Jaws III and IV (Part 02)

(225 votes, average 4.86 out of 5)


NOTE: Another new producer for your consideration. As always, we want to know what you think. Also, the audio is a tad quiet so please adjust accordingly.

Comments (160)
  • aerocheder
    About time TGWTG Added you :cheer: anyways great review i love the series
  • Coldguy
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    :angry: Movies like this give sharks a bad name...
  • Cferra
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    Again, Awesome stuff, Mike!
  • marbles
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    I think I like this guy better than The other reviewers introduced this week. Awesome job!
  • superhypermoose
    i have more laughs from him than anyone else on the site.
  • jnywest
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    I could use some tea...

    Love this guy...keep him
  • jdh1271
    This was pretty cool. And I agree with you Michael... WHY MICHAEL CAINE WHY!!!???
  • Fluffyman
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    They didn't even try and make it look like a shark, at times it looks like it's standing on it's fin on an invisible floor, while it's upper body is in the air.
  • _Frank_
    Awesome videos i hope to see more from you.

    Jaws is my favorite movie of all time and i just pretend the rest never happened.
  • Raven266
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    I agree, well the second one was allright I guess, but the others are just shit on a stick poured over with vomit!
  • Gamerafan17
    Phil lamar did hermes not van peebles there
  • artimus
    Please pick Mike up! He's one of the funniest film reviewers since Film Brain and Cinema Snob but with a calmer style.
  • ChaosD1
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    Well, of course shark is the fastest form of travel known to man.

    Now to say what I say every time I see you...

    MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!
  • Quiznos1025
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    Finally! It's about time you guys added him. You keep him around. You hear me? Keep him!
  • avidfan141
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    finally. iv been waiting for him to get on the site. congratulations MikeJ
  • MaidOfAwesome
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    I can appreciate the lack of the will to go on without tea available...

    Nice review!
  • Mark Ross
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    Welcome to the site, dude. Hope you stay here for a long time. About this ass movie... Dear lord, that shark just roared?!
  • Cyborcat
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    I'm so glad you did this movie--it's so hilariously bad. Gotta love the floating roaring shark =P
  • Tjhom
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    I friggen loved this review, great orchestra scream. And good to see film brain. These films were so bad, gave sharks such a bad name and made people think you could explode them rather easily
  • DrProfessor
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    Really liked this one too. Even better than the first part. Hope you stick around.
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    Oh, I remember this movie. Sean's death scene has been burned into my retina at how fucking horrible and poorly made it was. In my mind, I just keep seeing all these flash cuts and the mouth of a giant plastic shark....
  • LUrabbi
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    The roaring shark. A physical impossibility, a cinematic abomination.

    Please keep Mike J!
  • tric
    this guy is a keeper for sure!
  • Mallow
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    I'm diggin' it. Only complaint I'd have is, as you addressed, the audio's a bit on the low side - it's hard to hear even with the volume all the way up, though it may just be my speakers.

    Anyway, great review, great reviewer.
  • BloodySharpie
    There actually was a Jaws 5; Spoony mentions it in his review of the film Robowar.
  • catiescarlett
    Welcome to the site! Awesome first set of reviews; I'm looking forward to seeing more from you!
  • Andrenn
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    Awesome new series, needs a bit of work on some of the jokes but I still liked it. I hope we see more.
  • TheNewGuy  - the first was the best.
    oh wow.... iremember seeing this movie for the first time and i almost crapped myself with laughter when the shark actually ROARED! I really just couldn't believe how bad they screwed up a jaws movie.
    oh yeah and to bloody sharpie the Jaws 5 spoony mentioned wasn't a real sequel and was actually only called Jaws 5 in some countries but with how bad these movies are that Jaws 5 was probably better.
  • JewWario
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    Someone I have liked from the get-go. Keep 'im!
  • Monekop
    Awesome new series, however there was a Jaws 5, a Bruno Mattei film titled cruel Jaws and sometimes called Jaws 5.
  • kitlerc
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    Great cameo! Overall, I enjoyed your work. Good reviews, some funny gags, and good criticism, none of it felt forced.

    And I can explain the exploding shark. It must be the same kind of shark from the 1966 Batman film. Be sure to have your shark repellent!

    And be thankful Michael Kane was in that film, probably the most bearable thing to watch in that movie. Especially when he cries "Holy Shit" during the shark attack. Hilarious.

    I look forward to more of your work!
  • talkjawking100  - Not bad but
    Stick more to the movie than to your "tea" sketches. I ended up fast forwarding through those bits...

    And I'm kinda sad, now I fear the Nostalgia Critic's never gonna review Jaws 3 and 4. Those are some of my favorite bad movies. :lol:
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