I love you Phelous!!!

Guess what? There will be a forth one.

Chris Redfeild will be in it.

I really can't wait to see how he's presented!!!!

One of my favorite sites on the interwebs is www.the-horror.com. It is one of the best places to go for up-to-the-date Resident Evil game news. Anyway, I don't go searching for Resident Evil movie news because I'm just not interested in the flicks, but the site did recently post a pic of the actor playing Chris. I have to say that he does look kinda like Chris, but the movie will most likely be ass, so it doesn't even really matter.

Oh, and for those who care, Jill will apparently be back. I guess Alice will get another shot at upstaging her again.

It'll be interesting to see "Scofield" as Chris.

Yeah I guess with Wentworth Miller does at least look good for the part.
Doubt he'll be written well.
Also I wonder what real significance Chris will have at this point...

HAHAHAHA right, what I am thinking.

Jill, you should have taken your sandwich and left.

Phelous, I have to ask you: could the producers of the RE films have intentionally put so many plot holes and dumb ideas in the movies to copy the style of the games?

Also, love the "Mahna-Mahna" bit.

Heh, unlikely. Though apparently the bodies in the laser room disappearing was supposed to be a reference to the fact enemies would disappear when you leave a room.

Of all the things to copy from the games I'm sure "glad" they picked that.

the windows sounds when alice shut down

great review sir, i was skeptical at first but after a few of your reviews you had on here, im what you may call an uber fan... please keep these coming, i love your eye for bad movies and your sense of comedy/the way you rip on these movies

anyway, i love you... i hope i dont become too fanatical and end up murdering you because what you share with the world should only be shared with me... xoxo

signed,
swimfan

Awww that's sweet.

Especially the part about killing me.

YES 5 stars for the Chrono Trigger reference

They just didn't even try with this film.

man u r so funny. i love the naked alice count. i hope u do the fourth one too. just keep ripping up these piece of mess called by favorite game resident evil.

I love how when Alice was shut down, and she just stood there for fifteen minutes, not a single zombie even attempted to attack her.

But here's what really pisses me off. The apocalypse didn't occur 20 years ago. It occurred, what, a month ago, tops? K-Mart is not a little kid by any means; she should know her real fucking name.

Also, I legitimately laughed out loud at the naked Alice overload at the end. That was BRILLIANT!

Now I'm going to get that garbage out of my system and play Darkside Chronicles for the Wii, with the real Claire and the real Wesker.

K-Mart supposedly just didn't like her real name.

So she apparently didn't think of a nickname to go by before this then when called the name of a department store she thought that was just lovely.

:s

Her name must have been pretty abysmal for her to actually go with "K-Mart" instead.

dude, i was waiting this review, it was a great trilogy, keep doing you're great work

IF RE5 took place in 2009 then that means these movies say RE4 and RE5 never happend

....your Pitiful...every minor character in game.

I watched the one from "a british person" (Mike J) but this movie is to damn stupid to put it in one review. You both did a wonderful job on this. I´am looking forward to your next one, take Your time.

Yeah his review was pretty great.

I watched Mike J's review after I finished mine up and I thought it was funny how we ended up going on about different things for the most part.

Oh no, Phelous, I'M Wesker now....and FOREVER! Or something. I dunno. I'm tired. Tired of these damn movies sullying the fine name of Resident Evil, that is! Seriously, Sony bought the rights to have Wesker in the film, and he was completely wasted. I like to think that he's called "chairman" Wesker in this movie because all he does is sit on his ass. Bravo, fucktarded filmmakers. God I hate these movies, but your reviews rule, Phelous!

Thanks, WESKER!!!!

I also find it funny that it's apparently going to be someone else playing Wesker in afterlife.

So ALL that actor's version of Wesker was just the stupid Umbrella meetings.

Yes these are horrible movies. You win Phelous. Then again with these movies we all lose

K mart isn't such a bad name she could be named Ford Lincoln Mercury. Like another supporting person from a cheesy post apocalyptic movie

I can't wait for the 4th Resident Evil movie just to see Phileous's review.

I guess Johnny Cage's movie career was over after the Mortal Kombat film. Same for Liu Kang who was Gen in Street Fighter Legend of Chun Li. I guess if you worked on Mortal Kombat, you're under contract to be a part of a video game movie.

To be honest I find all the resident evil movies to be meh (even though their all guilty pleasures) but I still love your reviews.

Man these movies were bad. Thanks for putting them in their respective places.

I hate you Milla Jovovich! Everything you touch turns to SUCK!

You had me at "Mahna mahna." That review was one of the many greats you had on this site. You never fail to impress me everytime I see your reviews. From the words of Comic Book Guy, Best addition to the site ever!

As horrible as this movie was, I still count the pile of dead Milla Jovoviches as a positive.

Wait, what's the plural form of Jovovich? Jovovae? Jovovi?

Haha yeah.

I like Jovovi.

I can't belive they went this far with Resedent Evil. I know now not to watch the fourth one. Good review.

Your review was better then the British Guys

that'll do pig...that'll do.

The guys behind these shit fests must really have a hard on for lasers.

Another great Phelous review. I especially love the end.

Ok enlighten me movie, how in the world are you going to pull this off in your next movie. you know what I don't care anymore...

A great review that got me laughing so much my head hurt, especially the Mahna mahna part.

... "laser sandwich".

Man, you're probably my favorite on this site, Phelous. As such, this was great.

You really have knack for the inappropriate music for a boring/annoying/pointless scene thing. No one else really does that, at least not like you do it. You're use of sound clips (and occasionally video clips) is really unique, which is part of the reason why I love you're videos so much.

You're joke delivery is very unique as well, that too.

... You know, I wasn't paying attention for a little bit right before Alice shut down, so I got a little scared and thought my computer was shutting down.

Awesome review!!

Loved the Chrono Trigger Reference!

Be for they let the dogs out on they some dude tries to rape her. so much stuff happened in the beginning that if you never say the other movies you would be completly lost

I don't understand how those weirdos at the start were able to KO Alice at all.

Umbrella couldn't stop her at all at the end of the 2nd.

They couldn't even taser her.

You're bothered about continuity in these movies? Just forget they ever existed and stick to the games.

Selective memory is a fine skill to have, Phelous. This way you never recall things that sully the memories of the better stuffs in life. Things like an old man wearing boxers stalking a 17 year-old girl in a mall.........

Oh, crap.........

Hahaha see, it's not that easy to forget.

AND YOU CAN NEVER FORGET DOUGLAS!