The Dork Ages: My 8th Grade History Project

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  • tehrin
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    She looks like she's in 9th grade. o_O
  • Chino
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    Exactly!

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  • Xav_kitsune
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    she looks like a younger version of my older sister.
  • WilliamMunnyOutlaw
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    im in 8th grade, sorry that comment probably sounded really creepy
  • Moon Spirit
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    Man, though you were young, your voice definitely only changed by going deeper. But a nice way of doing your middle school project. Don't remember the last time my years was any different, other than the bullying.
  • katrimeria
    Such a random video to upload lol. I couldn't tell it was you by just looking, but you sound the same
  • founten
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    Oh wow, dude, you sound exactly the same. But yeah this was super adorable. I always made videos for my school projects too.
  • nikoharr  - Pure nostalgia...
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    I remember making movies like this back in school... thanks for cropping up those unwanted memories. Still, 5/5!
  • mariomarc
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    wow, there is barely any difference in your voice
    it's really weird
  • doommagic
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    So adorable~ It's always fun when we see the critics when they're younger and less refined like this~
  • doommagic
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    Also, since you wished for it, Kyle, no, Roosevelt was not truly responsible for the United Nations. Did he help in making it happen, yes, but he was far from alone. UN didn't even come into official status until after Roosevelt was dead.
  • Konaloli  - Your Voice
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    After seeing this and the Nostalgia Chick's old project, I have to wonder if Brad Jones has any stored away. What would he have sounded like as a kid?
  • saxonjf  - Pop Up Newsreels
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    You should have added the VH1 "pop-up video" theme to begin with. I'm so stupid, I have a hard time following both the spoken interview and the pop-ups together.
  • vamast
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    wooooooooooooooooooo
  • tehrin
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    Awwwww Your mom did do a good job on the hair.

    I am so glad I don't know the whereabouts of my old video projects.
  • kbea
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    This is adorable, I love it!
  • Devochka
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    You are absolutely adorable.
  • Relaxo
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    Younger you kinda reminds me of Martin in Super 8...though obviously with less puking. :p
  • Dark Paladin
    Heh. Never got over your habit of looking at the script while on camera, did you?
  • mrrubino
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    "Fidgetfigdget. Fidgetfidgetfidget. Fidget."
    --Signed: Tiny Oancitizen's Body Language.
  • SPAMLiberationArmy
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    Oh my god. You and tiny you sound exactly alike and it is ADORABLE!
  • RichardA
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    I can't believe that girl turned down her shot at internet fame. Probably for the best, I would have stalked the shit outta her.
  • Arigomi
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    I would've fallen asleep halfway through this if I was forced to pay attention to the content. Using white text for the credits on black and white pictures only highlighted the dry tone of the video.
  • neytari
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    ...Dammit, little you is adorable and I want to hug him.
  • Dacquois
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    Okay, that was so creepy. The hair, the clothes, the music... it's all the same! D8 It's like you took a swig out of the Fountain of Youth... Aaand somehow forgot how to edit videos. xD But yes, I concur with the others: this is so adorable I don't even.
  • thecomment
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    FFFF= How are you allowed to be this cute? *snuggle*
  • FullofQuestions
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    Better than anything I did in 8th grade, and wow, your captions were funny.
  • Snukastyle
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    Second takes and editing are for the weak? I never thought you'd be taking lessons from Ed Wood. :)
  • Larie
    You look really cute. ;)
  • BigBlackHatMan
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    This was neat project for a junior high kid. I will say since it was put in that the U.N. was a pretty universally held idea after the failure of the League of Nations. Most people believed that Wilson was right and the U.N. would prevent disaster in the future. It could also be said that the FDR would have not even acknowledged the reporter's question if she asked about his wheel chair. His want to keep it quiet and threat at cutting off access were what made it taboo.
  • wolfdreamer1978  - television
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    Televisions were around in 1945. The first television station was created in 1928. The reason people didn't use or buy TV's or they became popular until the 1950's was because of the Great Depression.

    I don't know what your teacher gave you, but as a middle school teacher myself, I would have given you an A.
  • loontje
    Thanks for sharing this. That was very informative and entertaining.
  • sn0wsh00s
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    Wow, your voice hasn't changed much since 13.
  • Marconius
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    This is so awesome... you sound totally different, but sometimes, the exact same voice you use today crops up!
  • DragonDandelion
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    Awww... tiny Oancitizen! That's so adorable!

    ...

    Though yeah, I am starting to wonder if you ever wear jeans and a T-shirt, or even slacks and a sweater. Huh.
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