Holy guacamole! That movie looked terrible! Good job Mike.
Starship Troopers 3
Written by MikeJ Friday, 02 October 2009 20:36
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Comments (143)
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10.02.2009 - 20:55 | Bingo Zero
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10.02.2009 - 21:04 | dawnbreak
bar fights IN SPACE!!!!
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10.02.2009 - 21:07 | ProfBathrobe
:cheer:
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10.02.2009 - 21:12 | deathtamer666
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
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10.02.2009 - 21:17 | rageofkyubii
Well, that was....odd. I've never seen sunch a confusingly-bad movie.
oh well. WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
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saw this movie with my bro and it wasn't just weird but pretty bad. Nothing made sense and Rico did nothing =( first one was good though lol
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10.02.2009 - 21:19 | teleportgreat
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10.02.2009 - 21:21 | gotmewrong1984Great review, can't wait to see more!
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10.02.2009 - 21:22 | Parafernalia
that gun was just amazingly big :0
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10.02.2009 - 21:23 | Nadilo
Nooooo I was gonna to do a review on that film....oh wait there are a lot of crap in hollywood...
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10.02.2009 - 21:25 | Cross
Pretty funny, although I want to know what happened in the end.
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10.02.2009 - 21:33 | The Hardcore Kid
Yeah, we need more British people on this website. You, Film Brain and Welshy aren't enough!
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10.02.2009 - 21:40 | Chechi25
awesome review even though it was a little short XD the jokes were hilarious!
LOL at the ending!
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10.02.2009 - 21:41 | M.Seijin
:shock: Oh my Gentel Jesus, I was actualy right about him being incestuous! :X I'm not sure about this guy anymore. :(
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10.02.2009 - 23:15 | ChaosD1
It's okay. She [i]is[/i] 16.
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10.02.2009 - 21:46 | CanadianOtakuGamer
It's kind of odd to complain about a bad sequel to a movie that was already shit. I'm asuming this was another Direct to DVD deal.
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10.02.2009 - 21:58 | Fox_Silent-K
Seeing this makes me laugh, haven't laughed in awhile either. Ah it feels good.
Yes she is obviously compensating for something.
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10.02.2009 - 22:02 | Deimos1984rd
Wow that movie was so laughably bad. They actually started the movie with a music number...a very bad and very corny music number, wow.
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10.02.2009 - 22:31 | reifuTDI really don't like this review, I know ST3 was cheeply made but it's really not that bad. Yeah it make funnable. But this reveiw was not funny.
He should have done Starship Troopers 2 that was worst then this one.
PS: they didn't rip off Aliens 2 read the book this movies based on, Aliens 2 riped them off :angry:
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10.03.2009 - 01:33 | Tacoma Yakko
All three ST's were mediocre films that did the best they could with what they had. It was a pity that the budget for the first film wasn't a tad higher so they could show off all the destructive technology and armored suits that the book boasted (and that I really hoped for when I first saw the trailer). If that were the case, it might've set a better example for the following films.
And yeah, that wasn't an Aliens ripoff any more than Warhammer's a Warcraft ripoff.
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10.03.2009 - 08:06 | reifuTDWarcraft came out in 1994
Starship Troopers came out in 1960 sorry the book did it first.
It about people in robots fighting aliens.In a military war the first to do so.
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10.03.2009 - 12:44 | TEAM_DERRICK
Warhammer came out in 1983.
Warcraft came out in the early 90's.
Get your facts straight.
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10.03.2009 - 13:22 | reifuTDwell didn't say anything about Warhammer but still Starship Troopers was there first.
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05.30.2010 - 17:58 | ARabidStar WarsFan
Also Aliens didn't rip off the movie, which was obviously not a thing like the book. They made the actors playing the Marines in the movie read the Book as a part of them getting into character as well as sending them thru Bootcamp.
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10.02.2009 - 22:33 | tony1z
defiantly keep this guy critic
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10.02.2009 - 22:55 | summernight
There was a Starship Troopers 3!!! :woohoo: I didn't even knew their was a second one!!! :woohoo: I got to say, awesome review on this terrible movie from what I could see. It look like a film from The Asylum.
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10.02.2009 - 23:13 | Southie
Well done, your best review yet
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10.02.2009 - 23:25 | ChaosD1His [i]first[/i] review yet.
Don't mind the out-of-orderness. Mike is pretty consistent in all his videos. (Still crossing my fingers for Wicker Man 2006 to make the front page.)
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Me too. That is honestly one of my favorite reviews on the internet. And one of my "favorite" movies of all time.
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10.02.2009 - 23:41 | Abrams63j
This was a very dissatisfying movie. Good thing I didn't have to buy it myself.
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10.02.2009 - 23:44 | b9bomber
The nude scene didn't save the movie? Not very many movies can sink so low that nude women don't make it much better. At least the tea was good right?
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10.02.2009 - 23:45 | Rion
Bad movie...
Bad review...
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10.02.2009 - 23:48 | goldman
i knew this wasn't new!
it had some kinda...
oldiness thingie going on
yeah, don't worry, i get what i'm saying
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10.02.2009 - 23:56 | Obscurus Lupa
You had me at "It's okay. She's 16." LOL
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10.03.2009 - 00:07 | Skywalkersci love the shamful sequal movies but i don't know how to find them where do i have to look? i only find them by new videos
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10.03.2009 - 00:19 | angel85
The first movie was okay, pretty good actually, but this is shit...how was the second one? I've seen it for rent at blockbuster and I've been meaning to check it out.
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10.06.2009 - 12:48 | FoxZero
I saw it too, and rented it. Straight to DVD films can be surprisingly good (Equilibrium is an excellent example), but ST2 was so bad I was confused as to how they could fuck up that bad.
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10.03.2009 - 00:25 | sylvacoer
why in god's name did heinlein's estate ever agree to these movies being made?! *headdesk repeatedly*
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10.03.2009 - 00:26 | ScreamingDoomAre British people known for incestuous relationships with their siblings? This is a stereotype of which I was never aware!
Also, that movie sucked. And wasn't the drugged up actress with the huge frog lips the Most Emotional Vulcan Ever on Enterprise, T'Pol?
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10.03.2009 - 00:29 | hybridunknownok...maybe i'm just drunk, but i swear that review made like NO sense. I gfeel like is hould like you cuz you're british, but you gotta make with the funny, man. l ike, for real real.
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