent night Deadly night?"
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01.01.2010 - 06:01 | PhelousYeah, someday it'll be garbage day.
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01.01.2010 - 07:06 | kitlerc
Wouldn't that be the sequel?
Oh btw, nice reference to Strange Brew.
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