Hagan Reviews - 13th Child

(28 votes, average 4.86 out of 5)
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  • Plutoburns  - FUN!!!!
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    You and Omega make a great combo. Did you merry her, or did I imagine that?
  • Chicken Parma  - No, you didn't imagine it.
    Hagan and Omega married last year.
  • TheBrigeedaRocks
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    Ok, wow, no, whoever made this movie clearly didn't do their research on the Jersey Devil or they did and decided to disregard it entirely. Something tells me it's the latter.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Which member of Jersey Shore is the Jersey Devil?
  • Guild Navigator
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    Feels like ages since Her Terribleness reviewed a crappy flick. So the Jersey Devil was the Unabomber all along?
  • leviadragon99
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    Heh, injokes indeed, you two make a very fun reviewing team.
  • Hentai Slayer
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    This movie had a lot of potential but screwed up majorly.
  • Professor_Jack
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    why do you slay hentai? All it wants to do is give you boners. and frighten you a little
  • Gurney45
    I like to think the fuzzy mic gives her a warm, Charlie Brown-esque quality to even out Hagan's clipped angry bite.
  • OmegaGeek
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    Yeeaah. Problem is, the mic we use for voiceovers is powerful and schwanky but is USB. What I really need is a camera or shotgun mic, or at least an input converter. What we might try next time is recording with the desk mic in Audition as we're filming, then wipe the video soundtrack and replace it with the synched audio from the mic.
  • Creature SH
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    A highly enjoyable review once again - And always nice to see a Hagomega (am I doing tabloid right?) collaboration.

    And I still maintain that "Wank club" is hilarious.
  • ladydiskette
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    At least "Bless The Child" had stuff happening in THAT movie, and it was as dull as powder. Its a shame that a interesting concept for a horror movie was executed in such a shitty way.

    You would think a movie made about a historical Jersey myth by New Jersey people would have worked better and be done as a token of love to its state, but all I saw in it was self-hate and loathing.

    And that makes me sad :(
  • andx0r
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    WHAT YOU GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN SHROUDAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!
  • Syntania  - Wow, just...wow.
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    Whoever is responsible for this film needs to be kicked out of New Jersey.
    The Jersey Devil was the 13th child of a woman named Mother Leeds, which is why the Jersey Devil is also referred to as the "Leeds Devil". Her husband was a raging, abusive alcoholic, and when she found herself expecting their 13th child, she proclaimed, "To the Devil with this child!" When the child was born, it looked normal at first, the mutated to a monstrous form and escaped into the Pine Barrens.
  • funnyscares595  - Thank you!
    As a native of New Jersey, this movie was extremely painful to watch. They got so much wrong.
  • Steve3 in 3-D  - Could I use any more question marks????
    HOW HOW HOW did they get Robert "Benson" Guillaume?!? Growing up in lily-white southwestern Missouri, the first black men I remember seeing were Billy Cosby and Robert Guillaume, from watching the Cosby Show and Benson. This...this just makes me sad. I didn't even notice him until I heard that voice.

    "New Jersey's horror movie"?? -a much better Jersey Devil movie would be "Last Broadcast" (even if the ending came way the hell out of nowhere and broke the framing narrative).

    A Shogun Assassin review??? aka legendary manga Lone Wolf and Cub aka that movie Uma and her child watch in Kill Bill Vol. 2???
  • DarkNacht  - Wank Club
    The fight club bit was great. I would love to see the full movie done like that.
  • nowhere
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    I would LOVE to see a truly well done Jersey Devil movie. Or a good adaptation of "The Barrens" by F. Paul Wilson. It doesn't really feature the Jersey Devil but at least it's mentioned and the Pine Lights aspect of the story is truly creepy.
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