Blood Red Moon: The Twilight parody that fails to realize that it is a parody :D
Blood Red Moon
Written by Obscurus Lupa Monday, 20 December 2010 00:46
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12.20.2010 - 01:53 | pap64
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12.20.2010 - 02:14 | axlryder
isn't Twilight already for dummies? This would be more like, "Twilight for mentally impaired squirrels" or something.
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12.20.2010 - 22:29 | brick mooncode
Twilight for Dummies With Low Standards
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12.20.2010 - 02:16 | MrTambourineIs it as good as Taintlight?
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congratz, you are very funny!!!, thanks for the good review. Greetings from Mexico, and a little town called Oaxaca.
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12.21.2010 - 00:41 | Cinnamon Scudworth
Huh. So Peggy Hill DIDN'T make that town up.
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12.21.2010 - 23:36 | Shadowdancer21b
Nacho Libre takes place in Oaxaca.
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12.20.2010 - 02:40 | SpeedyEric
0:49- (I scream in bloody murder at what I just heard.)
1:11- (I'm now relieved.)
Looks like the DVD cover for "Dark Red Moon" has taken the same route as "Zombie Nation," "13 Seconds," and "Vampire Assassin."
1:47- Because poor spelling is CLUU.
3:59- I'm softly patting you on the shoulder in spirit, Lupa. There there.
As a Star Wars fan, I love the Salacious Crumb cameo.
17:15- Dracula shape-shifted in "Blade: Trinity." Just sayin'. =)
Have a great time at Magfest, Lupa.
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12.20.2010 - 02:41 | Deimos1984rd
Oh god the acting...make them go away, since when does a heart look like a balloon?
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12.20.2010 - 02:45 | Perzyn
Wow. Just wow. When Distressed Watcher dd Let's Watch Twillight I just saw a boring movie... Blood Red Moon is something else... It reminds me of Vampire Assasin. It's just that abominable.
Victor - if Edward is a very... unortodhox vampire and he gets quite a lot of disdain, Victor it to Edward what Edward is to Dracula. If the movie had at least a bit of respect for vampire mythos that around ~6:40 he'd just snap the neck of that jock. Or at the very leas puch him unconscious. And the shot of feeding... His fangs are so obviously plastic. I'd like to see Alucard do to Victor what he did to Luke Valentine (yes, I'm anime fan and I like Hellsing, so sue me :P).
~8:55 - Famous technique of 4th Wall Fu - stepping out of the frame!
~13:10 - Really movie? Really? Vampirism spreading via STD?! Words fail me.
~15:55 - I never thought I'll say this but... The scene of punching the hole in guy's chest was lame...
~17:28 - Sooo, it's just now that Bella... I mean Megan learned about vampire who screws the rules, despite Victor explaining it in the meadow scene? Continuity much? And for mega-vampire bit? I'd see this one - Mega Vampire vs. Giant Werewolf. They can even add a scene with vampire attacking airliner!
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12.21.2010 - 20:35 | mrrubino
If you notice, Megalla was paying absolutely no attention when he explained that some vampires were screwing the rules the first time. She wuz liek "Wanna come over 4 dinnr? *_*"
Also: 20:07: Obscurus Felis is riveted.
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12.20.2010 - 02:56 | H2O
So that's where LMG was...
I'm actually not surprised you like Twilight at all. It's actually not the worst thing I've heard you're a fan of. Sadly I can't appreciate bad movies like you can.
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12.20.2010 - 02:50 | Hayamo
I'll admit, the Supernatural clip threw me off
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12.20.2010 - 02:55 | LordNiftySeeing how Twilight is a bad knockoff of Buffy, this should be interesting. Do any of the vampires here use "Angel's Guide For Picking Up Underage High School Girls"?
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12.20.2010 - 03:00 | PeteGeek
An hour long and shot in one day at a guess. Oh, let's not forget the 2 days for those special FX :P
Have fun at MAGFest!
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12.20.2010 - 03:02 | The_Awesometeer
Hey Obscurus Lupa, you wanna come over for dinner?
PS Love the Reel Big Fish song
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12.20.2010 - 03:21 | drahcirsixela
Du beau travail que cette vidéo. Vous avez du talent madame Lupa.
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12.20.2010 - 03:25 | TBTabbyThat is the second worst attempt to disguise a day scene as a night scene I've ever witnessed. The first, of course, was Attack of the the Eye Creatures, which didn't even tint the screen. Say it with me now..."THEY JUST DIDN'T CARE!"
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12.20.2010 - 03:26 | Reetin
Love Reel Big Fish!
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12.20.2010 - 03:30 | whatever42
I was already not fond of Twilight, but this is on about the same level as The Room in terms of ineptitude. It can be funny in that same way, but it's still a terrible, terrible movie.
Still, you made it very funny Lupa, as you always do. I especially liked your description of the villain's eyes turning into a lens flare effect. I'm not sure why, but that especially made me laugh. Great job overall Lupa.
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12.21.2010 - 20:13 | mrrubinoAnd the main characters sound more Canadian than anyone in Teen Sorcery. That farmer especially.
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01.12.2011 - 14:50 | e33lafThe farmer and the mother sound like extras from Trailer Park Boys, leading to believe this was filmed in Nova Scotia.
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12.20.2010 - 03:31 | Tanukitsune
Wow, that was so delightfully dreadful!
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12.20.2010 - 03:33 | Cloudcutter
Dear God, a movie that is worst than Twilight? tell me its not true! btw Perfect Jenny. total Beyotch
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12.20.2010 - 03:50 | Shinigami
I can't believe that this was released in DVD. Seriously what kind idiot would allow movie as bad as this getting release.
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12.20.2010 - 04:23 | LardoSpeaking of Little Miss Gamer: Lupa, has anyone told you you look a lot like redhead Gwyneth Paltrow? :)
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I feel like I should apologize for this on behalf of Canada.
It's people like this that make the rest of us look bad.
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12.20.2010 - 04:36 | abye- Salacious Crumb is great
- Clip from Supernatural Twilight-Mocking episode was fitting, could have been even a little more
- Red Blood Moon is shit
- At least the female protagonist doesn't permanently look like she desperately needs take a dump like in Twilight
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12.20.2010 - 04:50 | quizzabella
You'd think after all those years of being a vampire Victor would have managed to aquire a wardrome of more than one t-shirt and a pair of jeans... What does he wear when it's laundry day?
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12.20.2010 - 22:34 | brick mooncodeRemember he was turned in the 70s. Frankly I'm glad he doesn't have a mustache.
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12.20.2010 - 07:10 | jalford
Better than Rosario Vampire!
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12.20.2010 - 07:58 | glitch404I was so happy to hear that someone else out there realizes that Twilight is hilariously overacted, goofy and al together a teriffically bad movie series. so many people gripe about it, but if you sit down and watch the movies they are hilarious. thanks for educating the internet masses, Lupa all.....12 of us
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12.20.2010 - 08:05 | Fishtank
LOL good review
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12.20.2010 - 08:30 | DVAcme
Nothing says holiday cheer like another review from Lupa :)
BTW, I confess, Lupa, you're my nerd crush. Let other nerds fawn after Ellen Page or Felicia Day, I will rather pray at my little altar dedicated to you ;)
Okay, that was kinda creepy, sorry.
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12.20.2010 - 08:35 | teh_radziu
God their clothes must reek after this movie. Another perfect and funny review. I loved it.
PS. I love you.
PS2. I'm Polish, yep.
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12.20.2010 - 09:00 | The Maskeraider
You know for a movie about vampires, there were hardly any there at all (though the same could be said about Twilight)
You find it odd that a vampire can shapeshift? In popular culture, vampires can shapeshift into bats.
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