Birdemic

(205 votes, average 4.84 out of 5)
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  • SAB5130  - Thank YOU! ! ! ! ! !
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    Finally! You have helped get the message out. I carry a hanger everywhere I go because there is no telling what global warming will bring.

    Speaking of hangers, never attempt to watch a horror movie called HANGER. Just trust me.


    Keep up the good work and I'll keep watching for floating Eagles.
  • Majin47
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    You realize I'm only going to go right out, find something called Hanger and rent it now don't you?

    How many more have you just damned with your reverse physiology?
  • SAB5130  - Don't say I didn't warn you.
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    If you enjoy movies that try to out do other movies with hardcore graphic images of torture and violence, then by all means run out and rent HANGER. It is another example of low budget filmmakers trying to make a name for themselves with horrific special effects instead of a quality movie. Kind of like people purposely making a really bad movie because The Room ended up having financial success.
  • Majin47
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    Just keep piling those "Must See" manure bricks bub. Just keep piling...
  • SAB5130  - LOL
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    HANGER = GORE/PORN (HEAVY ON THE GORE, MAKING THE OTHER PART REALLY GROSS) I think you are sooooooooooo right. I never should have mentioned it because of the reason you pointed out. LMAO I was just trying to protect young Lupa from seeing it.

    LUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! ! ! DON'T GET CURIOUS ABOUT THIS MOVIE! ! ! ! YOU CAN'T UN-SEE IT AFTER YOU'VE SEEN EVEN THE FIRST TWENTY MINUTES! ! ! ! (Same goes for you Majin47, but you seem to have already started down the path.) LOL
  • Taufiq91
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    Just hanging out,
    hanging out,
    hanging out with the family,
    gonna have ourselves a party!

    Nice review Lupa!
  • ladydiskette
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    I would just crack up laughing when they showed the birds flying into windows and cars they same way some would do in real life.

    "squawk squawk squawk-" *hit a window*
  • jcwainc  - how could u forget the boardmeeting sceen
    http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=ZfsZ8NS03g0& feature=related enough said
  • ladydiskette  - Re: The boardmeeting scene
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    *watches the Youtube video*

    0___0

    shock....words...cannot.. express...stupidity...so unintentionally funny.

    *passes out in shock*
  • ShadowWing Tronix
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    When Captain Planet does a better job with an environmental message than you do...YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
  • ladydiskette
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    I still can't believe how horribly cheap the effects for the birds were. Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" for its limited 1960s budget was more realistic-looking birds than this horrible excuse for a movie!

    lol Linkara....*bops him on the head with a newspaper* No! Bad Linkara! You review crappy comic books!

    Honestly, I just got a headache at how pathetic they tried to cram in a enviromental message at the last minute of this movie as the excuse for birds becoming spiteful bloodthirsty killers. I need some aspirin >___
  • SpeedyEric
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    I know how you feel, ladydiskette. This film is stupider than "The Room" and "Garbage Pail Kids" combined.
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    There needs to be a comic book adaptation of this movie.
  • ladydiskette  - The couple they meet at in the hotel room...
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    Is it just me, or do they vaguely resemble the two friends that they find in the car dead later on in the movie?

    I think the main character's best friends, and the couple they meet in the hotel are the same people. Maybe even used same names perhaps? 0__0
  • Extreme-Madness
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    Perhaps because Hitchcock had used real birds and not some shitty "animation".
  • Flaregun  - reply to ShadowWing Tronix
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    "When Captain Planet does a better job with an environmental message than you do...YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"

    Apparently, we can't just click "thumbs up" or "down" anymore, so, uh..., I approve of the above post.
  • ladydiskette  - no more thumbs up/down thingys
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    Yeah I noticed that...what is the deal?
  • Flaregun  - reply to "- no more thumbs up/down thingys"
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    "Yeah I noticed that...what is the deal?"

    My guess? It's an attempt to stop an infestation of really, really lazy trolls.
  • DarkBee
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    There was an article a couple of days ago, adressing the thumb up-thumbs down system and how everyone was supposed to give nothing but praise to every reviewer here. The first comment was from Welshy, saying the article would be deleted within an hour (guess he didn't: http:// thatguywiththeglasses.com /blogs/latest/entry/let- us-never-speak-out- against-our-great-tgwtg- masters), and after that, the thumbs disappeared.
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    I can see why they'd get rid of the Thumbs Down button - some people used it in a very immature fashion - but I think they should have kept the Thumbs Up button.

    The lazy trolls: they're on Blistered Thumbs too. Some of the threads I've seen, people are just randomly thumbing down comments for no apparent reason. It sort of makes the whole Thumbs-Up/Thumbs-Down system entirely pointless.
  • LikaLaruku
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    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all comments are created equal, that they are endowed by their Poster with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are not getting thumbed down for disagreeing with the masses.
  • ladydiskette  - lazy trolls
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    lol I am sorry but I am just getting this mental image of Douchy McNitpick slouching in front of the computer going: "Ehn, I am too tired and lazy to make up a cruel, emotionally unstable remark to anyone that would get them pissed off I am just going to spam the thumb down button...*clicks the mouse* enugh enugh eungh...oh this is so strenous..enough nugh..*click click* yeah take that!"
  • TheTannedOtaku
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    Pft, this makes Captain Planet seem subtle
  • mrrubino
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    If he's really trying to play Uwe Boll's "I'm such a genius!" shtick, he can get exactly as much of my money as Boll does. Too much self-awareness bugs me. It's why Mega Python was my least favorite SyFy offering.
  • ThatPersonintheSweater
    Calling something your least favorite SyFy movie is like calling something you least favorite hernia
  • XelaisPWN
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    He's been mauled my birds...now we'll never see Todd's face...

    Curse you, global warming. Curse you.

    ..also, that movie is getting a sequel this year.

    http://imdb.to/g5pxrP
  • ladydiskette  - *A Moment of Silence for Todd*
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    He died in the line of duty......to save the woman he loved :(

    *cue the sounds of Taps*
  • Dark Pascual
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    Never since Steven Seagal's "On Deadly Ground" a movie had been so honest and deeply committed with the enviromental message.

    Well, the effects are shockingly bad, the acting is terrifyingly awful and there where birds... so I guess the title is accurate...

    Love when several reviewers talk about the same movie. Everyones does a different approach of it.
  • FieldMarshalPatton^3
    its official global warming has no credibility to it now, SUCK IT AL GORE HAHAHAHAHAHAH *takes offf over a hill in a Hummer* i'm off to eat all the red meat i want and burn my oil while you all freeze in your environmentally friendly houses. dhahahahaa
  • ladydiskette
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    I am seriously, contemplating...that this movie was the inspiration for the game "Angry Birds". I really really do.
  • Mr.Anderssson
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    I'd like to imagine that these guys are so inept, they keep getting arrested for having fake guns out on the highway without telling authorities.
  • SpeedyEric
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    I said this to Phelous's review on this movie, and I'll say it here: "Birdemic" is a feature length instructional video on how NOT to make a movie. Yes, it's a funny mess, but I can stand how stupid it is.

    2:02- THIS SUMMER, WOODEN ROD IS THE TERMINATOR.

    3:33- $4.59 on gas? Just pray we don't go to that level again.

    12:57- That is one of the most funniest things I ever heard you say, Lupa. I think tomorrow I'll go out and kill the bird flu.

    Looking forward for more Cynthia Rothrock. B)
  • TheBlackMage
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    Come on! Let Linkara review Birdemic.
  • SpeedyEric
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    Don't worry, dude. He might review the comic based on the movie. ...Wait.
  • avencree
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    Good God. I wonder if the actors in this things thought "This is the high point of my career. In fact, after this, my career might as well be a forty ton weight in the ocean. An ocean of mediocrity and horrid romance thrillers."
  • e33laf
    I never thought that there would be a movie that would make "The Room" look like "The Godfather" by comparasion but, here we have it.
  • TheYetti
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    Thank god I needed a movie to add to my "Batshit Crazy Movie" Rotation, this will be joining the ranks of Pocket Ninjas and The Room at my next party!
  • TheYetti
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    P.S. I LOVE THE WOMBATS!!

    Thank you for making them the opener :D
  • jawmuncher  - Oh My God
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    The "Hanging Out With The Family" song played during the romance scene was hilarious.

    I was drinking juice and ended up spitting it back into the cup I couldn't hold myself from laughter when I saw that.

    Good Stuff Good Stuff indeed

    This is why I like to see reviews done by multiple reviewers, they all bring something new to the table
  • Vonny  - THIS SONG
    I love "Let's Dance to Joy Division" sooo much.


    And great review, as usual. And now I only love them more eue
  • Deimos1984rd
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    LOL the animated Gif birds crack me up.
  • dascottjr
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    The awesome Act Three of a "Birdemic" review trilogy, whether you count Phelous as Parts 1 & 2, or if you count Rifftrax as Part 1, and Phelous as one big Part 2. (Bonus LOL points to Sad Panda's, of course.) Worth watching.
  • pharmmajor
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    Why were they using coat hangers on the eagles? Were they trying to give the birds abortions?

    ... that is the worst joke I have ever made and I apologize profusely for it.
  • Metalobo
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    I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life.
  • Midori
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    =O

    he Wombats opening.

    Lupa is my hero!
  • EpicFish
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    Awww...poor Todd. The things he does for Lupa. Loved seeing Welshy and Brad. Especially the end captions for everyone (Welshy - He's Irish or something. Should be a new catch phrase). Great video as always Lupa!
  • CBB
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    What I find most hilarious is that Amazon wants $7 for "The Room" and $17(!) for "Birdemic." This is why we're in a recession.
  • shadowhunter483
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    Every time I watch one of your reviews, I think, there's no way you could find something worse. I'm glad I'm wrong, it means I have more entertainment.
  • Alar
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    This was absolutely hilarious. I... I don't think I've laughed this while in a long time, Lupa. Thank you.
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    Oh, great. David Hasselhoff in drag. That's something I didn't really want to see.
  • ShMike
    not enough wiseauness. also every time i saw those birds i reached for my nes zapper.
  • VeluCherry
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    Man, an Inconvenient Truth was a really good movie... I need to find a hanger!

    Loved the cameos in this one :)
    Thanks Lupa, this made my day.
  • Shadowflame66
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    I'm so glad you did this one!

    When I saw Phelous' review of it, I actually went "man, Obscurus Lupa should totally do this movie."

    Still, I hope worse things remain out there. The worse they are, the better you seem to get.
  • LaCapitana
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    Oh my god. I am going to make a B movie where a group of ex-mercenaries go out and KILL GLOBAL WARMING.

    LUPA, YOU HAVE TO CASH ON IN THE IDEA.
  • WRONGonRED
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    just wait until the sequel comes out in 3d!
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