Good Review, though perhaps not your best. Also, I think Phelous was going to review all of the Resident Evil movies, including this one. I hope he isn't upset that you beat him to the punch :P
Resident Evil Extinction Review
Written by MikeJ Friday, 30 October 2009 23:45
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Comments (83)
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10.31.2009 - 00:24 | Shmooglavoue
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10.31.2009 - 13:29 | Phelous
Oh am I ever. Terribly upset!
:D
Wait that doesn't seem very upset. :whistle:
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11.02.2009 - 17:53 | MezuryaI'm not sure, but I think this is one of the videos he did a long time ago and is reuploading. I don't know, I'm new to MikeJ
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10.31.2009 - 00:31 | warterraYes, yes he is
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10.31.2009 - 09:17 | Bogue2kwFor real? It this going to turn into another NC vs. AVGN battle?
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10.31.2009 - 13:29 | PhelousI'm all ready trying to figure out Mike's hidden code.
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10.31.2009 - 00:42 | MU22
It was very funny. I agree that not only the resident evil movies, but even the games have gone sharply downhill over the past few years.
:evil:
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10.31.2009 - 00:50 | BlacksmithGood stuff, Mike. I loved the phone call bits and your on-going shots at your fellow Englishmen. The review did seem pretty short although that might just be due to the vacuous nature of the film. Other than that, I look forward to future Shameful Sequels episodes and I hope you keep improving.
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10.31.2009 - 00:51 | beelowawesome :woohoo:
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10.31.2009 - 00:52 | Deimos1984rd
Wow, Wesker really let himself go.
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10.31.2009 - 01:10 | Richard WeskerI think it was appropriate that he was referred to as "chairman" Wesker in this movie. All he did was sit on his ass.
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10.31.2009 - 00:53 | That Dude with the Beard
Those phone bits were awesome especially that McG one. I thought you'd do the Doctor Who Invasion of the Daleks 2150. Thats just me though.
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10.31.2009 - 01:11 | Coldguy
Haha you beat Phelous...however since you probability didn't plan it that was funny that was the way it went.
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10.31.2009 - 01:23 | LunarLycan
Looks like it time for The Phelous Stars crew to invade England.
Still a funny review though.
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10.31.2009 - 01:35 | owenwilsonjunior
when i saw this i tryed to find the apocolyps review, to see if all were done by differnt peeps lol
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10.31.2009 - 01:36 | MikeJ
I made this review back in May and the mike's are still catching up on my backlog! Phelous and I have totally different styles so I don't think there'll be much to worry about..
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10.31.2009 - 13:31 | PhelousExactly. Besides I don't think the world will end if you get two different reviews on the same movie haha. ;)
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12.01.2009 - 10:48 | dr_kramik
Absolutely! that is a totally different kind of humor. I love both approaches since they were very funny. Everything awesome. :cheer: Now a BMB or NC about this movie would be too much, imo. :p although...
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Im starting to see a trend with all the evil British people.......hmm, must be something in the tea. :(
At least in Resident Evil Apocalypse the actress who played Jill Valentine LOOKED the role, I would not have known that was Claire if they didn't use her name. I will admit that that was a cool tyrant though.....until he opened his mouth. How exactly is the 4th movie gonna work? An army of Alice clones is going to use telekinesis to fight zombies in Japan in order to find Wesker chilling in an underground corporate panic room, and all for no reason since apparently the population of the human race has already dwindled to practically nothing.
[b]JUST LIKE IN THE VIDEO GAMES[/b] B)
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10.31.2009 - 01:42 | SassyTart
I was really annoyed with this movie. Where the hell did her powers come from?!?! God that bugged me. I'm sure there's some reason, but it will be a stupid one, I just know it.
Great review. Loved it! :kiss:
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Man did I hate this series. It followed NOTHING to the games. Capcom should have used George A Romero's script instead.
Resident Evil needs a reboot, and it needs it very badly.
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10.31.2009 - 02:07 | Lotus Prince
I absolutely despised this movie. Especially when Alice kung-fu fought the highly infectious zombies. But especially when she just fucking stood there for a half hour while the zombies were running around, and had to rely entirely on luck to not get bitten once.
But especially when Claire had nothing to do with her role in the game.
But especially when Wesker was portrayed as a cocky schmuck who had no bearing whatsoever on the plot.
Seriously, there are tons of Resident Evil main characters. Did you really have to make up Alice, and give her stupid pyrokinetic powers?
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10.31.2009 - 02:12 | HarmlessBunnyAh glad to see the Great Cucumber eating Pandas of Bognor Regis did not get to you yet, Mike.
Yessss, this movie vicious and painfully sucks. Shameful sequel to a shameful series of movies. A shame they had to make this "Alice" an all powerful Jedi-tart with flame controlling psychokinesis. I sincerely hope a 4th one dies in development hell (where a many grave of stolen and bad ideas burn).
Regardless, good review. Spot on as per usual.
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10.31.2009 - 02:23 | WanderGreat to see someone review this piece of crap. It was such a useless movie and it made no fucking sense how those zombies had like taken over the world in 5 years like that. Ugh... Unbelievably bad script.
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10.31.2009 - 02:24 | SpotTheShingoUh-oh, it may be the start of another internet reviewer grudge-match of the century! Phelous vs. MikeJ! Canada vs. the U.K.!
Hello...Don King?
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10.31.2009 - 02:28 | Eyeshot
I haven't seen the video yet, yet I feel I simply have to make a comment.
This movie truly is a shameful sequel. Now, I'm not about to go on as an RE fanboy and complain about Albert Wesker's role in this flick, cuz I really don't care much about it.
I will talk about a line in this flick that reveals the brainpower of some of the moviemakers.
Upon seeing the Las Vegas Strip covered in sand, Alice says, "There was no one to push the sand back."
Huh? No one to push the sand back?
Now, I live in Las Vegas, and I don't ...
Oh, wait ... NOW I remember! Yes, I remember all the people at the edges of town, using brooms and mops to sweep the highways and byways to push all the sand back. Right, right, right! I completely forgot! Let's give a salute to those hearty and dedicated young men and women who go out there to dutifully push all that bloody damned sand particles and keep them out of our fair city! Drinks all around!!!
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10.31.2009 - 02:42 | SpazzMaster
I caught this one a while back, and out of all your reviews, this one is by far your best!
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10.31.2009 - 03:13 | ZhaneXActually, they are making a 4th one!
Title: Resident Evil Afterlife
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10.31.2009 - 04:35 | gamepopper
:angry: Reviewing the Resident Evil Films was Phelous's job!
Despite that, you've missed alot of the film out, no wonder you thought the film had no plot! The plots of the film were get as many survivers to Alaska because there have been reports of people there, and to stop Umbrella. You've also missed out the early monologue which explained why almost everywhere turned into a desert.
Finally, shut the hell up, I liked Wesker in this movie!
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10.31.2009 - 05:03 | Agent47
Its funny, cause i still think that Extinction is the best of them.....But he does make a lot of good points :D
Great review :)
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10.31.2009 - 05:07 | AdventChild
Woohoo! ZOMBIE RAVE!
[url]http:// www.youtube.com/watch? v=3in8mJKevcc[/url]
Great review BTW. This movie is pretty pointless and plotless, though does have a good Tyrant which is sadly ruined by the fact Tyrants don't speak.
Well, hopefully Phelous isn't angry that you reviewed this movie before he did.
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Actually they are making a 4th movie, it's called Afterlife http:// residentevil.wikia.com/ Resident_Evil:_Afterlife this link will tell you somewhat about it
And btw, isn't Nemesis considered a type of Tyrant? He talks... kind of... and just chants the word "STARS" over n over...
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10.31.2009 - 06:11 | ThaluikhainI have to say I liked all the RE movies, though I've not played the games.
The beginning bit of this one, in the test facility, and the bit in the radio station...eek!
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10.31.2009 - 06:23 | utter_manWhere the hell have you been? Never stay away from this site for this long ever again!
Anyway, good review :D I hated this movie like there was no tomorrow. There is so much wrong with it i could scream. *orchestra music*
I now demand more SS pronto!
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10.31.2009 - 06:33 | Megadeth
Hello there Mike, you seem like a rather funny chap. I am also a British person, may I accompany you to the next running of the praying mantis?
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10.31.2009 - 07:18 | brian652
good review though i actually liked this chapter in the story especially when comparing it to the just bad second one with the rubber masked nemisis and alice's uber matrix skills that i never quite understood where she got
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10.31.2009 - 07:37 | TatterdemalionMethinks Phelous called dibs on the Resident Evil movies...
...looks like there's only one way to settle this. In...Mortal Kombat!
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