Santa Buddies: Part 2
Written by MikeJ Tuesday, 05 January 2010 20:26
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01.05.2010 - 20:57 | Tritonon
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01.06.2010 - 21:03 | thehost155Your right, i don't know why but the fact that the dogs can talk, is plain scary.. :(
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01.05.2010 - 21:46 | skarface97
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01.05.2010 - 21:54 | bluenowait
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01.05.2010 - 21:55 | kotorfan04Hey give Lloyd a break, after all he was froen today.
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01.05.2010 - 22:09 | Alphyn
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Unlike the first half, I watched this review under the influence of beer and Jose Cuervo tequila, and yes, this movie still seems completely stupid!
Marijuana can't fix it. Alcohol can't fix it. It sucks. End of story.
Good review as ever Mike. And seriously, to sit through this film without killing yourself or somebody else, amazing! You fucking deserve a medal!
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01.05.2010 - 22:24 | GameKeeper28
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01.05.2010 - 22:33 | Tornertem
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01.05.2010 - 22:43 | Alphyn
Oh, God...
I remember Christmas 2008, me and my family were invited to a Christmas party at my Aunt's house. It was a rave of small kiddies jumping around as if each and everyone of them has had 10 pounds of sugar.
Shortly after fighting my way though the sea of hyperactive kids, my Aunt put this very same film on in order to keep the kids quiet while the Grown-Ups had their share of wine. I was left with the unfortunate duty of babysitting, which meant watching the film. I didn't expect much on this film's behalf, but I did expect the kids to be entertained. Instead, all I heard was "Where's Mommy? This film is boring!" and "Where's the remote?"
My God, this film bored everyone to near death. Thankfully, before we got to the [i]oh so epic conclusion[/i] and hear anymore of that eardrum piercing singing from "Tiny", (or whatever) we were called out because my Aunt was paranoid about the snow, thus we left and headed home.
Sometimes, I wish this film could've killed me. I couldn't watch another Christmas related film for a while after that. In fact, I'm still recovering. I've only watched (I think) 2 Christmas Specials though out December. I hate this film with the fire of a million burning quasars sparking into existence, and crashing into the black pit of suffering known as life itself. I would rather launch myself into the vacuum of space than watch this. :X
You, MikeJ, have done me and my sanity a great deal of help. And for that, I thank you. I feel as if I can face this "movie" again and hit it right between the eyes with a rusty pitchfork.
Anyway, Happy New Year thatguywiththeglasses.com ! :cheer:
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01.05.2010 - 22:46 | colonelfancy41
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01.05.2010 - 23:08 | Surfermario1Don't encourage Disney!
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01.05.2010 - 23:07 | Deimos1984rd
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01.05.2010 - 23:12 | pharmmajor
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01.05.2010 - 23:26 | littlemac
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01.05.2010 - 23:34 | Falc0npawnch
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01.05.2010 - 23:42 | That Damme Internet GuyYay! Part Two. Nice review.
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01.05.2010 - 23:51 | Guru Larry
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01.06.2010 - 00:34 | Adrenal Lynn
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01.06.2010 - 00:41 | Redbob86
No offense, Mike, but why do you always look like you are nervous when you're on camera?
And I have to say you need to be a little more witty with your writing. Your review wasn't really a clever or funny critique as much as it was just you describing the story with a dissapointed tone in your voice. We also only get a few shots of the actual film with enough audio to hear it. We didn't get to see any of the stereotypes you complained about, nor did we actually see the message self-destruct in the end.
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01.06.2010 - 01:56 | MudkipsPuppy Paws! I just can't get over this name it's so adorable yet retarded.
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01.06.2010 - 02:36 | The_Awesometeer
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01.06.2010 - 03:55 | PollixGreat review, laughed at the expressions made at the songs XD
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Because I like this series and I have a perfect suggestion for it...namely the 3d Addams Family movie: Addams Family Reunion.
I think it's the worst movie I've ever seen and also the worst sequal.
Wanna get a taste of how bad it is?
Just look at some of these user reviews on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/ title/tt0146402/ usercomments
Anyway, nice series and hope to see more of it.
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01.06.2010 - 07:03 | MiriamG
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01.06.2010 - 07:53 | The Guy that Died in MM Zero 1
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01.06.2010 - 08:06 | MaxTheMovieKid93
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01.06.2010 - 08:38 | warriorwhacko
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[quote=MaxTheMovieKid93] Expect some angry crybaby Air Buddies fangirls to come and spam this review anytime soon... xD[/quote]
These shitty movies have fangirls?
Okay, I can stretch my disbelief enough for certain things to have fans. BUT THIS? No, no way in hell does this have fans.
Great review Mike, as much as I love dogs I wanted to STRANGLE that singing one.
I wouldn't be surprised if the next movie is Air Buddies IN SPAAAA-
*sees there's a Space Buddies* Oh fuck you Disney.