Cynthia Rothrockathon #3: China O'Brien
Written by Obscurus Lupa Monday, 15 November 2010 21:36
Comments (41)
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11.15.2010 - 22:50 | ChaosBladewing
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11.15.2010 - 23:51 | SpeedyEric
Yeah, baby. More Cynthia Rothrock.
1:50- I just hope China's father isn't racist in any way.
I hate rednecks, even the zombie kind.
5:08- STRIKE!
7:10- I agree. What's with these slo-mo scenes in these films.
I guest the good guys in this film don't get hit in the fight scenes because the director thought he was playing a video game and entered the invincibility code.
11:59- Oh, so THAT'S how the Republicans won the Mid-Term elections.
12:59- I love this shot, too. She can give Darth Maul and Gambit a run for their money.
Great review as always, Lupa.
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11.16.2010 - 01:14 | H2O
Best. Title Card. Ever.
So is the Indian guy North Dakota Or South? I thought his name was gonna be Night Wolf or Thunder Hawk or something.
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11.16.2010 - 17:48 | TyphonMetalNerd
Funny that you mention Nightwolf. Stumpy was played by the guy who play Sub-Zero in MK: Annihilation... eerie, right?
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11.16.2010 - 01:11 | ohmRICE
They call her China because no one seems to remember what her real name is, of course.
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11.16.2010 - 01:13 | Tsubasagawow that one is one of that movies so bad it's excellent good review lupa.
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11.16.2010 - 01:18 | shinakuma21
China O'Brien i thought it was a movie about China and Conan O'Brien .... and i was right!
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11.16.2010 - 02:24 | NoN
Gotta catch em all, motherfuckers lol
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11.16.2010 - 02:26 | Deimos1984rd
Why would someone name themselves Termite?
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11.16.2010 - 23:14 | WackyDoodleGal
Maybe he likes to eat wood?
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11.16.2010 - 02:42 | Taufiq91
Okay, this movie really justifies China O'Brien's relationship to Julette Daniel (aka Lisa) from the Room.
Seriously, they might be mother-daughter or sisters for all i know!
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART CYNTHIA!
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11.16.2010 - 03:28 | Virgil_theBadassPoet
Asia and Ireland together? Dr.McNinja approves!
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11.16.2010 - 04:53 | SolidGoldCEO
Does this movie credit the 1973 Walking Tall as an inspiration?
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11.16.2010 - 06:35 | Reichsjägermeister
Relying on stereotypes is kind of stupid. Who are the german guys anyway?
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11.16.2010 - 07:51 | Evil Betty
Yay, cameo from Bargain Bin Horror!!! Best part of the whole review. (Their reviews was actually the first place I heard about Obscurus Lupa.)
When are they returning to the limelight anyway?
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11.16.2010 - 15:07 | Obscurus Lupa
Sometime soon, last I heard they were going to do a new vid this month.
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11.16.2010 - 07:52 | DirtyHippie
Wouldn't the senior deputy be appointed sheriff until the next election?
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11.16.2010 - 08:55 | Shinigami
Are you really trying to bring logic into this?
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11.16.2010 - 11:20 | Angelic Plague
Bumbling Lumber Workers Bumbling Lumber Workers Bumbling Lumber Workers Bumbling Lumber Workers Bumbling Lumber Workers... Wow, that IS hard!
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you can't have black blet in wu shu wu shu first of all isnt japanese so no japanese ranking system and wu shu is a word that describes all fighting system at once its like "arts of fighting" as a term
and Kung fu you can't have one too because its not japanese (maybe its nitpicking but it sounds kida odd to me)
however she has some nice moves but most of them look too artistic too be actual "real" martial arts more like show stuff
tang soo do is also an art that is a rip off of kick moves from chinese stlyes combined with gymnastics and tricking
so hmmm
anyways nice review i love when martial artists think they are good actors just because they can fight ^^
they should watch jackie chan and jet li if they wanna see how you are a good actor and a superb martial artist
don't trust me with jet li ?
watch the parts in "Unleashed" in which he doesnt fight and youll see ^^
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11.16.2010 - 12:08 | mideon"Das kotzt mich voll an, so eine Scheisse".^^
Who are the German Guys?
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11.16.2010 - 13:23 | StfN
These are the German guys. They got some really entertaining stuff.
http:// bargainbinhorror.blip.tv/
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11.16.2010 - 12:55 | Chino
Des kotzt mich grade echt an! Soeine Scheiße! :D
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11.16.2010 - 15:45 | TheGunboat
Gee I wonder who will win! Will it be the skilled martial artist who could kill a man with her bare hands, or the overweight minimum-wage construction worker with a bad back?
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Oh youse can't end it until youse do china Obrien 2. That one has some silly ass moments PLUS BILLY FUCKIN BLANKS!!!
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11.16.2010 - 16:51 | Dr Forrester
Man Lupa, your reviews are fuckin awesome. You're definitely in my top 3 faves on the whole site. And you're ending with a shameful sequel? Rothrock on!
- "May cause dislocation of the shoulder"
- "Who are you talking tooo..."
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11.16.2010 - 16:46 | call_me_tobi
1. i practise chinese martial arts so i can vouch for there awesomeness
2. im a guy so the basic catfight pleases me
3. what impractical techniques hardly any strikes actually the movements are ok actually mmm mmm
AND FINALLY have u seen the average bollywood fight seen ull be prayin to god for ur sanity if u do..... heres a link http://www.youtube.com/ watch? v=7wjQJ8eqEaw&feature=rel ated and thats supposed to be taken seriously yeh try reviewin that
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11.16.2010 - 18:43 | ZoeyL4D
Lupa in pigtails...
I also think that the main reason they added the slow-mo just after O'Brien's father dies is to show off the fact that their lead actress doesn't believe in properly supporting her lung-growths.
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11.16.2010 - 18:47 | aunt_zeldaGreat review! Can't wait for the next one!
"Did that guy just try to use a guitar as a weapon?"
I can't believe that you didn't put in a clip of the Brawl and Kyle Justin's Guitar in after that bit.
"Gotta catch 'em all, motherf*cker."
*sporfles*
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11.16.2010 - 21:52 | White_ClothI gotta ask: what made the Native stereotype character a stereotype? It wasn't made very clear to me. Is it the mysteriousness (in that he was watching Cynthia for a while before he joined her)?
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11.16.2010 - 21:59 | Yggdrasil
That cynthia rothrocked my world. :D
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11.17.2010 - 00:23 | mo_stylez09Wow. That whole plot was almost exactly like The Rock's "Walking Tall" movie! Is this what it was based off of, or something else?!
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11.17.2010 - 00:53 | TheBlackMage
My glasses must have had a smudge on them. I could have sworn the movie title was Chief O'Brian. I can't tell you how much I would have loved to have seen a Star Trek spin-off about the other Scottish/Irish/Whatever engineer.
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11.19.2010 - 21:35 | Shadowdancer21b
Ice H! YES! I love those guys! Also, THANK YOU THANK YOU for doing Lady Dragon 2!
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01.02.2011 - 12:34 | KingOfDoma
I liked this movie better when it was called Walking Tall.
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Edit: I have to admit, these establishing fights are awesome in a certain way.