Oh god, why the hell is this a TRILOGY?!?!?
Troll 3
Written by Phelous Saturday, 08 August 2009 04:08
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Comments (136)
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08.08.2009 - 00:12 | TheXell
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08.10.2009 - 13:08 | JohnnyOldschool
Don't you mean a...TROLLigy?
BWAAAAAAA HAAAA HA HA!!! AAH HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
Ah hah! ahh ha...ha....
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I need a girlfriend.
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01.01.2010 - 23:32 | MithianBWAHAHAHAAHA that slayed me! Well done sir!
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01.02.2010 - 01:49 | EIXoPWell done, indeed.
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06.04.2010 - 09:13 | CommisarKharnno...nooo...NOOOOOOO !!!! NOOO!O!O!O!O!!!!!
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08.05.2010 - 20:52 | edzoologist
Is it now, is it really? Because, the way I see it, they would need some sort of cohesion for this to be a trilogy. These are just three completely unrelated movies that just happen to have the names Troll, Troll 2, and Troll 3. Honestly, The Ruins could be a direct sequel to Troll 3, and it would make at least a little sense(you know, killer plants and what not).
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08.08.2009 - 00:21 | NisseH
Troll 3 !?!?!?!?! :0
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08.08.2009 - 00:25 | RedfangratthingThere was a third?! :X
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08.08.2009 - 00:38 | TheCreadonI know. :pinch:
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08.08.2009 - 00:36 | Commissar JakeOh no, The cameras! Run, Run away from the cameras oh wait they were plants all along. False alarm people.
Lets just ignore this film and then hopefully it should go away. Or at least we could forget it (hopefully).
Nice review Phelous.
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08.08.2009 - 00:54 | Kuceman
Great Review Phelous!
The actors in Troll 2 acted better than these schmucks!
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08.08.2009 - 01:18 | Cornwind Evilman....so, did the Sheriff have that bit of bluegrass playing in the background during every single scene he was in, or was that just you being a smartaleck Phelous?
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08.10.2009 - 19:02 | Phelous
Me being a Smart Aleck. :whistle:
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08.08.2009 - 01:31 | Speedwagon33That was hilarious
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08.08.2009 - 01:34 | MobiusThe horror... oh, the horror...
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[quote=Cornwind Evilman]....so, did the Sheriff have that bit of bluegrass playing in the background during every single scene he was in, or was that just you being a smartaleck Phelous?[/quote]
That.
I'm curious about that too.
I didn't hear you mention about it so I'm a little confused.
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08.08.2009 - 16:27 | NightStarXActually....
That music he used repeatedly for the scenes with the Sheriff, is one of the custom entrance theme musics made by Acclaim in the video game "WWF Attitude" for Playstation 1, which Phelous dubbed in for humorous effect.
I instantly recognized it, immediately.
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[quote=NightStarX] Actually....
That music he used repeatedly for the scenes with the Sheriff, is one of the custom entrance theme musics made by Acclaim in the video game "WWF Attitude" for Playstation 1, which Phelous dubbed in for humorous effect.
I instantly recognized it, immediately.[/quote] Furthermore, it's a music track that Phelous has used since the Mac & Me review he first did...not that I've paid attention to such things to an extreme degree... :whistle:
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08.08.2009 - 01:43 | NickTHPS
Great finish!
Loved the bonus footage at the end. :D
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08.08.2009 - 02:00 | TimonTh
I friggin loved the endig, with you poking a stick trough the 'real' face :D
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08.08.2009 - 02:04 | Shinigami
Funny :D
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08.08.2009 - 02:13 | Downup
Hahaha, at the ending! :woohoo:
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08.08.2009 - 03:35 | ChaosemeraldzHow can you stand watching this!? I mean holy shit I wouldn't stand 2 minutes!
I love that you have a sign where it says "SECRET DUMPING GROUND", that had me burst out laughing.
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08.10.2009 - 19:03 | PhelousI moved that sign to outside my bathroom.
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08.08.2009 - 02:21 | Aggs
You're definitely right about someone having to try to act that bad. Sheesh, the sheriff was just horrible.
Nice job on the game, too. It was pretty funny to think what a game based on Troll 3 would be like. All in all, it was a solid wrap up to the series of reviews.
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08.08.2009 - 02:44 | CondorelSo this proves that no matter how bad a movie is, the game will still manage to be worse?
My only complaint with you Phelous is that you're too good an editor - you always make these films look better than they actually are :lol:
This was my favorite show of yours by far, keep up the great work!
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08.08.2009 - 02:55 | GullysonPhelous, you are awesome!
The Review with the special ending was funny as hell
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08.08.2009 - 03:15 | jjmara813
hmmmmmm troll 3 seems to be the worst of the 3 :X and if their was a troll 4, i think the world would end :pinch:
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08.08.2009 - 04:12 | eanstlThe ending was hilarious!
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08.08.2009 - 04:21 | Cyborcat
Return of the Silent Hill clips! Yayz ^.^
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[quote=Cyborcat]Return of the Silent Hill clips! Yayz ^.^[/quote]Indeed, and every time it has the same effect - reminding us of something that has better writing AND acting than the movie it's being contrasted against!
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08.08.2009 - 11:29 | Richard WeskerI will never, ever get tired of Phelous' insertion of Silent Hill clips into his reviews. Or those old dudes from the Muppet Show for that matter.
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[quote=Richard Wesker] Or those old dudes from the Muppet Show for that matter.[/quote] Quite...though I was also waiting to get the good old "You are all WEIRDOS" lines, but the "going to the dogs" line was just so classic.
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08.10.2009 - 19:04 | PhelousYeah no review is quite complete without Silent Hill clips.
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A third one? Another nonsensical movie for this trilogy of ultimate discontinuity and irrelevance? Not to mention it has a game as well.
Holy F*ck.
Also, WTF of this movie having so many names?! Though being a terrible movie, it is similar to sh*t since it has many names as well like poop, crap, doodoo, feces, etc.
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[quote=nicktheinsertrudew ordhere123]WTF a trilogy! what dumbass decided to make a thrid one[/quote]
Someone who though that this series would actually make money? I dunno, I can't really say.
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08.08.2009 - 04:36 | The Mellow Filmmaker
Wow what's really stupid isn't that fact that there's a third trolls movie but the fact that it came out in the same year as trolls 2. I did notice that the three films are related in one way, it's the fact that plants are always associated with evil. In the first troll there's an evil troll turning people into plants so he can spawn more trolls, second one there's goblins turning people into plants so they can eat them, and now in the third one the plants are the evil themselves.
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08.08.2009 - 04:43 | Buja
According to IMDB there are going to be Remakes of Troll. PLEASE: Review them.
By the way: Does anyone know the Horror-Movie with some Worms that come out of the toilet up persons asses? I am not making this shit up. Does anyone remember that movie?
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08.08.2009 - 15:17 | KashaPaw
You might be thinking of '[i]Squirm[/i],' '[i]Dreamcatcher'[/i] or '[i]Slither.[/i]'
I'm thinking Dreamcatcher, seeing as the 'Shitweasels' are bigass worms that shoot out of your rectum.
Either way, [i]Troll 3[/i] is a bad rip-off of [i]Squirm[/i].
And considering[i] Squirm[/i] was once a [u]MST3K episode[/u], that's really, [b]really[/b] sad.
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[color=maroon] WTF was that? my god it's worst than the happening and what the hell a game too RUN AWAY!!![/color]
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08.08.2009 - 05:06 | JustSomeDude
Wow, your own interpretation of Troll 3 was much better then the original!
And that special effect with the root through your head actually looked more real then when they tried with that paper mask in the movie.
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08.08.2009 - 05:09 | Fluffyman
Why did I somehow know that the helicopter would turn into a cheap toy before it exploded?
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