Santa's Slay

(208 votes, average 4.87 out of 5)
Comments (165)
  • Crazy56U
    O_O THIS WAS A REAL MOVIE?!?!
  • tofutiles
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    Yeah. A really funny one too.
  • tootired
    Why? There have been past movies with a killer that did the Santa Clause motiff going around killing people. There was in fact a whole series of movies.

    As for Santa being the Son of Satan I swear the concept has existed for quite a while.
  • Phelous
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    SATAN CLAUS! BUM BUM BU!!!!
  • Asuka Soryu  - Wow....
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    Santa the son of Satan... yeah, that's a lovely concept.
    Since Santa was based off Saint Nicholas.

    Can we have the Easter Bunny be the Son of the Joker?
  • brick mooncode
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    Santa = anagram for Satan
    St. Nick = Satanic
  • Kryptonite34  - I am SO glad you reviewed this!
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    NO one would believe me that this movie existed! Thank you so much Phelous!!
  • Phelous
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    I don't think it does, we're all just nuts. :D
  • Big Buu
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    No way man, I love this movie! Despite anything you say, I will now find a copy of this and make it a christmas tradition to watch it every year!
  • Chino
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    I know how stupid this movie is, but for the last four years of christmas I have met with a couple of friends, drank some Glühwein and watched this movie! So in my book it's already a christmas tradition :lol:
  • LunarLycan
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    Saw this on SciFi channel before it was SyFy. Odd premise of a movie, but an awesome review.
  • ThatAnimeDude
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    and there was a squeal I believe
  • ThatGuyInTheHeadband
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    So Santa's evil but he gave me a camera anyway.
    Man this movie was weird.
    Great review Phelous.
  • TheDued92
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    I rather see a movie called Santa Pip, at least that's something worth seeing instead of another Santa killer movie.
  • RuinerXXSinCity  - I fucking love you Phelous!
    I hate to tie Spoony's site with Phelous since each of their humor styles is different, and I enjoy each of their videos for different reasons. Regardless ever since I read Spoony's text review of this film I have been hoping for a video transition, so thank you Phelous!
  • DoomPL
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    nice one
  • DoomPL
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    Btw, forgot to censor 6:39
  • maximon  - funny guy
    man u r funny. i never watched u until u did those god awful resident evil movies and i hope u do the fourth. if i would have seen u sooner then i would have voted u the most funniest person to follow.
  • GameKeeper28
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    First Hulk Hogan in "Santa with Muscles" and now this!? Wrestlers and Christmas don't mix! But this movie does manage to suck just as much!
  • Phelous
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    We need the "first ever" Santa vs Santa match. Hogan vs Goldberg whoever wins saves Christmas.
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    The highlight is Goldberg killing Vince Russo.
  • delagrande
    the problem with this movie its most person you see in it are unlikable ow btw dave thomas did boris and natasha its cheesy but its was better than this
  • KingBurritoSmithsion12  - Im sorry
    Is it just me or this review makin me feel nostalgic for 90's wrestling wit all those jokes
  • rogueofmv
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    WHO'S NEXT???
  • JediNikina
    I would just like to say that I don't usually watch your show, mostly just because I never got introduced to it before. (I did watch your Shattered Memories review, but that was because I was interested in buying the game myself.) However, this video caught my interest, and the fact that you inserted James Sunderland in there made me do a double-take then just about die laughing. I may just have to check out the rest of your videos. :3

    Yes, I am a major Silent Hill fanatic, in case you were wondering.

    Did you see the Nostalgia Critic's review of the movie 'Ernest Saves Christmas'? Apparently, some characters in that were making a movie called 'Santa's Slay.' To see that the movie actually exists...wow. Just wow. I'm a little scared now.
  • Phelous
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    Ah good to hear, I hope you will check out some of the other vids.

    Yeah big Silent Hill fan here too. (not so much the movie though :P ).

    Haha yeah I found that particularly funny sense I was working on this. I hadn't seen Ernest Saves Christmas in quite a while so I didn't remember that part.
  • MiriamG
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    I find the concept of Santa being evil rather interesting (I guess that's a bit of a residue from my slightly Grinchy teenage years), but this movie is just dumb. Why do people keep making bad movies with wrestlers who can't act?

    Oh, and have a happy new year. Here's to another year of bad horror movies!
  • nesjunkie  - re:
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    [quote=GameKeeper28]First Hulk Hogan in "Santa with Muscles" and now this!? Wrestlers and Christmas don't mix! But this movie does manage to suck just as much![/quote]

    Guess what? If you have Comcast, you can watch both of these movies on demand. I kid you not! If you don't believe me, check the Free Movies list yourself. I swear every time I watch one of these movie reviews(whether it's by NC or Spoony or in this case Pheleous), the movie magically appears in the Free Movie list on On Demand.
  • MusicManiac
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    there's a time and a place for advertising, and it's not here.
  • KamenRiderGumo
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    Yeah; I gotta say I love this movie. Nostalgia Critic has Die Hard, I have Santa's Slay.
  • Falcovsleon20
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    Is that how the movie really ends? On a cliff hanger? As if it wasn't stupid enough already.

    Oh and Happy New Year.
  • Phelous
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    Yup he sits and waits for his plane and people give him a funny look.

    THE END!
  • Guru Larry
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    wow, when was this movie made?
  • Phelous
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    2005, it aired that Christmas eve on Spike TV before getting it's DVD release even.
  • First Person Shane
    I remember seeing that and thinking this was some weird gimmick of getting Goldberg into TNA. Hell, it wouldn't be the weirdest booking they've ever done. XP
  • Phelous
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    Haha that'd made a great promo. "There's only one reason I'm here in TNA and that's SANTA'S SLAY!"
  • ChaoticNeutral
    I remember this movie and thinking "wtf."
    Lucky I was 15 so it didn't scar me.
  • L3xic0n
    lol nice, wait.. are you bob?
  • RageTreb
    Is that a Festivus pole?
  • Phelous
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    Haha I'm afraid it's a lamp.
  • electronsexparty
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    Yay! Now you've reviewed two of my most favorite bad movies. (The other was [i]Skinned Deep[/i]. ;) ) I was really hoping you'd be the one to do this one too. I've seen this movie three or four times now and I never realized that the preacher was Dave Thomas.

    Have I mentioned you're my favorite reviewer? You are always the guy I look forward to a new review from. They're always awesome. You never fail to make me laugh and your videos are always fabulously edited.

    I hope you are having a kick ass time with that big bottle of Bacardi and having a great holiday. :P
  • pharmmajor
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    While this movie is unbelievably bad and stupid, I still think [i]Gingerdead Man[/i] has the dumber slasher premise.
  • Phelous
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    And it's name is "punnier". :D
  • RebelTaxi
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    8:20 Dammit, Jokey Smurf!
  • Linkforce
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    Hey Phelious, ever consider doing the awesome cult classic, "Silent night Deadly night?"
  • Phelous
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    Yeah, someday it'll be garbage day.
  • kitlerc
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    Wouldn't that be the sequel?

    Oh btw, nice reference to Strange Brew.
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