Speed 2 Cruise Control

(217 votes, average 4.90 out of 5)
Comments (90)
  • EarthboundXE
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    He had it on his Blip channel I believe, never seen it here though.
  • SassyTart
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    ahahahahah fantastic :P

    Love your reviews
  • AnonymousApathy
    Once again, great review. I love your long gags.
  • NOTYETUSEDNAME
    Damn!-I'm glad I didn't go see this movie when it came out. It looked stupid and you just corroborated that notion. Thank you.
  • Robotking55
    Jason Patrick plays an entirley different cop than Keanu Reeves did in the first film. I guess that line in the first one about basing a relationship on sex didnt last terribly long.
  • onewingedangel43
    Excellent review as always.

    Love your reviews and your demeanor
  • Justice for none  - Still enjoyable as always.
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    I love your videos and I am glad that you continue to be clever and innovative as time goes on. I wouldn't be a fan if I didn't give a few personal suggestions though:

    Saw IV, Indiana Jones IV, Son of the Mask, Star Wars (I don't care I hate them all. Not that it wasn't a decent movie, it's the undeserved and creepy cult following and the way it sold out. In fact, just review George Lucas.), Matrix II or III, or any of the Friday the 13th movies.
  • Tornertem  - AND!
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    Everything after Halloween 3 and everything between Nightmare On Elm Street and New Nightmare. The middle of that series was shit.
  • Tornertem  - WOOT!
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    OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU, Mr. British Person!!!
    You're one of my favorites on here, and I hate this movie, and you released the review ON MY BIRTHDAY.

    It's practically like you acknowledged my existence! :woohoo:
  • MikeJ
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    It must be fate! Happy birthday :D
  • Coldguy
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    Ship + land = plow? I thought it was stop
  • fjern
    Nice way of pronuncing Bollock...
  • HellbirdIV
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    So, the oil tanker blew up, hm?

    I'm sure that won't cause any problems. You know, at all. What with a single rupture in an oil tanker killing thousands of animals and ruining the ecology for thousands of square miles, I'm sure an oil tanker exploding into billions if little bits isn't going to be a problem at all.
  • sprezzatura
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    *cue upbeat Caribbean music* yay, environmental disasters!
  • Deimos1984rd
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    Wow that movie was pretty bad, should of made Speed 1 and ended right there.
  • feuerschein
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    Hahaha, I didn't watch the first one but this looks pretty shitty.
    Thanks for sharing this awesome review.

    And I am so happy there are other people out there who can't stand Sandra Bullock!
  • LunarLycan
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    They did a train?
  • lightningbarer  - Aw, Brillian
    no need to say any more
  • tiggerpete
    yeah, the first one was awesome, but this one was terrible, I mean, Cruise control? that is just retarded.
  • GodOfPlague
    Could have been worse they could have had Tom Cruise as the cop.
  • The_Awesometeer
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    Great video! You are slowly becoming on of my favorites
  • mwong04
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    playing with tin foil has never been so fun
  • Majorman
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    Yes! I've been waiting for a Speed 2 review for ages! Mike, you are hilarious. And the Green goblin guy is pretty evil.

    @LunarLycan - yeah, in Speed 1 the good guy (Keanu) fights the bad guy (mad bomber) on top a subway train.
  • mcdaidde
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    MAN. Your videos are BY FAR my favorite. Lol. I love the NC but yours are only a little betterr!! Do gremlins 2!!
  • baba44713
    Speed 2 is a great movie and you should be ashamed or your review.

    Additionally, William Defoe is a great guy. All hail William Defoe.
  • Chulaind  - re:
    [quote=baba44713]Speed 2 is a great movie and you should be ashamed or your review.

    Additionally, William Defoe is a great guy. All hail William Defoe.[/quote]

    QUICK! GET THE ALUMINUM FOIL!
  • Endless_Nameless
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    Great video!

    I love your reviews. The humor, timing and things you between the movie clips are great!

    I have only one complaining (or suggestion). The audio of your videos is too low to me, and sometimes I need to listen with great attention (even twice) to understand what you say, specially at the beginning. I don't know if it is only with me, but the videos of other reviewers are normal.

    Uhn, this tea might have a good taste!
  • AdventChild
    Ah yes, another sh*tty sequel for the ages!

    Really like the brick phone and William Defoe's mind-controlling parts.

    This cast is annoying, more annoying than a cheese grater scraped against a chalkboard and sheets of metal.
  • Matafuk0  - where's Ted?
    Do they ever give any reason (in the film) why Keanu Reeves' character isn't there?

    He was the *main character* in the first one after all!
  • GodOfPlague
    Did you call her Sandra Bollocks? lol

    Matafuko they did have her say something like relationships formed out of dangerous situations don't last. Impplying she dumped his behind.

    The dafoe thing was hillarious. I use a virtual dafoe as my God Of Plague avatar sometimes
  • inkBot
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    One of your better vids, some very funny jokes.

    Also, you sounded a bit scottish on the
    "Stop giving him mixed messages!" line. :D
  • dennett316
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    That's because the guy getting the mixed messages in the vid WAS Scottish, not just Scottish though, that weird over-exaggerated super-scottish that appears in movies and The Simpsons.
  • smithy4282
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    That annoying bellhop character is played by a comedian named Jeremy Hotz. I saw him perform at my college he his hilarious, when he gets to write his own material. In this movie he's just some annoying twerp.
  • Rei
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    LOLL
  • Freaky movie dude  - ...
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    Whenever this movie is referenced, I always think of a Simpsons episode in which Otto drives the school bus very fast to pick up a new girl... so Milhouse sits in the seat and says: "Wow, this reminds me of Speed 2, only on a bus instead of a boat" :lol:
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