When you need a movie to watch, all you have to think about are two professions (roles) mashed together. I wonder if every combination has been exhausted yet.
Samurai Cop
Written by Obscurus Lupa Sunday, 25 November 2012 13:35
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Comments (46)
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11.25.2012 - 14:16 | YotaruVegeta
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11.25.2012 - 23:54 | ThatDudeInTheUshanka
Ice Cream Truck Driver Mob Bosss isn't really that hot a property.
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11.26.2012 - 07:49 | Sockpuppet
Pacino is in a development deal for that now.
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11.27.2012 - 20:44 | Ela
"Ice Cream Truck Driver Mob Bosss isn't really that hot a property."
There is a movie from 1984, called "Comfort and Joy", that does kind of have that plot.
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11.26.2012 - 07:51 | SockpuppetBUZZ McCarthy-- VENTRILOQUIST ASTRONAUT! Coming this summer.
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11.26.2012 - 10:38 | RWFzombie-slayer clerk
dentist hitman
pirate guitarist
meth-cook carpenter
sniper tailor
cartoonist admiral
gardener hacker
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uhm... movie-critic fencer?
you come up with more!
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11.25.2012 - 15:34 | The Movie Explorer
The dialogue in this is hilarious. Did 12 year olds write this script? It's like Assy McGee, minus the ass. And funnier (i.e.: funny at all). The Casiotone soundtrack just emphasizes the “made as a junior high project” feel. The actresses in this are clearly only doing this film so they don’t have to do pr0n.
The waiter did a failed audition for the part of Hollywood in Mannequin, didn’t he? The cameo appearance by the dog is probably the high point. Probably as the dog is a better actor than any of the humans in this film.
Funniest comment: “Get it? It’s her butt!” Classic Lupa.
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11.25.2012 - 16:13 | KillerKlown
This movie is awsome. Although there are oo many en in speedos shots.
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11.25.2012 - 17:01 | Cheshire Kitten
This is hilarious. Great video, Lupa - can't wait for the 100th episode next week!
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11.25.2012 - 17:46 | Ektah
By the way, it seems that Matt Hannon used to be Sylvester Stallone's bodyguard.
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11.25.2012 - 18:02 | *sigh*
He's a samurai!
He's a cop!
He's a samurai cop!
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11.25.2012 - 18:02 | archer1949
Oh, my stars and garters.....
That speech at the restaurant......That glorious, GLORIOUS speech. I had to keep rewinding to hear it all because I was laughing so hard.
That was so beautiful. Thank you, Detective Mullet, thank you for that wonderful moment.
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11.25.2012 - 18:03 | KaitlynMutt
Dear Lupa,
I have seen the single worst children's movie in existence. Well... The worst children's film made in the 2010 Christmas season. It's called The Nutcracker: The Untold Story, and it made me cry.
Please look into it.
Love, KC.
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At Robert Z'Dar and magnificent beard. A chin of that magnitude certainly deserves it!
Keep up the good work, Lupa! I love your series.
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11.25.2012 - 19:30 | JoeDawson15Anyone else having trouble loading the vids on this site??
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11.25.2012 - 21:07 | Moomoof
The main dude looked so bored to be there XD omg yes!!
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11.25.2012 - 21:34 | ColeYote
Well, that was sure a movie. What's with the speech in the middle of the film?
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11.25.2012 - 21:37 | glampire
Strangely enough, I watched "Half in the Bag's" review of this movie just a day or so before yours. I've gotta say, while they piqued my interest, you *sold* me on it. I've gotta find this thing and see it for myself :-D
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The movie was really silly. I actually really think you look really beautiful in this episode. The shirt and the hair, absolutely sexy.
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11.25.2012 - 22:54 | Rue_Ryuzaki2
Oh wow this was fun to watch.
But damn thats Bad Dubbing at it's finest. However that is a cool beard.
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11.26.2012 - 00:34 | Axel Osbourne
Hey, if it's Joe Bob Briggs approved, I'm in. (BRING BACK MONSTER-VISION!)
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11.26.2012 - 00:37 | SpeedyEric
I was confused at first if you were gonna review Maniac Cop because of 1: the titles are similar, and 2: it’s on your Top 30 Genre Films That Don’t Suck list. Recently, I seen “Samurai Cop” on a list of So Bad They’re Good movies.
I tried to grow a magnificent beard during my first semester of college, but it became too patchy.
I’ve already said a while ago, but I’ve heard better dubbing in a Cynthia Rothrock movie.
6:59- Anakin Skywalker at the end of Revenge of the Sith bad.
8:22- And like Vampire Cop, this film has turned into a porno, because I fail to see that there are actual nurses in the real world who ask men to f**k them.
15:57- What universe do these women think they live in.
11:22- Vote Samurai Cop, 2016.
12:20- George Takei- “Oh my.”
17:00- They forgot to add the Wilhelm Scream on one of these guys, that way they have all the action movie clichés down in this film.
18:38- If this movie was shown in wide screen, we wouldn’t see him wearing the underwear. See Film Brain’s review of “Dead Men Don’t Die” for more info.
Man, this film is bad in a really funny way. The only thing that would make it better would be if Tommy Wiesau was in it only for his long hair.
Good luck on your 100th episode, Lupa.
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11.26.2012 - 05:24 | 3DMaster
Ah, 90s bikinis; all was right with the world then.
Anyone ever claim the 90s were bad, all I have to do is remind them of the bikinis!
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12.03.2012 - 10:37 | ladydiskette
You mean the man-kinis. XD
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11.26.2012 - 08:11 | Hardin
Oh man it's nice to eat breakfast to this!
16:48 Joe's stuntman loses his wig and Okamura thoughtfully puts it back on for him.
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11.26.2012 - 09:43 | CyborgPrince
Wow the amount of un-acting in this movie takes it to a whole new level. I especially laughed when the main character had long, silky hair, like he just put conditioner in it. I think my mom had a similar hairstyle...in the late 60s. When was this movie made? It can't be any later than the early 90s. The only men who were known for their long hair after that were Billy Ray Cyrus and Fabio.
Also, random patriot moment in the restaurant. I haven't seen something like that in a movie since I watched Blackboard Jungle, and that's because the latter movie was made in the 50s, aka the Red Scare era in the USA (or at least the most well known one of them), otherwise known as the "if ya ain't patriotic, then you's a dirty commie who hates America and freedom" era. Kind of ironic when you think about it. Was that music already in the scene, or did you just add it in to add to the cheesiness?
I doubt there's a single b-movie that exists that doesn't automatically associate East Asians with martial arts.
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11.26.2012 - 12:17 | Sebastian_Havelock
You missed a great chance for a reference when they broke in to the sex scene.
"Reagan: Git your trousers on! You're nicked!"
The first line of dialogue from The Sweeny
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11.26.2012 - 14:13 | Taboggon
Awesome episode, this movie was made to be reviewed by Lupa
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11.26.2012 - 14:26 | HeneFor a movie called Samurai Cop, there's surprisingly little samurai stuff in this. That is none, unless just having couple of katanas used by amateurs counts.
But lol at that speech in the restaurant. I felt like I should salute it's glorious horribleness.
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11.26.2012 - 14:33 | ferricguard
Lupa love the show you always make my day better with your reviews of so horrible it's bad movies keep up the killer work, can't wait for the 100th
peace
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11.26.2012 - 17:47 | Jaso44
Doesn't everyone have a gernade with them when they go out to eat?
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11.26.2012 - 18:32 | Mav
This was absolute gold. One of your best reviews for a while. I almost feel sorry for you that you decided to do this for 99 rather than 100! Looking forward to it, im hoping for a Cynthia Rothrock or one of your other hall of famers.
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11.27.2012 - 02:11 | Mara999
Heh! Nice shout-out to "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace".
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11.27.2012 - 04:27 | Guild Navigator
Robert Z'dar best line is still "I'm gonna tear you a new asshole!" from Tango & Cash.
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11.27.2012 - 06:52 | penguin1314
Lupa has reviewed so many awesome movies, but this was the first one that half way through I thought, "I HAVE to get hold of this thing and watch it NOW."
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