I just love Mike's line delivery. A lot of the time I can guess something along the lines of what he's going to say, but I still laugh at the way he says it.
Shameful Sequels - Lake Placid 3
Written by MikeJ Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:20
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Comments (35)
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02.28.2012 - 05:45 | Kumi
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02.28.2012 - 07:48 | Whatpayne
Indeed. That's the reason I love him... I mean I love his reviews so much.
That and the eccentric raunchy humour Mike has.
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02.28.2012 - 06:23 | Daemon25
Apparently these are the most athletic Crocodiles to ever exist. Let us hope that real crocs never take up gymnastics, or else the world shall end.
Congrats on getting half your budget for NerdQuest - if I can find some spare cash, I'll donate.
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02.28.2012 - 06:31 | BooRat
I agree these sequels suck! i liked the 1st movie because it wasn't a horrible CGI monster movie it was just an ok fun CGI monster movie where only 2 people die on camera!
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02.28.2012 - 14:16 | SpeedyEric
And Betty White was kick@$$.
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02.28.2012 - 19:12 | BooRatAgree she made that movie!
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02.28.2012 - 06:32 | Perzyn
Crocodiles don't work that way. Granted I don't know previous parts, so maybe they hand wave it with excuse of some sort. Are those mutant crocodiles (ill tempered, absolutely)? Are those magic crocodiles? Voodoo perhaps? Experimental military crocodiles? Honestly, throw me a bone here!
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02.28.2012 - 07:25 | kagella
"weird accent"
actually, that sounds like a quite authentic Romanian accent. check out a "ZOMGitsCriss" video on YouTube and compare. :)
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02.28.2012 - 13:01 | ladydiskette
"The Final Chapter"- And hopefully they mean it.
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02.28.2012 - 13:38 | Doresh
Did anyone ever meant it when they put "final" in the title of their franchise's latest installment?
And why does nobody in these movies try to gag (since their muscles responsible for opening their mouths are A LOT weaker than the one used to shut them) or blind the crocodiles (making them pretty much harmless) ?
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02.28.2012 - 09:40 | Amesang
I just re-watched the first film two days ago and never realized they attempted a sequel. Bah. The only way these crocks should be leapin' about like that is if they're pre-television show Beast Wars Megatron or if they're Pokémon.
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I like your show and all, but can put your video in 16:9 widescreen, instead of 4:3 format, it's irritating, it looks like watching TV, but with a tiny screen, and I have to squint my eyes, to see it a little better, so Mike J can you please do that for me, but good review, but terrible video size.
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02.28.2012 - 11:20 | WhatpayneYeah, I was not about to say anything, but I too noticed that, this particular review had quite poor quality video to it.
The video, especially on full screen, looks blurry and pixelated. I reckon it might be because of the compression used in encoding the video.
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02.28.2012 - 11:53 | Dacquois
Those crocs are ninjaaaa....
Anyway, fantastic as usual. xD
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02.28.2012 - 12:16 | ladydiskettelol love his opening line. Compeletely unexpected.
"Hello I am a british person, and if you here that means you are interested in watching a review of Lake Placid 3 and that makes you a sick indivisual..."
Oh my gawd I am a sick indivisual :'(
Now I will never find true luvs T____T
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02.28.2012 - 13:26 | The_Awesometeer
you slay me
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02.28.2012 - 13:51 | angel85
dude...Sheriff Carter from Eureka is the lead in this? That's AWESOME! but...wait...she SHOT a giraffe, in a ZOO, and all she got was a DEMOTION? HOW MANY LAWS DOES KILLING A ZOO ANIMAL WITH A FIREARM BREAK!!?? She should have served several years in prison for something like that!
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02.28.2012 - 16:50 | brick mooncode
If the movie had managed to maintain any kind of tension, the line would have been funny. It's the exact same problem Jar Jar has.
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02.28.2012 - 14:09 | TragicGuineaPig
"I bet it was a shark."
Yeah, a shark in the woods.
Maybe, A BEAR HOLDING A SHARK!
"I'm a zoologist."
Maybe it was meant to be one of those Star Trek refs, a la "I'm a zoologist, dammit, not a car thief!"
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02.28.2012 - 14:20 | Skyscraper
Honestly, that starting moment with the croc pulling the man down into cunnilingus was downright shocking. I just sat and stared at the screen and didn't even know what the hell was going on there for a minute.
Shame the rest of the movie couldn't be as big on the entertaining dreck as the opening, is all I can say without sounding very rude.
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02.28.2012 - 14:47 | SpeedyEric0:57- It's movies like this that make me wish I had a girlfriend.
Why, Michael Ironside? WHY?
The only times I recall him being killed was in "Total Recall" and "Terminator Salvation."
With a film this stupid, why didn't they have a moment where one of the crocodiles jumps over a boat like it thinks this film is "Free Willy"?
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02.28.2012 - 16:07 | Shinigami
He also died in first Starship Troopers movie.
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02.28.2012 - 16:52 | brick mooncodeI think at the beginning the quick flashbacks were trying to imbue the lake with menace. A better way would be something like, say, a shot of a big gator tail on the lake's edge quickly slipping under the surface, which the guy hears and turns to see, but it's gone so he just shakes his head. Things like that.
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LoL, I liked this review alot! I could listen to this guy say "whaaa" all day! Heh. I hope to see more from this guy.
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02.28.2012 - 22:05 | AbsintheMinded
I expected better from Lake Placid 3. No. I really didn't. Now if it had Betty White as a half human, half crocodile hybrid, THAT would have made the movie interesting. Maybe they can do that for part 4. Or maybe they could all insert pens into the tips of their penises.
Great review as always.
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02.28.2012 - 22:05 | Nick4xGood job on the review and great job on the NerdQuest part, making it short, sweet, and to the point.
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02.29.2012 - 00:05 | Leon RealThey got gigantic just from meat that the boy had been feeding them? What sort of hormones are they feeding cows these days?
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02.29.2012 - 07:59 | SanMan
If ironside is looking for money how come we havent had another splinter cell game, damnit
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03.01.2012 - 03:41 | baticus_moronicus
I hate cougar jokes! They aren't funny. >:( Stupid film. What kind of stupid kid thinks feeding crocodiles loads of meat is a good idea?
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What did she think she was gonna do with that chainsaw? She ran up to it looking like she was gonna cut off its head or something, then she turns tail and trips? It was so pointless!
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03.02.2012 - 11:19 | mausmaloneForget Michael Ironside - Colin Ferguson? WTF are you doing here? You have a career, not _had_. You're the star of a really solid ongoing series (Eureka) - stick to that, man.
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05.05.2012 - 23:11 | Nosmo75
Why on *Earth* did they reverse the footage, not once, not twice, not thrice, but *four* times at 7:45? Did they think we wouldn't notice? Even though the elbow-high gore on the babysitter's arm draws the audience's eye like a freaking *beeline*?! Especially when it's jumping around like that! >xS
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