Let's Play: King's Quest V Part 12

(73 votes, average 4.96 out of 5)
Comments (42)
  • Coldguy
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    King Swayze was drinking the nectar of the Gods with a bowl of smarmy and
    saw Gomer Pile dancing the Mamushka while toadially finger banging a poisonous snake eating a savory leg of lamb. When asked him why he is doing this, Gomer replied "Because I wanted to Fuck with it with my Golden Needle, that ungrateful bitch!"
  • NamelessHero
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    Heh I knew he'd use King Swayze at the second encounter with the snake...

    Awesome review, keep it up :)
  • Stained Sword
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    Thanks for playing King's Quest 5, now go f*** yourself. OK, maybe they didn't say exactly that, but whatever.

    I can't believe the tambourine scared the snake, I would've sworn it was the mutton.
  • magus10zeal
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    lol, now were getting to the good parts! I like when you release the episodes in two parts instead of one.

    I hope you play through some more games after this cause the commentary makes it!
    :D
  • McBeaver
    Nice one Paw! This series has really evolved. Between flappy-head King Swayze and the occasional Cedric taunting, I find I'm waking up roommates with laughter. Keep up the good work.
  • Chris P Bacon
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    Your pain from the jet-taking-off mouse, was worth it for the laugh.
  • Chris P Bacon
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    But not as much as looping the stylishly caped idiot climbing halfway up a rope just to fall 3 feet to die.
  • Destroy  - Yoink! Mutton!
    How did King Swayze die from that tiny fall? The makers of this game just wanna kill him at any opportunity. "Thanks for playing King's Quest V" was like saying "mwahahaha, you will keep dying! Dying forever!"

    Oh and thank you Cedric for warning the player that climbing the rope is a bad idea... After you already click on it!!

    But really, all these things just make the game more fun haha
  • BlueGoldBizarros  - Poor King Swayze :(
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    That fall at the end was hilarious though :D

    I would have liked if you saw the innkeepers again, you could have had the option to fight back with the hammer.

    Graham: "GET BACK, I have a HAMMER! I'LL BASH ALL OF YOUR FUCKIN' BRAINS IN! I'll do it, I'll DO IT, I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT!"

    Or at least fight RoadHouse-style, since he is King Swayze! ;)
  • Shadow101
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    aw poor King Swayze this great keep going man
  • SamPD  - Man.
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    This game has officially won the Turd of the week award. :angry:
  • Painkiller
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    This is awesome! I want to keep watching just to see how cheesy it gets...that and I never got that far in the game myself :)
  • RThyrring
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    "Ich weich nicht" :lol:
  • The Soul Eater
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    Great job as always, Paw.
    You should definitely consider making more Let's Play's after this one :D
  • ChaosD1
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    Asking what "ich weiss nicht" means can lead to a hilarious Abbott and Costello-esque routine.

    "What does 'ich weiss nicht' mean?"

    "I don't know."

    "You don't know?"

    "No, I know what it means!"

    "Well what does it mean?"

    "I don't know."

    "I though you said you knew what it means!"

    "I do know what it means!"

    "So what does it mean?"

    "I don't know."
  • BalloonAnimals
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    God I love watchin' this. It is so damn funny!
  • ThatAviatorsGuy  - So funny!
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    Can't wait til the next one!
  • Lotus Prince
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    You know what the best part of that tambourine scene is? Snakes don't listen with their ears; they feel vibrations. In real life, the tambourine wouldn't have done anything at all. :D
  • Alfred Mordeir
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    Okay, how do they lock him in the cellar with the padlock on the INSIDE?
  • Firestorm94  - But please, I need to know
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    Is the pouch still empty?

    The tambourine thing was just ridiculous, but at least we were able to learn some insightful things from Cedric.
  • b9bomber
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    I have a feeling that this isn't the last time we see the Three Stooges crime syndicate...
  • WebVidAddict
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    Replacement line at the end:

    "Oh well King Swayze, maybe next time you will learn not to snap you neck like a twig."
  • Downup
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    Bha, where can i watch more of these? :D Can't WAIT! Love them
  • TheDramaticMonarch
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    If there's one thing "King's Quest 5" has taught me, it's that if I'm anywhere near the vicinity of a [i]poooooisonous[/i] snake, I better pray that I have a tambourine on me to shoo it away!

    That and lush green forests always segue into freezing cold, snowy mountains. :P
  • Shinigami
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    That was just great. There is so many ways to die in that game.
  • mikohazuki
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    These videos just keep getting better.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Thanks for the laughs, Paw ^o^
  • Deimos1984rd
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    Behold the wrath of Swayzee's tambourine!
  • dancergirl88
    Lol!! This just gets better and better!
  • Jeo Redwinters
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    These have gotten funnier and funnier with each episode, I hope this isn't the last time you'll do a lets play like this.
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