Chirpy

(57 votes, average 4.88 out of 5)
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  • Uno
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    Where do you find this stuff?? Great review. :)
  • bificommander
    I hope during that conversation you asked the director when he decided to make this film. And which substances may have been involved.
  • Whisper Critic
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    O_O um....only thing i can say is this:
    What the fuck am i looking at!?!?
  • Dakota The Mad  - Theory
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    Well that was... Weird to say the least. But if you think about the movie, its sort of darker than it represents.

    What I mean is, the mushrooms Chirpy ate were grown from manure. And manure is feces used as a fertilizer and can come from any animal. Including horses. So, in my opinion, the horse may have been the one who made the manure so that mushrooms can be made and someone would eat and cause them to trip. And he used that as an advantage to have sex with the animal.

    But that's just what I think.
  • TheSkunk
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    I really must be a masochistic to keep watching
    Diamanda Hagan videos knowing that she takes pleasure in scaring her fans for life....I'm also aware she has reviewed much, much worse....
  • The Movie Explorer
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    I can only look at something like this and sit disbelieving, mouth agape, that someone, somewhere, thought it was a good idea to put the money, time and effort into seeing this project through from beginning to end.

    Nice use of magic markers and scratches on the film, though, I guess...? (shrugs)

    I approve of the use of Patti Smith. (thumbs up)
  • cyan
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    well that was something
  • Flaregun
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    Well, so much for me ever associating that song with Adam Adamant again. Nope, from now on whenever I cue up Ms. Smith, it's gonna be images of a little bird drowning in gallons of horse cum that flash through my mind.

    Just like with Ke$ha.
  • lilbird
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    "And now we all know how the Pegasus was made."

    Holy crap, I think we stumbled onto someone's Greek mythology fan fiction in cartoon form. No name was given outside of Chirpy, but I think Zeus was the horse.

    That's the only other explanation.
  • Azadeth
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    Goddamned furries.
  • DylanS
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    Man, that was NASTY. Was this film a refugee from the 1960s, because it looks like it was animated as such.
  • TWK
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    Still a fantastic review after watching it a second time.
  • Creature SH
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    Ooooh, love is definitely in the air these days. Particularly the love between the rather tall and the somewhat short. ;)

    Despite of the uncharacteristicly short duration of the review, definitely one of the Hagan classics. Always enjoyable in a horrible, horrible way!
  • Guild Navigator
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    Mother of Zod...

    And the bird getting inflated from horse semen ingestation is even worse. Jonh Waters,you have been dethroned...
  • Sgt. Swatter
    Semen-inflated birds make better beach-balls than what you'd expect. In other words: What. The. Hell?
  • Goat Boy
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    Kind of brings a new meaning to this line from "Walking With Beasts":

    "This is a world where birds eat horses."
  • Falconfly
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    Gastornis x early horses is defenitely more biologically plausible.
  • TheLaughingFish
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    Chirpy. It is a thing that exists.

    I am pretty sure a bird the size of Chirpy cannot feasibly hold that much Semen in its stomach. Also, just because it's called a pecker does not mean that is what you want to happen to it.
  • Dr Forrester
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    I hate to admit it, but I had actually seen this before. The pegasus line was great though, Hagan. Good stuff
  • cannedfury
    I'm not jaded, but after seeing the internet all I can think is "How is this one special enough to win an award?"
  • 2-B-Animated
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    ....With movies that have concepts like....whatever in Gods name I just saw right now, I can only manage to ask one simple question: "Why?" Just. WHY.
  • Lieju
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    I kinda would like to know that as well.

    The feeling I get from it is that it attempted to be disturbing and offensive.

    But if the director genuinely was into it and thought it was saying something important about love and differences and sexual freedom and Jesus, then I feel like I can respect it at least a bit.
  • JJAlbert
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    -- The aristocrats. :p

    Yeah, I've gotta thank Diamanda, for helping me to avoid any movies that might cause me want to inflict massive damage to my person. :-

    Thanks, Diamanda! :D
  • Fanofyou
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    Mom and Dad Save the World! I had forgotten that movie!
  • CatDoom
    Hey, don't try to blame this one on the furries! At least in furry porn... um... well, for one thing... er...

    God damn it, this is furry porn! x.x
  • Moomoof
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    Forgive me world but all i can muster is meh xD

    I've seen things ....and this is just funny to me i guess im sick in the head
  • Blizz3112
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    I kind of agree with Moomoof... Worse is there to be found... XD

    Still, brave of you to review such a thing, Diamanda... Then again, you are probably used to these things by now... ;-)
  • Hermnny
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    Well, in an Australian film festival human and donkey fucking from South America was was awarded top honors. Thankfully no other film festival will go on if that film has to be shown. I am guessing this film got much the same treatment, I hope.
  • Lieju
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    Yeah, I don't find this disturbing.

    The most disturbing thing for me is that drugs were involved, so there might be consent issues, but otherwise, so what? They were both willing and into it.

    And of course it's animated, so no actual animals were hurt, and it's aware of how silly it is.
    And possibly it's attempting to be offensive, in which case, I care even less.

    I find it much more disturbing if creepy things are presented as admirable or normal.
    (So most of Hollywood romances, for example, or quite a lot of religious stuff)
  • Behellmorph
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    ...Thanks, I am never gonna recover from...that.
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