American Pie 3

(245 votes, average 4.53 out of 5)

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Comments (106)
  • Ryman1118
    i like it it was ok but now the spin offs need too stop!!!!!!!!!!! anyway funny vid :)
  • Fanofyou
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    love it! all in rhyme great!
  • pharmmajor
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    Nicely done, Mike. How long did it take you to come up with enough proper rhyming couplets for this review?
  • Matthew G
    Yeah! Another Shameful Sequel!
  • Wazzle  - Whaaaaaa?
    American Wedding was the funniest of the three! Mike you're so funny but this movie was great.
  • Heisanevilgenius
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    I absolutely HATED this movie. I'm glad to see someone finally agree with me. It was as funny as prostate cancer.
  • BrainedbySaucepans
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    Sorry to disagree with the crowd, but I really didn't like the rhyming here, it sounded stiff and unnatural, and it distracted me from the actual content. Still, love your reviews, let's have another soon, hopefully without the verse...
  • Time
    Screw you. I'm sick of people writing pretentious "reviews" of videos on this site. Especially since thy always come down to "this video went slightly off formula and that makes me uncomfortable."

    And what the hell do people have against rhyming anyway!?
  • cheetaboy7
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    The first american pie was the best of them all.
  • Drunken_Lemur
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    Impressive, most impressive. I don't suppose you've got it in you to cover the Scary Movie sequels, or spin offs, as the case might be. Or maybe Meet the Fockers might be up your alley?
  • jimmybrite
    They're talking about making a 3rd one, "The little fockers" or some crap like that.
  • thatquietkid
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    I saw the preview for that. It's as horrible as you would think, but don't take [i]my[/i] word for it!

    http:// trailers.apple.com/ trailers/universal/ littlefockers/
  • FoxGuy
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    I love Shameful Sequels, but I hate rhyming....I"M SO DANW CONFLICTED! :pinch:
  • Hardin
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    Appreciate the effort but personally I found the rhyming a little distracting.
  • The Maskeraider
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    Dear God, I remember seeing this movie. I didn't laugh once and teeters on being annoying until that "chocolate" scene, where it completely falls to complete bile.

    Good work Mike and I love the rhymes you put there.
  • GutterMouth
    I love his reviews, but the rhyming in this gets really annoying.
  • smeghead4269
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    It can't be easy to do an entire review in rhyme, but I thought you pulled it off well. Great job, Mike.
  • cheetaboy7
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    :arrow: Love or hate the rhyming, we all appreciate the effort you put into entertaining us. Agreed?
  • Taufiq91
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    American Pie 3 is unneeded
    Because 2 movies is what i only needed

    Why was this movie's being made?
    It Caused Jason Biggs's career to quickly fade

    Although January Jones' career rose up from this crap
    Movies like these are mean to be a trap

    Thank God Stifler got his comeback in Role Models
    Too bad Jason Biggs didn't get those hurdles

    And Alyson Hannigan was lucky to be in How I Met Your Mother
    Despite the years between that i didn't bother
  • Gunwild
    Hmm, you busted mad rhymes with an 87% success rate. I believe that puts you squarely off the chain, though you remain near enough to it that you could conceivably be tethered again.

    I would like to suggest "prig" instead of "dick" and note that you said "AAK" instead of "AKA" at one point.

    I know you won't make a habit of this, since it must be an asston of work and would drive everyone nuts, but congratulations all the same.
  • cheetaboy7
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    Yahtzee is awesome. And so are his limericks.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Yatzee speaks so fast, how can you tell if he's using them?
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green] Yeesh....should of ended the American Pie franchise there.[/color]
  • LikaLaruku
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    I dig the rhyme. :woohoo:

    He sprang to his heels as fast as a toad,
    then ran for the door like his bowels would explode,
    & I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,
    "This movies sucked balls, but the review was tight."
  • Meepindoodle
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    Yet again, MikeJ, excellent review.
    And you managed to do the whole thing in rhyme, too.
  • Letterizer
    what there was a third American pie
  • Ocegues
    I actually thought this was the last good one but all the others were bad...
  • Borednerd74
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    I see this movie was a crime.
    Your a genius to make this rhyme! :)
  • imTKA
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    I just love the last rhyme :D
    Awesome work MikeJ!
  • Stained Sword
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    Well good British sir,
    It really does occur
    To me the effort put into the rhyme,
    Makes this video quite sublime!
    So much so that I must say:
    Shameful Sequels just blew me.

    Away.
  • rudy023
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    I'm only a fan of the first movie in this series, and why you started this bad rhyming bit could be on Unsolved Mysteries.
  • BabyImplosion
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    brilliant.

    i fount the rhyming to be somewhat humorous.


    and certainly entertaining.

    and very smart new approach on how to review.

    would like to hear your thoughts on the other american pie films.

  • Him
    It was nice but got repetitive too quickly. I'd have liked to see you cut out about a third of the way through but still, great review.
  • Smegzilla
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    Great choice for a shameful sequel. I loved the first two, but making a third and then a bunch of spin-offs was going way too far and they kinda ruined the whole thing. Also, the focus on Stifler was annoying to say the least.

    I kinda liked your rhyming, it was fun, though a couple of the rhymes didn't quite work, but I'm sure you're aware of that (it made me chuckle when you used a rhyme that didn't really rhyme, maybe that's what you were going for, I dunno). :)
  • Gothsheep
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    Alright, sorry. I like your show and all, but the rhyming shtick drove me up the fucking wall.

    Oh god [i]damn it.[/i]
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