All Creatures Great and Dumb

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Comments (62)
  • kiwifruit
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    how did we become the dominant species again?
  • der_ketzer
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    We learned how to kill stuff with fire.
  • whatever42
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    And now I'm thinking of DBZ Abridged. Ahhh, gotta love it.

    Seriously though, I'm not too surprised by the majority of these stories. I've seen far, far, FAR too many instances of stupidity to think that someone, somewhere wouldn't do these sorts of things. Of course, I still commend you Nash, for looking through these awful things and actually coming up with intelligent and funny things to say about them.

    Always good to see another of your videos on the site.
  • Dracowrath  - what the...
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    How did you get DBZ abridged out of this...?
  • Dude
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    Actually, we aint the dominant species. The dominant species is insects conisdering they are much more important and effect the eco-system in more ways then we do.
  • Divide By Zero
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    Depends rather on your definition of dominant. They definitely dominate the numbers side of things, but when it comes to.. erm, domination, I think nine times out of ten we'd come out on top.
  • saint23thomas
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    I don't think "insect" is a species.
  • Divide By Zero
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    True, they're technically a class of arthropod. They still outnumber us by a fair margin though =D
  • ThatGuyWithTheBlackEye  - kiwifruit
    because chuck norris wills it... cmon you knew someone was gonna go there
  • redjirachi
    After learning that a man fucked a dead squid,I don't think we are or ever were the dominant species.We just assumed that.

    Also,it isn't like humans are the only animals guilty of interspecies hanky-panky.Dolphins have been reported to have raped people.I am not making this up
  • Anthony R
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    And eat things slower than us. Or faster. Just eating things.
  • kurokotetsu
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    I knew what was coming and still LOLed. It hurts, but damn that was funny.

    Also, nice to see Perry asking relevant questions. (You are as sad as I am if you catch this reference).
  • nitemaric
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    my name is lamp
  • squigscarmichael
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    Platypus: WHAT AM I?!?!

    Best conglomeration of parts ever!
  • Deimos1984rd
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    Really?? Fucking a dead squi....I am soooo glad I lost faith in humanity.
  • Salem  - Bravo
    I have to say it, officially.

    Nash has to be one of the strongest additions to Channel Awesome in some time.

    Nash, you do what you do very well. Keep up the good work.
  • DoomPL
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    Necrophilia AND bestiality at once? It's a strange world we live in...
  • LimeGreenSquid
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    "What am i gonna do, build a dam?" That so reminded me of Gregg the Grim Reaper from Conker's Bad Fur Day - N64 version, all the way!

    I'll stay away from places where squid die if i ever visit the Brittains...
  • StingWray06
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    Nash,

    I love your show and I look forward to it every week but I feel like you are trying WAY too hard at the end of your shows to build a fanbase... just be who you are... the stories are funny and I don't doubt that you can make these segments work, but you're trying way too hard for a payoff at the end and for the people who haven't heard of you before TGWTG it just won't work...

    You're still hilarious and I love the segment, but you need to just be yourself man... don't worry so much about the end because people are going to like this for all the content, not just the endings...
  • Divide By Zero
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    Just to note, this is actually an older ep. filmed before TGWTG picked him up.
  • Booloo
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    Just so you know the spiders name is pronounced Kah Tih Poh.
  • Balesirion
    The platypus needs to become a recurring character.
  • Divide By Zero
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    Ahh, I knew it was coming and it still cracked me up =D
  • Popcorn Jockey
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    i almost shed a tear for that polar bear....so sad
  • DMaster
    A platypus with an existential crisis. ...what else is there to say? Oh right, cephalopod necrophiliacs...right.
  • Drakonis
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    I love Nash's Vids, but I always seem to have the problem that when they air on TGWTG they just don't seem to buffer the first few days.
    This only affects Nash's WTFIWWY vids.
    I can press play, but it only shows the title card with the buffering symbol doing its animation.
    Anyone else having this problem?

    EDIT: After fiddling around a bit, it seems to be a problem with AdBlockPlus. When I deactivate it for the site, I can view it the vid fine after the ads.
  • saint23thomas
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    I disabled AdBlock, and I still can't get that damn video to load.
  • Dude
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    Nash, you have no idea how funny that squid story was for us Brits. Let's just say it is more funny on our end because the Welsh have a certain reputation over here.
  • Divide By Zero
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    They have a reputation for... squid? :O
  • kiwifruit
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    no, sheep. Not that i should talk, seeing as my mum is from New Zealand.
  • englishmen1940
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    we survived for thousands of years as a species partially because evoltion lead to the death of idiots leaving the competent to work by themselves.
  • Eener101
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    Ehm....first time to the internet?...
  • pariah  - HOLY SHIT!
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    BATMAN with a LIGHTSABER vs. JAWS!

    WHY IS THAT NOT A FILM!?!
  • Atharanic
    Greatest quote ever: YOU DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN A SQUID!
  • marushio
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    "Hentai: You're doing it wrong!!!" XD

    But I really should get off my ass and read H.P. Lovecraft. I'm getting sick of not getting all the Great Cthulhu jokes all the way through!
    ^^;
  • RockTsar  - Ia! Ia! Platypus fhtagn!
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    Marushio, go read Lovecraft NAOW!!!

    Damn, that was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

    You were certainly on top form, Nash!

    'WHAT AM I? WHAT THE FUCK AM I!!!?'
    'Oh my God, I must fuck that!'

    Two absolutely top notch awesome lines AND Cthulhu! Vast eldritch cookies for you, my son.
  • DudeL
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    At least the squid was dead. Fun fact: Cephalopods don't have bones and can fit into anything bigger than their beaks, which is only about the size of a nickel. So if it was alive and he wanted it to tentacle rape him then...

    Yeah, it could have been much worse.
  • Xandos
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    Argh, I missed the insect discussion, lol.

    But I'd have to disagree, Divide By Zero...and say that nine times out of ten, the insects come out on top. Unless we're talking about polluting the world and being wasteful and such. In that case, Man would definitely triumph.

    And, clearly, Man comes out on top in the "stupidity" category. :P
  • Divide By Zero
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    Difficult to calculate the exact score on that head, taking into account things like mass extinctions on our part and pathogen dispersal on theirs, but in terms of a straight up duke-em-out, I'm betting on the dude with the flame thrower over the stinging bee hive.

    Is it worrying that I spend time thinking these things out?
  • Xandos
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    Haha, I guess we'd have to define boundaries for our little war. Let me say this: one of every four animal species on earth is a beetle.

    My money's still on the hexapods. :P
  • Divide By Zero
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    Ah, but what the insects have in numbers they lack in strategic thinking... not to mention megalomaniacal tendencies. =D

    I happen to live on top of a super colony of Argentine ants about 100km wide. I'm rather glad they're none of them Nobel Prize thinkers, heh heh.

    Though I did see a horror movie like that once...
  • Xandos
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    Let me ask you this: Who's going to outlast whom? :)
  • Duskar  - I love you
    Nash I didnt know anything about you before you came to TGWTG.com but your hilarious! I am a creature of habit, but you sir, have broken the outer chochlaty shell and I thank you for it. Keep up the good work I look forward to your next vod.
  • acolonelofcorn
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    Video is not working for me, the others do, just not this one.
  • DrPator
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    doesn't seem to work on my side either, and there's no video with that title on your Blip.tv gallery. Was this video deleted by any chances?
  • Nash
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    Best I can tell you is try the direct link:

    http://blip.tv/file/ 3723722
  • LikaLaruku
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    It says "not found."
  • Xandos
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    I usually watch on firefox, but adblock seems to be a problem here. So I watched it on internet explorer and had no problem. :)
  • LikaLaruku
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    I can't get the video to load. :( It just buffers endlessly.
  • DrPator  - Thank you!
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    The direct link you gave worked, neat!

    I also should check if AdBlock is keeping me from watching this one on TGWTG dot com, in case it ever happens again in the future.
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