Phelous: Resident Evil
Written by Phelous Sunday, 25 October 2009 22:06
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10.25.2009 - 22:41 | Skitch
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03.22.2010 - 22:20 | Phred
I think that's Phelous' wife, or sister.
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[quote=Skitch]I simply can't wait to see parts two and three. The parody of the opening sequence was simply awesome. :D
Oh, and "That doesn't count!" :P
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YES IT DOES!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
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10.25.2009 - 22:48 | Bingo Zero
Viva los Phelous!
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10.25.2009 - 22:56 | Justice for none
I've never played this version of the game, I've only played the remake
(Resident Evil 1) for the Gamecube,RE Deadly Silece for DS, RE Zero, RE 2, RE Code Veronica, RE Umbrella
Chronicles, RE 3, RE 4, and RE 5.
Who can top me?
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[quote=Justice for none]I've never played this version of the game, I've only played the remake
(Resident Evil 1) for the Gamecube,RE Deadly Silece for DS, RE Zero, RE 2, RE Code Veronica, RE Umbrella
Chronicles, RE 3, RE 4, and RE 5.
Who can top me?[/quote]Hmm, well, in addition to what you have listed, I've also played the original for the PS1 when it first came out, Outbreak 1 and 2, and Dead Aim for the PS2. :P
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10.25.2009 - 23:13 | Justice for noneYeah, but I heard those were so bad that I just couldn't bring myself to waste money on them.
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10.25.2009 - 23:17 | SkitchThey're actually not that bad at all, personally. Dead Aim is pretty fun because it essentially controls very closely to RE4 for the Wii (and soon to be RE5 for PS3). Outbreak was an amazing concept that had small (but notable) flaws in its execution.
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I love how my comments got thumbs down when other people got thumbs up for quoting the video. I don't have a problem with it because what I said was pretty stupid now that I look back but I believe there is a special place in hell for people who quote the video they're commenting.
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10.26.2009 - 20:49 | orinanimeWho can top you?
Me.
I've played all of them.
Anway, the main reason I responded was this.
"I've never played this version of the game"
You mean the original?
The DS version was practically the same version.
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10.29.2009 - 17:50 | Richard WeskerIndeed, but after playing the DS version, I don't think I could ever go back to
playing the original ever again. Being able to skip door opening animations in
the DS port is a big improvement, in my opinion.
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10.25.2009 - 23:00 | kotorfan04Was that spoony in the opening bit as Albert Wesker?
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10.25.2009 - 23:24 | SpotTheShingoNope, it's someone else.
Also, Coldguy laugh!
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10.25.2009 - 23:06 | LunarLycan
FINALLY! Been waiting for a new vid from you. And, like I expected, you didn't disappoint. Awesome vid. And, I have to agree with you. My hopes for a good movie adaptation were eaten about 15 minutes into this crapfest of a movie. See you next time!
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10.25.2009 - 23:11 | Tomaidoh
the husband didn't lose his memory
when it shows him infecting the hive its just them showing us he did it
he remembered everything all along but just played dumb.
awesome review!!
cant wait for the rest of themm :D
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10.26.2009 - 08:26 | Phelous
Yeah he did. That's why he doesn't just try escaping earlier on. He got gassed on the train.
"I didn't realize that bitch of a computer had defenses outside the hive".
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LoL, it looked like that dog said Morpheous's line, "Show Me". :lol:
RE 1 isn't that bad, it has genuine scares and could have been a lot worse. But RE 2.....wow. That P.O.S. has earned the right to be destroyed and lampooned to hell. I've seen Halloween costumes of Nemesis that were scarier than what they used.
Good luck reviewing the rest, hopefully you wont become a Phelous sandwich. :(
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lasers can kill normal people, why don't you just don't wire the entire station with it, yes your power bill be an enormous, and yes it's very expensive but if you're dealing with a zombie plague virus, wouldn't you try to kill all the zombies, the most effective way possible.
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10.25.2009 - 23:42 | badcop69this is even better then i imagined. great awesome work there phelous.
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10.26.2009 - 00:02 | Coldguy
:woohoo: Hey that's me!
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10.31.2009 - 01:36 | FullmetalNinja25
I've always had my suspicions you were a Pokémon Coldguy. XD Oh and awesome review Phelous, I remember liking this movie when I first saw it but like the rest of Paul WS Anderson's crap it got worse the more times I saw it.
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10.26.2009 - 00:09 | RebelTaxi
Lasers are no match for L and R buttons.
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10.26.2009 - 00:15 | The Soda Jerk
Whoa... I know kung fu...
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10.26.2009 - 00:30 | AdmiralAwesomeI had only played Resident Evil 4 when I had seen this movie and I still didn't like it even with my lack of knowledge on what the games were actually like.
Though I find it funny that they made the standard Licker enemy into their big monster for the movie.
Awesome review and awesome opening!
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10.26.2009 - 00:33 | norgavue
That was great. Can't wait to see the rest (save for the fact that I have to wait for it).
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10.26.2009 - 00:51 | Deimos1984rd
That was awesome, Thanks Berr....err Phelous.
Looking forward to the 2nd part.
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10.26.2009 - 00:57 | KnightcloudGreat review. The Resident Evil movie franchise is really horrid. Unfortunately, it does not seem like the franchise ended after Extinction.
They were filming the fourth installment in my school campus a few weeks ago :( .
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10.26.2009 - 08:19 | PhelousYeah I "can't wait" for Attack of the Alices.
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10.26.2009 - 01:04 | jackofblades
Awesome!! B)
Waiting for Part 2 B)
LOL at " It's Coldguy!!" :D :D
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10.26.2009 - 04:50 | Linkara
In the game, the poor translation of the game had a bit where Jill is almost crushed and one guy proclaims, "You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
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10.26.2009 - 07:31 | SkitchWhat's equally insane though, Linkara, is that the Japanese version of the game still had English voice acting in it...so no matter whether you had a Japanese or English version of it, there's always a Jill Sandwich there for you. :P
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10.26.2009 - 11:11 | Cyborcat
Yah, like with Silent Hill, it was a case of people who probably spoke mostly Japanese writing dialogue for American voice actors (and, like with Silent Hill, it's a lot less obvious after the first game, so apparently they learned their lesson).
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10.26.2009 - 19:00 | Lotus Prince
Not only that, but they fixed the mistake in REMake. Barry says something like "A little longer and you would have fit nicely into a sandwich."
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10.26.2009 - 16:46 | Deimos1984rdmmmmmm Jill Sandwich.
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10.26.2009 - 01:15 | Chavez14:10 on up had me hollering with laughter.
Thank you Phelous, look forward to yer next stuff!
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10.26.2009 - 02:22 | GullysonAwesome video!
You might be my favorite reviewer on this site.
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man its a good thing i skipped ahead. I played this and thought it was a stupid parody. After letting it run for a few minutes i just randomly skiped ahead and noticed it was a review. If i hadn't done that i probably would have turned it off
That intro was way too long and not funny. Please people stop doing lame parody skits in reviews. AVGN has gone seriously downhill since he started doing those heavily
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i read the remo spicrt it was much better than the thing we have instead it had it flaws but i think it would mkae a good movie geart ep
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10.26.2009 - 04:24 | Raven266
Your intro to this review is alot better then the original intro to the first game :D
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10.26.2009 - 05:07 | punchline36I've never understood why the Resident Evil movies were so stylised. The very reason the original games were so successful was the realism. Yet when the films are made, its turned into some kind of Sci Fi romp. I know that holograms and lasers and shit were in the games but they were never as in your face as in these films. I want a Resident Evil movie that takes place in what feels like the real world!
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10.26.2009 - 19:01 | Lotus PrinceThe lasers were only in RE4, where the game series stopped being survival horror, and the hologram was only in Umbrella Chronicles, and that was a tribute to the movie. Big mistake, by the way. Leave that movie garbage out of the games.
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10.26.2009 - 05:32 | Sieg-sama
Awesome.
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10.26.2009 - 05:40 | Iceweb38That parody was awesome!
And nice review. What's the name of the music used in the characters profile show?
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10.26.2009 - 05:41 | Eyeshot
The first RE movie wasn't all that bad; it kicked some ass. Some of the acting could have been better, but the zombies and Hunter (or Licker or whatever) gave the flick the right amount of RE flavor. It's the sequels that really bite hard. Imagine a corporation building a wall that can contain an entire city, and a Nemesis monster that recognizes Alice and decides to fight for her. And don't get me started on that third piece-of-crap flick!
Oh, and yes, the lasers do count.
Think about it, Capcom must have thought the lasers were pretty damn cool, so they put them in RE4.
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10.26.2009 - 08:16 | PhelousThey can't count for the movie when they came after. :P
Yeah but in RE4 it's a quick dodge sequence and doesn't kill half the cast.
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[quote=SSH]lasers can kill normal people, why don't you just don't wire the entire station with it, yes your power bill be an enormous, and yes it's very expensive but if you're dealing with a zombie plague virus, wouldn't you try to kill all the zombies, the most effective way possible.[/quote]
I think there's is just one way in. So lasers in the entrence would be perfect :)
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10.26.2009 - 05:57 | gamepopper
RESIDENT EVIL 4 DOES COUNT!!
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Except for the fact that, y'know, it came [u]after[/u] the movie by a few years, which still doesn't explain what basis Anderson had for incorporating lasers in the movie if it's supposed to be based off the game. ;)
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10.26.2009 - 19:00 | Lotus PrinceIt's a good game, but it's hardly a Resident Evil game.
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10.30.2009 - 15:37 | Richard WeskerAgreed. I hope that for part 6, Capcom goes back to the basics and makes a game that's primarily about exploration, traps and puzzles rather than running and gunning. Oh yeah, and bring back the atmosphere and mood too.
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10.26.2009 - 05:59 | AdventChild
It's Cold Guy! :lol:
Anyways, yeah, this movie franchise is plain wretched like most VG movies out there is it was expected for the most part. But yeesh there are so many things that lack sense in this movie.
Though interesting history lesson about Romero's rejected script. Well, back to eating my Jill and Joseph sandwich.
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Oh, and "That doesn't count!" :P