...just... wow :|

At least once a year someone mistakes The Onion for real news. It's almost as bad as FOX (arguably a tabloid) quoting The Sun (a British tabloid that completely makes shit up) like a legitimate news source.

Your hair look nice Tera.

Lika they are owned by the same old Right Wing Australian.

lol, you know, what Tara said about Politian having tweet and facebook accounts is so true, just like tweeens and teenagers, thier PR firms has to educate them on being careful about what they post because being politions it will come back to bite them in the butt just as bad as it would be for a teenager to say something or link something up on Facebook.


The problem today is many of these old-school politians ages 70-80 in a attempt to stay in touch with younger voters try to get on these social networking sites and don't understand the basic work arounds of what to do and what not to do. And then that happens.

On another note....

11:17 - OMG that looks like Jeff Goldblum on crack! o.o

Is it wrong that I kinda liked Assy Mcgee? I mean sure it was tasteless, but the parody of a rouge cop was actually pretty funny to me if you you got past the whole "talking ass" thing...

That last story, especially coming from small town Kansas, has "Meth Addiction" written all over it.

Pants on head robber: bank robbing, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

Peanutbutter Chocolate guy: I got nothing to say, but, hey! at least he's sorry.

and wow! Adult Swim will show anything nowadays, aren't they?! REALLY? a cop show about a talking ass?! *Facepalm*

Edit: oh, and I know this is a bit late, but happy birthday, Tara. ^^

What fresh crazy shit is going on today?!

I'VE WANTED THAT PIC SINCE I SAW THE EPISODE!!! BEST NASH STILL... EVER!

Oh, and Happy birthday Tara! I would TOTALLY watch your show on USA!

Awesome show as Always Nash!

The one with Felix the Stalker, kidnapping the doctor sounds like something from a really bad romantic movie written by a socially-maladjusted retard.


I mean seriously
Of course this means I am going to be having the theme song to Felix the Cat in my head all day now.

The last one appeared to have a typo. I believe it took place in Kentucky, (not Kansas) specifically Fleming-Neon in Letcher County, Kentucky.. I used to have to drive by there on my way to and from school!

BTW, I loved "The Chase"... Oh, Kristy Swanson... very niiiice... EVEN THOUGH YOUR VOICE CUTS INTO ME LIKE NAILS!!!!! (I have used that line with annoying people)

Letcher County? My mind immediately jumps to Diamanda.

Chasers was the one with the Naval officers escorting Erika Eleniak to prison. Easy enough mistake for people to make.

I missed this when it was live because I was just exhausted, wish I hadn't now.

To be fair to the chocolate and peanut butter guy (funny, I actually have something called chocolate peanut butter sitting in my cupboard), Niquil makes me so dopey that that'd be something I'd do.

And what's even more sad about the John Fleming story is that if you surf the web a little, he's not the only one who took that story seriously. To be fair to him, it took me about twenty minutes to realize that the Landover Baptist Church wasn't real.

It's funny Tara should say that about Politicians and social media. Recently there was an interview with Ron Paul about an offence tweet he sent Santorum. She asked him about it and he turned round and said "could you explain that in English? What is this Twitter thing?"

About the name "Kraushaar". It's not "Krau-shaar", it's "Kraus-haar"; it's German for "curly-hair"/"nappy- hair".

On days when I feel like leading police on a high-speed chase, I just play a game of Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit.

Louisiana has some of the dumbest politicians and thats one of the worst things about my state. If we could somehow get rid of them all and put in smart ones we'd be a whole lot better off and a lot smarter.
Also were can I get that picture?

"NyQuil: The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, woke-up-naked-covered-in- peanut-butter-and- chocolate medicine"

I'll be laughing at that line all day!

Black Flag reference! Hell yea!

I live in DC, The Onion is STILL a print paper, they have free boxes with it at every Metro station entrance right alongside Politico and all those other newspaper boxes.

heh, I use to work for a food lion when they had a lawsuit for bleaching there chicken years ago. I once ask are meat cuter about that said it was an old trick that many store use to do. It was to kill the bacteria on the chicken to give it a longer shelf date but this guy who knows.

"Scrotal chocolate." Brilliant! XD

Those words are on par with the words "fecal fuck matter", which I read last night in a Gawker.com article on Santorum, lol! Phrases like these are gems! :D

lol nice show and also happy birthday Terra

Am I an idiot for not knowing what the Onion is? Because I've never heard of it until now.

I swear to god we're being governed by a bunch of monkeys -.- and happy birthday Tara :3

Awesome episode, also happy birthday Tara.

Loki: I have an army!
Stark: We've got a NASH!!!
Loki: I have Scrotal chocolate!!!!!
Stark: ...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?

Just so you know The Onion still IS a print paper, it's printed and passed out weekly in a big section of Wisconsin. I, for one, pick up a copy every week from my college to read while I am waiting for my teacher to show up 10 minutes late like they always do!

Its sounds to me like the man with shorts on his head was dared or drunk or something.

Technically, the guy with the boxers on his head didn't even commit a bank robbery. He didn't actually rob the bank! He didn't have a weapon. He didn't try to conceal his identity. He didn't threaten anyone. There was no panic, no-one was hurt. Even his badly phrased note didn't contain a threat. It was basically just "Gimme money pleeeze?" and when the bank teller said "Nope.", his reaction was, "Oh. Um. Well, I'll be going then."

Does that even count as "attempted robbery"? Isn't that just a misdemeanor?

It's just puzzling he tried it again on consecutive days? I feel the guy might be mentally retarded or crazy, and read about the first robbery and felt "Hey, the bank is passing out money, I'll try that too!" If he was on drugs, that would only explain the first time, but unless he takes the same drugs again and again, why would he do the same dumb thing the next day? Did he maybe forget he already went to the bank yesterday? No, I guess not, because the article says the guy told the teller "I was already here on Tuesday and wanted to do the same thing today."

I have a question, what with being German, I'm perhaps not up on all the insanities of US-American law (although I know about the Three Strikes Law):
Why do Tara and Nash automatically assume that all these guys went to JAIL or even PRISON for minor offenses, or are now registered offenders?

Take the example of the guy who led the car chase with the police. He was sober, etc., and according to the article (quote) "Hughes was arrested without further incident and faces a misdemeanor charge of reckless driving while eluding police."

Okay, so we have reckless driving and "eluding police". It even says "misdemeanor", not "crime"! Why was this guy even taken to JAIL??? The article says, "Hughes bonded out of jail later that morning." WTFIWWY America? Is the "eluding police" considered worse than reckless driving (and no-one was actually hurt during that). (As a note, evading arrest or breaking out of jail isn't even considered a punishable offense in Germany, but I know that in the USA running away from police or peacefully resisting arrest apparently makes you a criminal.)

Then we have the guy who exposed himself. Again, that is merely public indecency. The article says he was fined. Okay. Why do Nash and Tara assume the guy is now on a "registered sex offenders list"?? That list is for, you know, ACTUAL SEX OFFENDERS. The man didn't sexually assault anyone. He merely waved his dick around in front of a grown woman. It's naughty, but it's not a crime. It's a misdemeanor. Good god, is America really that prudish?

Really, I love WTFIWWY, it's hilarious, but sometimes I wish Nash would select more stories about actually baffling or crazy incidents instead of merely "OMG nekkid!", because I find those stories boring. If running around without trousers alone is considered enough to make you a candidate for this show, that's setting the bar too low, I feel.

If you wanna see topless women or naked people in public, come to Germany, go to Munich in summer, go to English Gardens there. Or to a nude beach up on the coast. There are far fewer of those around than in the 1970s, but mostly, probably, because people are more worried about getting skin cancer from reckless sunbathing than in the 1970s. The last time nudists got into the news here in Germany was a few years ago when a town banned nudist hikers from wandering around stark naked (except for shoes) on a hiking trail in the nearby woods because non-nudist people were also taking strolls in the woods, and not every nudist is a bronzed Adonis, just saying. If you're taking a family picknick, you don't want to see naked people jogging past putting you off your appetite.

Stop with the "LIVE" episodes, already! I love this series when it's actually WRITTEN and PRODUCED, but these live things are JUST not very good. In addition to just seeming lazy, they are not anywhere near as funny, which is ultimately what matters.

If the hero is supposed to get laid after saving some chick, why hasn't Mario gotten any yet?

AWWWW! I was eating Reese's when the chocolate and PB guy came up! Valentine's Day is RUINED!

"Don't put bleach on your chicken", sounds like a weird metaphor.