You know those people who routinely make dumb blonde jokes? They're offended by this film, hell, even 4 non-blondes are offended by this film.
Blonde and Blonder
Written by MikeJ Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:59
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Comments (64)
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01.19.2012 - 18:39 | TheBlackMage
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01.19.2012 - 18:46 | soulalcatraz
I think the "joke" of this movie was old before the movie was ever a fart of an idea in some moron's brain stem. And I'm not just saying that because I'm blonde.
Great review, Mike! I burst out laughing at "it's a hat."
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01.19.2012 - 19:03 | Sjuge"It's a hat" got me too. This is the first of your reviews that I've seen but it will surely not be the last. Top job, sir.
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01.19.2012 - 19:34 | kschenke
Wow, this is actually worse than When Harry Met Lloyd... not by much, mind you.
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01.20.2012 - 10:27 | ladydiskette
Wow....a movie about blond jokes. Blonde jokes are sooo funny!
-___- When I was about in nineth grade. Which I am sure was the intended demographic of the audience.
That poor turtle.
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01.19.2012 - 19:53 | BooRat
Wow that looked bad! I've never seen or heard of it, but I thought it was a Legally Blond spin/ripoff!
I feel for you man I felt embarrassed watching the clips from this movie in this video!
Denis Richards use to be in big movies now this?!
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01.19.2012 - 20:15 | TheKidCriticmy favorite character was the turtle
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01.19.2012 - 20:46 | Amesang
And now I'm imagining Admiral Ackbar shouting, "It's a hat!" Sigh..
Honestly, when that airport personnel commented on the blondes taking the plane, I thought to myself, "Well what do you call the woman standing behind you, then?"
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01.19.2012 - 20:53 | Mucca
I am not a pilot, but I'm pretty sure landing is in fact harder than taking off. Still doesn't explain the crash nowhere near a runway or how they survived.
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01.19.2012 - 21:01 | T-Puppy
Wow...just...wow. I could have died happy without knowing of this film's existence. From the title, I assumed it was some "Legally Blonde" sequel, but this?....wow.
You are a brave man, good sir.
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01.20.2012 - 09:44 | evil phoenix
Haha no thats legally blondes (see what they did there?).
Also yes he is a very very brave man
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01.19.2012 - 21:06 | LemanicTLTS-Lola should be in this flick.
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Great vid as always sir! I do have to wonder...How and who with do you watch these awful flicks with! Kudos sir!
Cape Cod, MA
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01.19.2012 - 21:19 | murkypuddleAs a blonde, I never relly did get blonde jokes. I have light hair, so I'm stupid? Wonder where it started. Anyways, sad that half their character is sex appeal. I mean, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels arent't exactly the hottest guys of the century.
Funny, funny review as always. 'What's this?...It's a hat!' is the best line!
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I remember asking my mom this when I was a little boy, because it didn't make sense to me either. Apparently, the idea springs from "blonde = beautiful," like there is/was some social law that decreed blondes are the most attractive kind of person. So, if you are super attractive and can get through life on looks alone, you don't need to use your brain much; thus, dumb blonde jokes were born.
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01.19.2012 - 21:40 | SpeedyEric
I haven't seen this movie (those reasons being the title and the actresses playing the titled characters), but I HAVE heard of it, and I wasn't shocked that it would flop and have negative reactions, and I'm sure as hell not shocked that it's being reviewed on this site.
1:23- Well, I just watched "Juno" from start to finish for the first time, and the opening credits to THAT film showed Juno going to the store for her 3rd pregnency test while she drinks a carton of Sunny D.
6:34- And this film is rated PG-13?
7:15- At least the dumb whores' car isn't an '84 Sheep Dog.
12:18- OPOSITE One Eye?
This film is pure crap. The humor in this thing is old, cliched, and used up, it might have been better if this was made in the 30s, 40s, or 50s. On the plus side, this could get me to sleep on one of those sleepless nights
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01.19.2012 - 21:48 | Lakiver
"Tickle the fanny..."
Did you mean that in a British way? What an odd euphemism.
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01.20.2012 - 20:30 | mrrubino
Well he said "slap the ass", so if it was in the American way, it'd just be redundant.
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01.19.2012 - 22:15 | TheDreReichDudeUhhh, has everyone forgotten that Denise Richards is a natural BRUNETTE??!!
You know like she was in Starship Troopers and Wild Things (done back when she still had the big fake tits) and was actually what I would consider attractive?
I mean, WHY THE HELL is she a blonde these days? She looks SO much better with dark brown hair! As for the fake tits, well, I'd rather women not even get those to begin with. But that's just me!
Of course, before I even see your review, I already know that this movie totally sucks! But I will still watch it, I'm in this far!
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01.19.2012 - 22:38 | brick mooncode
Still, I don't think it's so implausible that the pilot would be instantly attracted to her.
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01.20.2012 - 00:27 | DMasterAlso the case with Laura Prepon; just suddenly went blond. Disappointing.
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01.19.2012 - 22:33 | AlphaMailDidn't they already make a film like this, Romy and Michelle's highschool reunion
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01.19.2012 - 22:52 | WiiStation360
This is even worse than fat slags, the movie fails miserably to even make a joke, let alone trying to be funny.
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01.19.2012 - 23:40 | Joben"Worst cast movie ever?"
...wait your're arguing that Pamela Anderson is miscast in the role of dumb blond? :P
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01.20.2012 - 14:06 | TragicGuineaPig
I think he's arguing that she shouldn't have been cast as an ATTRACTIVE YOUNG blonde.
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01.19.2012 - 23:56 | Cross X. Brand
If you'd like to review more shamefilled ripoffs, might i suggest CHIHUAHUA:THE MOVIE
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01.20.2012 - 00:28 | DMasterThis...this script was meant to be an adaptation of Barbi Twin Adventures, wasn't it.
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01.20.2012 - 01:02 | CronoT
Sometimes you rise above your material, sometimes you don't...
If I wanted to see dumb blondes being dumb, I could go down to the local Wal-Mart on Saturdays.
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01.20.2012 - 02:03 | The_Awesometeer
I think a Dumb and Dumber ripoff should exist and be called Blonde and Blonder but it should be a porn
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01.20.2012 - 04:20 | NeverpleasedI hate watching MikeJ's stuff. I really really hate it.
The stuff that gets reviewed here is just so incredibly bad that it depresses me. Not even the comedy can help me cheer up because at the end of the day.
People actually spent money making this movie and thought it would make money in theatres by suckering stupid people.
The entire thing just makes me so sad.
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01.20.2012 - 06:15 | MikeJ
What would you prefer I review?
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01.20.2012 - 08:30 | Drake666
For me, that's your thing! :)
Depressingly bad material with a freaking good reviewer! :D
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01.20.2012 - 11:27 | Aural Aurum
Seconded.
Seriously, that's what Mike does: He reviews movies that were only made to cash in on the popularity of something that came before them. Yes, the fact that these films were made at all can be depressing, but you should come away from these reviews with an understanding that, just because a movie has a title that reminds you of something you liked, that absolutely does NOT mean you should waste your time or money watching it.
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Neverpleasd isn't saying he hates MikeJ's work because of the performance, comedy or analysis, he's saying he doesn't like watching MikeJ's regular show because it's based on reviewing...well, absolute garbage. Really painful to even know it exists, that type of garbage. I can't really watch some videos myself for that exact reason, in particular reviews of The Last Airbender and A Serbian Film.
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01.20.2012 - 04:28 | TheMarkness
The clips were painful to watch, can't imagine the actual film, good grief!
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01.20.2012 - 06:09 | Shinigami
This movie is basically just feature lenght unfunny blonde joke. Also clearly those two left that one guy in that one scene burn alive.
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Watch the movie being reviewed. I had to stop watching cause the movie was so terrible. This gave me flashbacks of the movie Toys with Robin Williams i walked out of that movie and this one is just as bad.
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01.20.2012 - 08:34 | raith0818
Great review, MJ. Nearly spit out my drink when you put that mug on your head!
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01.20.2012 - 10:00 | LevelUpLeo
I've said this before Mike, but you NEED to fix the audio in your videos. I hear you fine, but the moment you say "listen to what they have to say in the movie", I hear almost nothing.
-A wacky Canadian.
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01.20.2012 - 10:02 | Mr_Frump
Using their car to run over innocent babies? As opposed to the guilty babies?
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