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The Wicker Man (2006)
Written by MikeJ Wednesday, 07 October 2009 00:29
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10.07.2009 - 00:37 | masterowl
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10.07.2009 - 00:46 | Coldguy
This is a great comedy!
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10.07.2009 - 00:46 | Ensiferum
Wow, two videos in one day? You're on a roll. Anyways I love your stuff, keep up the good work.
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10.07.2009 - 00:46 | Gamer_Ely
im starting to become a big fan of yours, and im 100% colonial, blimey a bloody red coat is awesome? haha, but yes, keep up the tremendous work and keep the tea flow strong, there's plenty of movies out there for you.
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If the title had been "Nicolas Cage running around in a bear suit punching women", this movie would have been the best.
Oh that made me laugh.... great review as always :lol:
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10.07.2009 - 01:02 | Bill FelixAwesome. I was in stitches when you overlapped the jaunty music.
"And in here, Nicolas Cage has been dipping his dingle in vaginas all over the place." :lol:
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10.07.2009 - 01:15 | doomgirlmeg
I love this video. I think it's the best of yours I've seen.
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10.07.2009 - 01:20 | Linkara
...JewWario's Jewish?
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10.07.2009 - 04:41 | SpazzMaster
And Spoony is Dr. Insa-
*[size=x-large]SNIPED[/ size]*
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10.07.2009 - 01:31 | EnsiferumBees. My God.
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10.07.2009 - 01:34 | EnsiferumNICHOLAS CAGE! ASSAULTING LESBIANS! IN A BEAR SUIT!
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10.07.2009 - 01:41 | Moffen
That Nicolas Cage punching women can actually be topped, he could have done a shoryuuken like Spoony... While in a bearsuit.
Great video overall.
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10.07.2009 - 01:41 | Cross
So JewWario is a Jewish Wario. If only there was some kind of hint to let us know that.
Anyway, this movie looks painfully boring aside from the scenes of Cage punching women. I've never really like the original myself. I've never really been a big fan of those kinds of twist endings when the bad guys win. Especially when they're evil religious cults. :s
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10.07.2009 - 12:58 | rageofkyubii
Same here. I hate those kinds of movies.
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10.07.2009 - 01:42 | Fiendly
christ, i saw this movie with Rifftrax the other day and it was still painful... until Nicolas Cage started punching women, then it became [i]amazing[/i]. i'd have given anything to be there when they filmed the scene where Cage K.O.s that woman while dressed as a bear. i'd have ruined that shot with maniacal laughter every single time.
great review, 5 stars all the way, and a very solid collaboration with JewWario
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10.07.2009 - 02:04 | Grahamreaper
I havent seen this film and that was a good reason why, except from making a short out of him punching women the film is dire. But in that last scene when he gets captured he has a gun. Why didnt he try a juggernaugjt charge at the weakest point of the crowd shoot any turd that gets in the way and make a run for it. Even for drama sake if he did that and then got captured it would prove a little more entertaining. Oh well it seems Nick Cage is fast becoming the Jason Statham of America the guy with one expression one voice from the acting school for trees.
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10.07.2009 - 03:38 | Fiendlythe women stole the clip out of the gun Cage was waving around at the climax.
also, i see Cage as more of a Keanu Reeves than a Jason Statham.
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I couldn't help but laugh through all of it. it's completely hilarious. What were they thinking when they remade this movie? Nick Cage screaming in the bee helmet made me lol.
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10.07.2009 - 02:15 | ralfalfa
AWESOME.
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I've been watching your videos since you're Jaws review, as I started watching your stuff more and more I began to realize you release videos incredibly fast and practically everyday.
How, how is it you release such great videos in such quick time? I'm astonished!
I'll be watching this tomorrow.
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10.07.2009 - 02:47 | MikeJ
I wouldn't expect another one tomorrow ;) these are the episodes I released for series one over the period of a few months, and they're now being featured on the site before season two starts :)
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10.07.2009 - 02:40 | Parafernalia
"YOU'RE JEWISH?!?" lol, awesome review.
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10.07.2009 - 02:49 | RickyFittsMy favorite Shameful Sequels to date. Your videos keep getting better and better. I just loved the JewWario cameo.
Whats up with Nick Cages acting in this movie? I have the suspicion that the quality of his acting is allways dependent of the quality of the movie he's in. I cant believe this is the same guy that starred in 8mm, Adaptation and Wild at Heart.
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10.07.2009 - 02:51 | Trollwood
Haven't you already done this?
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10.07.2009 - 02:53 | mwong04
[size=large]I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!![/size]
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11.01.2009 - 23:39 | XanltheCSG:0 :shock: :huh:
*awkwardly walks out of room*
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10.07.2009 - 03:21 | Chris P Bacon
Get me my bear suit, it's Cage time.
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10.08.2009 - 03:13 | Courtney
Fuck yes!
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Yes! So happy to see this one up! Easily my favorite review you've ever done, and I can't wait to see what new content you come up with for the site!
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You need a proper hat:
http://www.christys- hats.com/viewhats2.php? section=Bowler%20Hats
Tea bags are ok, but seriously, Tettly? you could drink nats piss and be doing better. Try some loose leaf Assam.
It's like your not even trying to be British.
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[quote=doctormo]Tea bags are ok, but seriously, Tettly? you could drink nats piss and be doing better. Try some loose leaf Assam.
It's like your not even trying to be British.[/quote]
Assam is an Indian tea.
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10.10.2009 - 12:52 | doctormoYour not big on jokes then? *facepalm*
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10.07.2009 - 03:52 | iamnotincompliance
How has there not been a sequel made of this already? It practically writes itself! Following hot on the heels of the Hollywood-style "remake" here, Nicholas Cage, having escaped from the giant burning man, escapes the island unnoticed in spite of the broken legs, massive second and third degree burns covering most of his body, and not actually having any way of escaping. Having spent the intervening years since the previous movie in a concise recovery montage, he returns to the island that very nearly cost him his life and spends 90 minutes just running around punching women. All that's missing is a pithy "Snakes on a plane"-esque marketing campaign telling you exactly what you'll get and the Oscars and shattered box office records will follow. IT CAN'T MISS!
Basically a long way of saying I enjoyed the video and look forward to more.
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10.07.2009 - 04:09 | TragicGuineaPig
Instead of the goblin king music, you should have went with Yackity Sax. I know, it's a bit cliche, but it is jauntier.
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10.07.2009 - 04:36 | Zachrid
The Wicker-Man is your best so far.
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[quote=Linkara] ...JewWario's Jewish?[/quote]
That only obviouse hint is the name! Everything ellse you wouldn't have thaught. Guess I'm out of touch with moderate religouse practices :P.
But anyway, I felt that Mike missed out alot of potential critism of this movie. Like how the acting is totaly dull, some scenes being almost blatant copies of the origional and the fact that they removed ALL religouse subplots and theams that made the origional lead protagonist have any form of CHARACTER DEAPTH!
Furthermore, the origional was creepy because all the Pagen rituals were vibrant, but still unusual and getting more and more bizzar by the minute. Especialy with all the religouse practices getting under the lead protagonist's skin. In the remake, barley ANYTHING happens AT ALLL!
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