Obscurus Lupa Presents: Witchcraft 5 - Dance With the Devil

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  • VincentDawn
    Congratulations movie, you've made boobs boring.

    I hope you're happy.
  • TheBechtloff
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    I don't know about that. They are, after all, still boobs.
  • SpeedyEric
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    About time we added some British class in these Witchcraft sequels, …and it‘s the one were we start going into soft core porn territory.

    6:04- Cynthia Rothrock was better dubbed than this, am I right?

    Lord Hammington sounds like he should be playing the campiest Star Trek from the original series.

    10:16- We had a hypnotist at my senior prom, and if I remember right, I didn’t spout out sound bites of animal noises after he hypnotized me.

    I would also be bored with a sex scene that has little to nothing to do with the plot except to give the male viewers a chance to jerk off.

    I’ve seen better special effects from anyone to everyone on this site.

    16:44- The priest would have had a better reason for his departure if a bunch of CG flies swarming around him told him to get out.

    This movie shows why I don’t have any film in my collection that are, or have some, soft core porn. Even films where they have a woman nude in every couple of scenes (Mystique from the X-Men films doesn‘t count).

    18:44- …Ummmmmmmm?

    Nice crossover, guys. Looking forward to Lupa going solo again, and to show what new spore of madness the last 8 sequels will give us.
    Oh, and nice job on pulling off the American accent in the bloopers, Mike.
  • ladydiskette
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    Why do I look at Lord Hammington and suddenly have this urge to sing the song "Holy Diver" all of a sudden?


    *begins singing to herself*
  • ColeYote
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    Wow, two Mike J videos in one day?
  • Me Wise Magic
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    I thought I was the only one who was thinking of the Dio resemblance from Lord Hammington when watching this review. May he rest in peace and ride on the wings of demons. Just not the same without good ol' Charles Soloman Jr.

    Great team up with Lupa and Mike J. Always a pleasure with their wit & humor.
  • ladydiskette
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    I wonder if Lupa is familiar with his music to see the resemblance with Ronnie James Dio.


    Its a tad uncanny.
    Also, after watching the 1983 music video, I can see it totally fitting with this movie. Except without the "tig ol bitties" everywhere. lol

    :D
  • Cinnamon Scudworth
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    Who's Mike J? That is clearly "a British person."
  • glampire
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    Great video, guys.

    Any chance of Radu reviewing one of the multitude of Witchcraft sequels? That would absolutely slay me.
  • trepiechick
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    Radu should give a summary of the entire series. He'd love all of William's girlfriends.
  • ladydiskette
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    Okay, I don't recall churches using people for "vessels of higher power" at least not the ones I went to. Nor do I recall them ever looking like that. o.O


    Movie, you're wierd!
  • Flaregun  - reply to ladydiskette
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    Well, this does all take place in the future (presumably a year or so after the last movie which Lupa calculated was set in 2016) so maybe that's all part of the reforms that the new Pope Francis is about to institute in the Catholic Church.
  • ladydiskette
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    Oh that is right! I forgot the whole movie's attempt at stating their timelines. XD
  • Sebastian_Havelock
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    Hamington is the voice of the Chaos Sorcerer in the Dawn of War games. That's awesome!
  • Juicewski
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    I wonder, how much more will the continuity of witchcraft films suffer until we get to the last movie.
  • glampire
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    It's funny you should ask that because as I understand, one of the movies doesn't even feature William in it at all.
  • Juicewski
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    I just checked that out and it seems like William ain't going to be in witchcraft 8 and 10. But there will be something better in the tenth film... British bi-sexual vampires!!!! Now, if that isn't honest to original plot, i don't know what is.
  • ladydiskette
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    Yay! MikeJ finally got his boobies! :D


    He is so happies XD
  • melongod
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    How can tits become redundant?
  • dascottjr
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    "How can tits become redundant?"

    For starters, there are usually two of them. That's pretty redundant. It's like, "Oh hey, a boob that looks just like the one right next to it. Good job, copycat. Way to be original!"

    Very enjoyable, by the way. You worked well off each other. The expressions during the long boob scene were priceless. With all these boobs and sorcery, I'm surprised Radu hasn't shown up yet. (I understand, though, he's probably a tough guy for you to contact.) :-P
  • Skyscraper
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    Wow... so many questions here. What is an old man who has acquired a number of magical artefacts, some of them no doubt through guile and trickery, doing taking in two blatantly skeevy persons and just letting them do as they please? Why is the lead character practically a PAWN of a new (albeit entertaining) villain? Why are boobies suddenly boring? I do hope the series has an upswing after this, because if the quality persists WITHOUT someone like Lord Hamington to keep my interest I do not know what I will do with myself.

    Still, cool that Film Brain and Lupa could have a cross-over :D !
  • richtv
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    I totally enjoyed this one, great crossover! Don't listen to the haters they just want attention.
  • atenhoteph  - Electric coconut.
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    Love your reviews Lupa, and always look forward to them. Cheers !
  • Santa Prime
    No if you guys want to see Lupas boobs you are going to have to wait for her 2020 release film "Dance of the Spastasm".
  • HanSK
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    Lord Hamington sounds like Tim Curry
  • Goat Boy
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    I think I'd rather see the psychic chick's boobs.
  • CyborgPrince
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    I guess the director or producers of this movie thought they could make up for the lack of story or acting with tits. Lots and lots of tits.

    For supposedly the "most powerful warlock in the world" this character seems to be getting weaker and weaker with his powers. In this one he seems to just teleport, once. He doesn't even use powers to kill people while under control of Lord Hammington. For a main character, he seems very sidelined. Is this going to be a trend in the coming films?

    Speaking of the villain, his acting is full of enough ham and cheese to cause constipation. Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice a resemblance with Dio.

    Oh yeah, and the special effects are even worse too. I'm sure this was a low budget film, but this was the 90s. Computer graphics were improving. Anyone remember ReBoot?
  • TheBechtloff
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    Mike J and Lupa work well off each other.
  • Dutchtica
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    They do. They seem on the same level of crap they watch. Plus Mike's more deadpan compared to Lupa's silly attitude meshes well.
  • Gagnon
    Agree! I wish he would be there for the rest of the series.
  • CC*  - the ending line
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    Damn mike ! and they say the commenters aren't subtle about their desires lol

    nice outfit and haircut by the way lupa
  • LordNifty
    Just to check, am I the only one who thinks that Lupa is dressed up a lot like Wilma Flintstone?

    7:22 ::insert Lord Soth reference here::
  • grumplebeard
    I had a sword just like that when I was a kid. Mine didnt sparkle though...Thanks Santa.
    Boobs are still cool, but if your going to edit those, please edit the dude ass as well.
    Great review Lupa!
  • trlkly
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    Oh, that's hilarious, as I really do get the two of you mixed up. You sound similar and we almost never see GuruLarry.
  • trlkly
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    Admit it, Lupa. This is much worse than Charmed. They may be boycrazy, but at least they actually stay powerful.
  • Mutt1126
    Lord hammington is over-doing it... LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK!
  • ladydiskette
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    HAHAHA! I am going to have Dio songs all weekend in my head now. This going to be sweet! XD
  • webfox100  - Eyes up here.
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    Your hair is so cute Lupa and I love the top you have on.
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