Shameful Sequels - Fred

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  • theginganinja
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    and for the record i absolutely hate the nikelodeon garbage that is Fred. I cant believe they gave him a show, and the kid who plays as him his own sitcom!
  • Juicewski
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    These movie drinking games are getting dangerous, to get through this movie i would need a 12-pack next to me. Though this one wasn't even closely as dangerous as asylum drinking game where you have to drink whenever something stupid or ridiculous happens... Lot's of good men have died that way.
  • scarras
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    This show is why i don't watch TV anymore and just look up shows and such on the interwebs
  • Neo Ultra Mike
    Which is kind of funny to say about a character who became popular on the interwebs. I'm surprised this hasn't happened to you:

    SCARRAS: (looks at TV) God, this sucks. I can't believe this is a show. (turns it off) Oh well at least the internet won't let me down (goes to youtube and sees Fred there). Oh damn it, I forgot he's there too. Maybe I should go somewhere else... like in a boiling oven, so I won't have to live in a world anymore that finds this entertaining. (Runs off).
  • BB Shockwave
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    For me, that was commercials. When even Hungarian TV channels started interrupting even a 20-minute cartoon with adverts, I said "Fuck Off!" like Mike, and left.

    Plus, the internet is free. And will remain so, despite the tyrannical attempts of the media monopolies to clamp down. They kill one file sharing site, 2 more will rise in its place. :)
  • TheAntWarrior
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    Oh Mike... You actually WATCHED this? When I saw the advert for the 'film' on the telly, I slept easy by assuring myself that no poor soul would ever have to watch it. And you did. I am so sorry.
  • orthdoxcomb9
    This movie seems more like a crappy youtube with a budget... oh wait its is a crappy youtube video with a budget.
  • TheDogSannin
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    Why? Just... Why? Why did he get three movies AND a tv show? Why? WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? !
  • KillerKlown
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    Fuck Fred! Fuck him to the darkest depths of hell
  • Sockpuppet  - I'll tell you why
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    He needs a disguise because if anyone recognized this grating, annoying, irritating little douche nozzle, they would either flee or beat the shit out of him.
  • Blizz3112
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    What is this shit? Why would you invest money in this shit?
  • Korahn
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    Fred makes Tom Green look like Laurence Olivier.
  • Behellmorph
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    ...there was a time where I was fortunate...and now because of my love for reviews on this site, that time is now behind me. I never actually watched anything Fred related, all it took as looking at a picture of that mug shot called a face and I stayed well away. Jesus is that voice annoying, why is this guy...? so popular?

    He is not funny, just annoying.
  • EarthboundXE
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    Kids are dumb, there's your answer. I don't think anyone over age 10 made this guy popular.
  • blackmaniac
    I just googled it. THIS SHIT HAS 2 SEQUELS?
  • TGWTdov  - I like Fred
    Well, I like the original web series. Once I saw the trailer for this, I knew it was going to be bad. Honestly, who looks at something like that and thinks that they can make a tv show and a movie series out of it? The videos were funny becuase they were cheap, and weird. This movie just ruins the humor of the videos for me.
  • Domino Falls
    Fosters? Really?

    Anyway, looks like you need something stronger.
  • Dakota The Mad
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    You know what's worse than this and the other two movies? The fact he has two show on Nick. And one of them is like a Mort & Mindy rip-off with Fred playing an alien who listens through his butt.
  • TheDogSannin
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    Ah yes, Marvin Marvin. It's basically Mork and Mindy, except they replaced Mork with shit.

    And Mindy with more shit.

    And the charm with a dead, rotting skunk. Covered in shit.

    Lucas Kruikshank, Fuck off!

    And you too Nickelodeon!
  • 1010110
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    new entry for the fred drinking game.
    Drink every time the movie makes you want to kill yourself.
  • Blizz3112
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    You would die from alcohol poisoning in the first 20 minutes alone... ;-)
  • ladydiskette
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    The moment he body-slammed Fred into a coffee table, John Cena became my favorite character in the whole movie.


    He is always trying to inadvertently kill Fred.
  • mrrubino
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    What was it some random person on the AV Club said?
    "Oh Siobhan Fallon. Come on now. Even Stephen Tobolowsky would have turned down a part in this."
  • JoeDawson15
    Why why WHY is Cena in these films?? He's above this..this is like getting Hogan for a terrible Christmas film with a young Mila Kunis, Bob from That 70's Show and Clint Howard..oh wait...:)
  • ColeYote
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    At least Santa With Muscles can be a campy fun mind of bad movie. I'd say this is more like Hulk Hogan appearing in...

    I literally cannot think of a film devoid of any merit enough to adequately finish that analogy.
  • CyborgPrince
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    Not even Mr. Nanny?

    Nah, not even Mr. Nanny is as bad as this. At least those kids don't have a grating voice that makes you want to take a power drill to your skull.
  • TheBechtloff
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    How was this ever popular? Damn tweens are retarded.
  • Yuu-Mon Musuedo
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    How can Fred even scream?! I lost the ability to scream like a girl at the age of 16 or under. Good lord...

    "Oh fuck off!"
  • EarthboundXE
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    It's not his real voice, that's the point of Fred I guess, his high pitched fake voice.
  • Beta Link  - Basically My Reaction to this Movie
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    I'm fucking done, this is bullshit! This is fucking bullshit! WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT IS MY LIFE!? I can't do it! I can't fucking do it anymore! Look at what we're dealing with, man! We gotta draw the line somewhere! We gotta draw the fucking line in the sand, dude! We gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say 'What am I willing to put up with today?' NOT FUCKING THIS!!!

    Okay. I'm sorry. I'll go sit in the corner now...
  • TheWrittenDemon  - Game Grumps FTW XD
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    Dude that reference made my day after seeing that review yesterday. I never saw the film, and now I know why, it would've killed me... I would've taken my parents' wedding wine and chugged the darn thing dry if I saw Fred:The Movie during its premiere.

    Not even his videos on youtube are that bad, they were just annoying... And there's a different between annoying and excruciating torture. And THAT was excruciating torture.
  • jimmybrite  - Beliebe
    And people want Justin Bieber to die? Talk about misplaced hate.
  • Dutchtica
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    I was going to comment on the Fosters but god fucking damnit this movie is so tiring that only even the snippets you've used have gotten me pissed off with it.

    Good LORD what's wrong with people
  • Neo Ultra Mike
    You know I first found out about Fred in a youtube poop (yeah there are funny random videos on youtube, you just have to know where to look) that actually took clips of Ash from Pokemon and had him insult the kid. But yeah sadly that was when Fred was only web famous. But when he got on ICarly (the random girl who did the party with Fred is Jeannette MacGurdy who plays Sam on ICarly for those who didn't know) a Nick show about kids who put on their own web show (and if this is the entertainment that Nickelodeon execs think that kids would find funny online... it's sad how lowly they think of the internet) he got a bump and Nick thought he had "star potential" and gave him a movie. And that did well enough to give him another movie... and a show... and a THIRD MOVIE! Seriously no matter how bad people complain about stuff here on TGWTG and it's quality, there are far worse and far less talented internet celebs that for some reason actually got millions of dollars thrown at them. Those are much more rage inducing.

    Though yeah great vid with how Mike kept having to go away and then back and asking what the plot was and the constant fuck offs. I do wonder though why have this on his show. Not only isn't this really a shameful sequel as it's only the follow up of a web show (then again maybe it's also a way of saying "hey now you have another reason to check out Nerdquest: I know I can do better then this pile of shit and I'm sure you know that now too) and though it is shameful it's not a sequel. Maybe this should of been put under "Shameful" as now since he talked about this movie he kind of has to talk about it's sequels. Man and I thought Santa Buddies and Santa Claus 3 were bad ways to spend the holidays, but that? Seriously people pray for MikeJ. He's going to need it.
  • Perfect-10
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    I reviewed this on my channel too (right after it came out)....literally the worst movie I've ever seen. Although it is one of my most viewed videos :)
  • sprezzatura
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    Arg, freaking Fred- he's horrible as a teenager because he acts like a kid, and he's awful if you think of him as a kid because he only thinks of stuff teenagers think of! Oh yeah, and he's selfish and rude and shrieky. Go away Fred. Go away from everybody, please.
  • Epockismet  - GIR!
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    ATTACK MODE!!!
  • Bloodrealm
    I don't think I'd ever heard of this dickswab, and I'm thankful for that. Seriously, I want to wring this kid's neck and feed his corpse into a woodchipper. Actually, the woodchipper would make a much more pleasant sound than that horrible, screaming voice.
    And this was popular on YouTube?! WHY?! Why would anyone find this guy entertaining?!
  • Emilie Bennett
    They'll put ANYTHING on TV these days. A show about teenage girls that ARE NOT LIARS despite its stupid title, a cartoon about a national park with abundant amounts of toilet humor (okay, I NEVER watched these shows, and I'm glad)... and shows based off of internet sensations. Such a shame that Nickelodeon's demographic since 2005 consists of half-wits, and I picked that year because that's when SpongeBob became mediocre.
  • wizardbaker  - Why you are wrong about Fred: The Movie
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    I am offended, good sir, OFFENDED, by this review

    Clearly you did not understand the artistic message of this film, the story of a schizophrenic child trying to make sense of a world out to destroy him while dealing with a mind that wants to confuse and take away his reality.

    Fred was raised by a drunkered of a mother, who is heavily implied to be a prostitute, or perhaps a stripper of some kind.

    His father in the film is simply a representation of what Fred wants his father to be like, for his father most likely left him (and in the original series, he was in prison, unable to raise Fred). So, Fred created a literal "strong role modle" to act as his father.

    Characters such as Derf and The man at the dam are also hallucinations meant to help Fred understand the "strange" world around him.

    Derf is obviously what Fred wants to be, but cannot, do to his madness.

    The Dam Man acted as Fred's mentor, giving him the courage to enter the woods, where a tramatic event occurred (perhaps his friend's disappearance was do to an abduction. For all we know, he could really be dead.)

    The Deer was meant to calm Fred down, and show him a way to defeat his fear. Sadly, when his brain tried to bring closure by showing Fred his lost friend, the hallucination was corrupted by fear.

    The reason you were so confused by the narrative was because we are meant to be like Fred, unable to tell reality from fiction. There is an entire scene on the bus that is played straight faced, but later revealed to be another hallucination. We can see the barriers of Fred's imagination and reality slowly breaking.

    While Fred's goal was simple, to find Judy, the tale stretches on for so long because Fred can not handle the real world, and constantly needs to make it fit in his fantasy.

    By the end of the story, Fred's party was Fred's way of finally saying "I don't care what you think of me, I am happy with who I am, and I don't need you."

    While we can't be sure if the final scene of Fred being popular was truly real or not, we can assume the black hair girl had become Fred's friend in real life, giving him some form of a happy ending.

    Clearly, you missed the genius of this movie.
  • Epockismet  - No way, I refuse to believe it, or accept...
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    ...That this somewhat plausible description of the show in any way redeems it. Just because someone takes a shit on a piece of canvas, it does not make it art, or means that it is enjoyable. And this is coming from someone who thinks Tom Green was funny. That's right, a fan of the old Tom Green says Fred is just noise. You should feel shame for trying to justify this nightmare! :O Things like this may be somewhat funny when my teenage nephew does this stuff in the real world to make people wonder if he is insane or not (and make his friends laugh). I feel that even if someone has severe adhd, or is a meth addict... or maybe I have too much faith in the human race that one should have a serious problem to enjoy this madness. Okay, now if they want me to like it, they should go all the way with his severe schizophrenia; when his hallucinations are over, there should be dead people laying at his feet, and he should be soaked in blood -SCENE-
  • TheBechtloff
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    Wow, that almost makes sense. This is actually a sad movie about a teenage boy losing his mind. Only problem is it's still annoying as shit.
  • Gigakoops
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    Whether this is a troll post or a joke, this is actually a really believable look at this film. The film is still an abomination, but a similar thing can be said about North.

    North could be conceived as a dark and twisted look at a selfish and conceited kid who thinks that he is so important that if he were to leave his parents he'd become so important someone would place a hit on him. But the fact of the matter is, he knows nothing of the world, and has a somewhat hateful view of it, seeing how everyone he encounters in his imaginary journey is either a racial stereotype or Bruce Willis.

    Throughout the dream he realizes that he is in fact not special at all, and must come to facts that he will have to live his ordinary and dull life like everyone else.

    But that observation is rubbish. North is obviously a really bad movie. And so is Fred.
  • Moomoof
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    I think hte person is trolling hard core lol
  • TheFinalFan  - There's A Reason This Is A Shameful Sequel
    I theorize that Mike's intentions are similar to Spoony's when Spoony reviewed Ultima 9, but had a massive retrospective series leading up to the Ultimate 9 review. In order to understand the total impact of the atrocities of the second and third Fred movies, you have to have seen the first.
  • trlkly
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    Or maybe just because it's a sequel to the web series, in a way.
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