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Cabin Fever
Written by Phelous Wednesday, 19 August 2009 20:19
Comments (188)
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08.21.2009 - 05:58 | benzaie
great I live your show,
great to have the Samourai Pizza Cats
I love your reviews because it saves me the time to watch the movie
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08.19.2009 - 16:25 | Coldguy
I remember watching this when my friend invited me over for the night....we are not on speaking terms anymore.
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08.19.2009 - 19:41 | Dr. FibonacciI feel the same way about this and Blair Witch Project.
"we're lost, i'm scared, look a stick, stand in the corner, movie end"
There. Nobody has to waste their time and money watching that assball either.
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08.21.2009 - 07:02 | Phelous
Friends don't show friends Cabin Fever huh? ;)
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08.19.2009 - 16:34 | Cliff_m85You've become my favorite member on this site. :)
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08.19.2009 - 16:43 | tricAnouther great video :D.
Quick question. Whats with all the mario nes games in your room?
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08.19.2009 - 17:06 | a crimson chairPhelous, you are the funniest guy on this site.
"[b]Alright[/b]! Another character I don't give a crap about!"
And the Big Crocodile Scene Happening made me lol out loud.
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01.02.2010 - 23:11 | RuinerXXSinCityI agree that the "Big Crocodile Scene Happening" was fucking hilarious, but isn't "lol out loud" a bit redundant?
On a side note I seriously doubt I am the only one who commented here that realized this. That guy in the rabbit suit is giving Dennis(the karate kid),who is on life support, his pancakes. It still doesn't justify that retarded slow mo scene, but at least Eli Roth was trying to appear "creative". I think he paid his dues with his performance in "Inglorious Basterds" as Donnie The Bear Jew.
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08.19.2009 - 16:50 | Voyevoda
oh man i Loved Samurai Pizza Cats!!
and I hate eli roth films!!! these two things are united equaling happy times! good job Phelous!
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so what does the different versions of super mario 1 blend in to the story??? you were wearing a mario hat in your thoughts, so after alot of thought. You wish to play a good video game instead of reviewing bad movies that are pretty much the same exept for the covers, as the mario games showed us. its a paradox and my mind cant fully understand it to fully contents so ill leave the case open for other comments (i know i dont make sense)
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[quote=tric]Anouther great video :D.
Quick question. Whats with all the mario nes games in your room?[/quote] That's what i want to know. There's got to be a clue or something. There's different games every time. Oh yeah great review. Can't wait for more :whistle: ....... glad to know you liked the one gif from the troll 3 review :cheer:
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08.21.2009 - 05:00 | PhelousActually I just put the Mario games behind me so people would ask why.
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Or maybe there is a secret to it, who knows? Surely not I.
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08.19.2009 - 17:09 | thebob288
Wow that sucked
i mean the movie good review and why do these terrible movies never explain the origins i mean it does'nt take a huge budget to show a random raccoon or monkey or something escape from a science lab.
Oh and that one guy who hates squirrels was hiding the fact that 300 of them sexually assaulted him this was the original idea for the movie 300
Oh i'm all out of ohs
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08.19.2009 - 17:10 | Pelion09The bowling scene was my favorite part of the movie =P
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08.19.2009 - 17:16 | Shadowdancer21b
Was that Waphelous making an appearance? I think Waphelous would be awesome. He could review good movies!
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08.21.2009 - 05:02 | PhelousHaha Waphelous, but it was a Mario hat so wouldn't it be Maphelous? :silly:
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08.19.2009 - 17:16 | BloodySharpieWasn't there a clip shown at the end of the credits that showed the spring water truck driver scratching his head, then noticing blood on his hand after-wards?
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08.19.2009 - 17:35 | ProfessorOtakuSAMURAI PIZZA CATS FOR THE WIN! That was entirely made of win, and made the vid worth watching. Sorry but even your comedy couldn't make it bearable to watch, man. I was just sitting there saying to myself "Please cut back to the chair, please cut back to the chair..."
Nice spit take too.
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Phelous, your comedy has gotten so much better timing and your entertainment value has multiplied. You have really improved from your Mac and Me review.
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08.19.2009 - 17:44 | Dohguy
nice touch on the DK64 music in the pancake scene. That was the icing on the cake.
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08.19.2009 - 17:46 | RebelTaxi
13:47 I think AVGN was filming a Bugs Bunny review there.
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08.21.2009 - 05:03 | PhelousOh, well that makes sense then.
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08.19.2009 - 17:54 | Starsky
Partying? Partying! And one more thing, partying!
Eugh, this movie is too gross for my tastes, but no wonder, it's from the guy behind Hostel. T__T
Samurai Pizza Cats. :D
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08.19.2009 - 18:05 | meanlevee
Eli Roth sucks
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08.19.2009 - 18:08 | J_Conrady
One of my least favorite horror movies of the past decade. Just awful, unoriginal and simply poorly made. It tries to be funny and fails at even "accidentally" being funny.
The worst thing a lot of horror movies do today is actually get you hoping for the characters to be killed. I just don't get that mentality. Are they being written by morons? There's no scares of suspense when you [u]want [/u]them to die.
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08.20.2009 - 03:18 | Cyborcat
I don't mind ONE annoying character that I'd want to see die. It's a staple of 80's slasher films that has kinda grown on me.
But when it's ALL the characters, it's just a staple of bad storytelling/casting.
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08.21.2009 - 05:14 | PhelousYeah I don't mind there being an annoying character either but I don't really like when a character's full purpose is just to be an ass unless there's some reasoning behind it.
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08.19.2009 - 18:11 | Mister Fiend
Gawdamm I hate Eli Roth movies, they rank up there with Funny Games in terms of just pissing me off. Way to not have a single likable, relatable character in ANY of your movies.
Eli Roth once chased Film Threat's Chris Gore around a nightclub with a baseball bat due to Gore's unflattering views/reviews of Roth and his work.
I spent this whole movie chanting "GO VIRUS GO VIRUS GO!"
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08.19.2009 - 18:13 | RadicalNewt
[size=large]OOH FACED![/size]
...That is all.
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08.19.2009 - 18:23 | EarthboundXE
I counted 5 copies of Super Mario Bros.
Do you really need that many? Hehe, another good review.
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08.20.2009 - 06:48 | Richard WeskerIf 4 of them break for some reason, then yes. B)
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08.21.2009 - 05:09 | PhelousThere's actually more than that. And there's a great reason I have so many and that reason is
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08.19.2009 - 18:38 | Otaku_fan01
:woohoo: A BIG CROCODILE SCENE HAPPENING!:P
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08.19.2009 - 18:45 | Razorgeist
Phelous you sir are magnificent. What this review needs is more Eli Roth bashing though.
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08.19.2009 - 18:54 | meanleveeOh, and the rabbit performing surgery, had it been done well, and had it been appropriate for the film could have worked. It would kind of be like that moment in "The Shining", where Jack sees guy in the bear costume. That was creepy. Kubrick was a great film maker. I'll restate: Eli Roth sucks.
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actually, the kid in the hospital bed was dennis (the insane wushu hanson brother) and the rabbit was feeding him pancakes.
fun fact, in the credits "man in the rabbit suit" was listed as "we will never tell"
wait, that's not fun. it's retarded.
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08.19.2009 - 19:03 | Psychokiller
Why did they shoot Jackass #2. He didn't look infected so why would they shoot him?
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08.20.2009 - 11:35 | The Soda Jerk
for the sake of the plot, duhhh
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08.19.2009 - 19:12 | Deimos1984rd
My god that movie was horrible good god. Why does this movie exist, why was there a rabbit doing surgery and WHY THE FUCK DID THAT GUY HIT THE DEAD WOMAN WITH A SHOVEL oooh look at the pretty angry sun it's so cute awwww.
So yeah...I hated the movie and I loved the review probably the first time I had to get water from laughing so much.
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12.25.2009 - 11:32 | zdragoonthe rabbit was feeding the kid pancakes not preforming surgery and the guy hit the girl with the shovel since she diden't die yet and to end her suffering
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12.13.2010 - 04:44 | ToruKun1
That's still stupid though, bludgeoning someone to death with a shovel would only PROLONG THEIR SUFFERING, IMHO...why didn't he have/use a gun is what I was wondering.
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08.19.2009 - 19:13 | ScreamingDoomDear god, I hate this movie SO MUCH.
I never made the connection between this movie and Hostel, but I hated that one a lot as well, so it makes sense they were both dumped out the ass of the same guy.
This movie made me sad for humanity due to its somehow being greenlit with THAT script. Unlike Bayformers which made me stark raving mad, seething with foamy-mouthed rage and cemented my utter loathing for the human race. But Cabin Fever was definitely a gateway movie.
Pretty much the only likable character in this movie is the virus. Mysterious and powerful, it eliminates stupidity and assholishness wherever it goes! A true hero for the ages.
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