Hamlet the Vampire Slayer

Hamlet the Vampire Slayer

Written by Obscurus Lupa & Oancitizen Sunday, 22 January 2012 22:26

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01.22.2012 - 22:59 | Neo Ultra Mike

I just love the way Oancitizen says "Shakesphere" it's just one of those inntonations and delieveries that just makes me laugh every time and it works well espiecally with the quick cut at the beginning. Though overall I just really like this crossover but just listing off best parts would be most of the rest of the vid so yeah very great stuff.

Oh and also first and a first that actually has meaning over others since this one actually bothered talking about the review beforehand.

01.22.2012 - 23:33 | SpeedyEric

Shakespeare and vampires go together like robots and romantic comedies. The only versions of Hamlet I’ve seen so far are the Mel Gibson movie and the Simpsons parody.

The jokes in this thing are about as random as the ones from Seth McFarlane. Also, I had a feeling after searching this movie on IMDB that this is a shot-on-$h!teo film of 2008 standards.

After seeing this movies titled character, I already hate his guts, and I thank the heavens that he dies a horrible, horrible death.

11:25- If he’s not a vampire, then why the hell does he wear that stereotypical vampire cape? Think about that. Also, according to IMDB, almost none of his Spanish makes any blessed sense.

12:49- First we have incest, and know we have lesbianism. >=[ …Classy.

Question: Why are certain part of this movie in color? Answer: …POOP.

2008 Gave us some really crappy movies; Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and this piece of pubic hair.

23:54- LONGEST. DEATH. EVER. And I mean that in a bad way.

A cheerleader battle? Really!? It doesn’t shout “Duel of the Fates” to me, it’s “Whip My Hair.”

Great review, guys, and I like your Lupa t-shirt, Lupa.

And thanks for the bloopers. I can undoubtly say that you have a powerful tallet of making people laugh, Lupa.

01.23.2012 - 12:22 | PixelJustice - Worst Hamlet Ever...

I'll stick with REAL Hamlet movies like "The Last Action Hero", Thank you very much.

whew.. finally got to use my CinemaSnob impression.

lol hilarious review, this was a fun pairing for a crossover. You two react off eachother really well, and the polar opposite review styles coming together makes for all kinds of awesome.

01.23.2012 - 20:58 | The Battousai

"12:49- First we have incest, and know we have lesbianism. >=[ …Classy."

What?

01.23.2012 - 00:14 | tirone231

I'm actually in a production of "Hamlet" right now, so it's amazing how well I relate to Oancitizen's terror and sadness. That being said, this could be one of the best teamup reviews ever. Well done guys!

01.23.2012 - 00:16 | Shmoe - Oan I love you but...

I believe the correct line would be "Die mother fucker Die mother fucker still."

01.23.2012 - 00:24 | Mucca

Uh... this exists?

01.23.2012 - 00:44 | Moon Spirit

I really loved this crossover review. But my god, this movie! This looks like it could be done so much better if the Channel Awesome crew would have done it themselves.

01.23.2012 - 00:46 | The Guy that Died in MM Zero 1

WAIT!... I live atop a portal to hell!?

01.23.2012 - 10:06 | TheBrigeedaRocks

Does anybody know the name of the song that plays during Polonius' death scene? I kinda want to track it down and make it my own now.

01.23.2012 - 01:31 | MaiMai

I don't think I've laughed at an intro to a movie review in a long time. And Oancitizen and Lupa? My late birthday present!

01.23.2012 - 01:43 | JMP

Allison's delivery of "It's funny because it's poop" is hilarious; it's no wonder it apparently took forever for Kyle to get through that without breaking character.

01.23.2012 - 01:44 | AliaOfTheKnife - Awful

That movie was such an abomination I almost stopped watching the review. So so so so so bad. I'm not reverential where the Bard is concerned, but HOT DAMN that was SO AWFUL!!!

01.23.2012 - 01:45 | JRodHacker - Less than 1 minute into the video...

OH, JESUS! NOT THIS GUY AGAIN! LUPA, WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO A CROSS OVER WITH THIS ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG?! I THOUGHT A FELLOW ROTHROCK FAN WOULD HAVE BETTER STANDARDS THAN TO WORK WITH HIM!!!

Watches rest of review in sad, sad disappointment.

01.23.2012 - 01:51 | The Guy that Died in MM Zero 1

well, no thumbs down button anymore, so I'm just gonna say; "Enjoy, ALL OF THE HATEFUL REPLIES!"

01.23.2012 - 02:16 | fractal

Goodness. Did he take a shit in your kettle?

Really enjoyed this. Lupa's comic timing is fantastic and Oancitizen played well against her. Also the bloopers were as funny as this movie thinks it is, and I usually hate bloopers.

01.23.2012 - 02:23 | Gethenian

...the fuck is wrong with you? >|

01.23.2012 - 03:04 | Obscurus Lupa

With all due respect, my friend isn't a douchebag and you should take your business elsewhere.

01.23.2012 - 03:21 | RestlessVagabond

Awwww.. the little, angry troll finally got the wifi working under his bridge.

01.23.2012 - 03:22 | MetalMike007

Oancitizen is actually one of my favorite reviewers on this site and they worked off each other perfectly. Grow up.

01.23.2012 - 05:48 | dennett316

Feel free to take a long walk off a short pier. Not liking a producers style is all well and good, but name calling for no reason is the ultimate expression of your idiocy. Glad Lupa told you politely where to go...I would be a lot more blunt but the comment would just get removed.

Needless to say, after an initial word beginning with F, I'd follow up with a second word...you.

01.23.2012 - 11:10 | eujoyuen

You are conscious that if you're insulting Kyle and Allison did the crossover with him, you're not only offending him, but her too in the way?

You're free to not like Kyle's work, but insulting him personally is totally uncalled for.

01.23.2012 - 16:56 | FishEyenoMiko

eujoyuen: Yeah, it's always funny when someone insults the guest producer(s), especially if they do it thinking they're doing the main producer a favor (ie: "I can't believe that dickmunch talked back to you like that! Show 'em, who's boss!"). Uh, you realize if the main producer didn't like that person, they wouldn't have them in their video, right? And that the "fighting" is fake?
/Poop!

01.23.2012 - 12:26 | PixelJustice

Dick move guy... Dick move.

01.23.2012 - 19:31 | DangerousLoki

I am officially tagging this comment for being the greatest comment ever made. Mainly because I walked around for like a month randomly saying exactly this to everyone and everything that it could remotely apply to. Wind blows over my trash cans? Dick move, wind. Dick move.

I'll ignore the comment above to address the review and say, I have to officially love Hamlet the Vampire Slayer.. because without it we would not have the single most hilarious blooper reel I have ever seen. Great work Lupa and Ralphoancitizen. Look I made a joke.

01.23.2012 - 18:13 | mrrubino

D'ya get it? It's funny because he's a whining 12 year old.

01.23.2012 - 01:50 | EricMadWolf - Nice hair.

Lupa dear your browns are showing.

01.23.2012 - 05:49 | dennett316

Are you a stylist? Or are you Jack from Will and Grace?

01.23.2012 - 02:23 | TheBlackMage

Oan Citizen is... A CARROT! AND A STAPLER! AND KENNY! TEE TEEDAELLY TUM DEE DUM! RADED PEE-GEE DERPDEEN!

01.23.2012 - 02:28 | DoodTheMan - HUNGRY

DAAAAMMIT. It's 2:30 am and I'm hungry for a ham-omelet.

01.23.2012 - 02:34 | DoNotGoGentle

Hahahahaha, wow. This pairing is hilarious, and it made for an awesome crossover! As for the film, I believe the bard is rolling in his grave. Which should call down the curse on those responsible for moving his bones, ie: the makers of this film.

More Shakespeare, please! Tear apart the crappy "Hamet 2000!" or Leonardo DiCaprio's "Romeo+Juliet!" We need more of Shakespeare on the site.

01.23.2012 - 02:35 | Vismutti

Oh. My. God. Oancitizen and Lupa? BEST. CROSSOVER. EVER. 8DDDDDD

I love you guys.

01.23.2012 - 03:25 | MetalMike007

This is absolute majesty. Two of my favorite reviewers watching the absolute perfect film to do a crossover review about, and the bloopers are almost funnier than the review itself. DAYUM KYLE, why can't you stop your giggles!?

By the way, this film may be a travesty in every sense of the word, but just that one "...poo poo fart* *weener" joke in the beginning is one of the funniest things I've seen lately.

01.23.2012 - 03:56 | Diaphanus - Quia Lingua Latina Mihi Placet

"Exeunt!"

Exite?

01.23.2012 - 14:05 | Oancitizen

Exeunt - in Early Modern English theatre, a stage direction commanding players to exit.

01.23.2012 - 04:14 | Mara999

Yay! Two of my favourite reviewers teaming up. I actually laughed so hard at the bloopers I got tears in my eyes xD

01.23.2012 - 04:15 | Phantar

Hamlet the Vampire Slayer??? AWESOME!!

Hey, will any of you do "Jesus Christ - Vampire Hunter" anytime in the future? That's one of my personal favorites in that perticular genre...

http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/ Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunt er

01.23.2012 - 04:38 | Shinigami

WTF was that? It was like they tryed to rip off both Hamlet and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

01.23.2012 - 05:50 | dennett316

Congratulations, you figured out their conceipt when making the film...and it was so well hidden too. Bravo.

01.23.2012 - 04:48 | Hallie Slidepath

This crossover was BRIALLIANT. Seriously. This has to be one of the best crossovers ever. As for the movie itself... wow. I have to watch it x)
Also, I'm definitely gonna re-watch this. Many times. Even the bloopers were awesome.
Hmmmm, yesh, I have to say it one more time. Best. Crossover. Ever.
And yay! Todd cameo ftw :D

01.23.2012 - 05:37 | silja

Lupa - the High Brow Slayer xD O_o... why're you calling him Ralph, Lupa? I feel like I've missed something xD

and JRodHacker - seriously you should be banned!
Oancitizen is a great guy! I hope he won't linger on your comment and instead focus on all of us who love his work!

I loved to see Lupa and Kyle doing a crossover :D

01.23.2012 - 04:55 | Filby

There's a running gag on Phelous's show where Phelous keeps calling him "Ralph Oancitizen".

01.23.2012 - 05:36 | silja

oh thanks for info xD I was completely lost there xD

01.23.2012 - 05:57 | Socky07

I think it's because on IMDB he was credited as Ralph Oancitizen by mistake. So Phelous started calling him it.

01.23.2012 - 04:53 | MrThorbjoern

i love this crossover.

and i cant get this out of my head, but scholars and the incest thing....yeah. thats what you get when you mix psychologie and linguistics. by man who can do one thing but not the other one...
Whys that importannt? Quia ego sic dico.

01.23.2012 - 04:54 | Filby

The only thing that was slain in this movie was the Bard.

01.23.2012 - 05:04 | Lieju

This movie...

I just can't be mad at it, or even annoyed. It looks like it was made with love. And they might have made a very dumb movie, but at least they decided to do so and went all out, which is commendable, I suppose.

01.23.2012 - 05:52 | ArtticWitchica

I have a sneaking suspicion that the only reason they made this movie was because they randomly thought "To slay or not to slay" and had to do it.

Though I did laugh a bit at this >> I especially liked Horatio.

Good jobs guys you make a good duo.

01.23.2012 - 05:59 | Socky07

Great review, you 2 make a good team!
Also the bloopers were fantastic.

01.23.2012 - 06:02 | Yukahana - Nella's double?

Was Nella one of the zombies or was it her doppleganger?

01.23.2012 - 07:08 | leviadragon99

As a fan of Buffy and someone who distantly respects Shakespeare's work despite a lack of familiarity with it, this movie offends and irritates me.

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