Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas

(35 votes, average 4.66 out of 5)

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  • ColeYote
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    Based on the title, I'm hoping this is about Richard Nixon and Hulk Hogan smoking weed and hanging out with Santa. I'm going to be sorely disappointed if this does not turn out to be the case.
  • Skunkwerks  - Tricky Dick and Hoak Hogan
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    I was hoping this too. What I got instead is what seemingly results when you hand a pair of Juggalos that ~think~ they're funny a camera.
  • EarthboundXE
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    Never been a fan of drug humor myself, it might be my most hated form of humor actually, followed by sex comedies.
  • Professor_Jack  - as mentioned on twitter
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    this review has made me an honest-to-god fan.

    Vikingminion bent at the waist "my butt has power" needs to be a tshirt
  • gehringer
    "Nixon and Hogan": Cheech and Chong, but without even a little bit of funniness.
  • wizardbaker
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    I think I'll need to check some of this shit out.

    Stuff like this is great because there aren't any rules to follow, you have so little to work with that you somehow have so much to create. And if someone decides to make a film about Santa getting ass fucked by a weed witch, than good for them.

    Good review.
  • NickBrianWalters  - Great!
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    This is the best review EVER. I'm not just saying that because I played Don Duepe and was the Cinematographer on Nixon And Hogan Smoke Christmas.

    Minion For Life!
  • leviadragon99
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    Huh, so then what happened to the fourth and final member of your old band...
  • DiamandaHagan
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    I'm sure thatll be revealed later on.
  • ColeYote
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    I'm sure it has something to do with The Reason.
  • Creature SH
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    I can say with certainty that this review is wonderfully for saving a terrible day. At least if you're like me and not easily freaked out. I imagine that the review subject is capable of ruining a day for some people. But that's their loss!

    In any case, this was very worthy of a 50th episode (congratulations again, by the way!!). Not a dull moment and great performances all around!
  • TWK
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    Really happy to see this review on here, especially if it creates a new audience for Hack Movies.

    If anyone is interested in seeing some awesome shorts, here's the youtube channel for Kevin Strange:

    http://www.youtube.com/ KevinStrange

    Also, if you want Hack Movies to return, tell him on twitter @KevinTheStrange

    And of course, BUY HIS BOOK at:

    StrangehouseBooks.com

    Have I done enough plugging yet?
  • ladydiskette
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    I like the opening of your review Hagan, I watched MartialHorror a couple of times and he is pretty good. I also enjoyed how they poked fun at the "celebrity" status of internet reviewing. Nice.

    This whole movie looks like the script was written on more of a crack rp between two silly friends on a IM than any actual writing process.


    P.S. I love TheOmega's little lobster friend, he is so adorable.
  • Grimm
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    that witch was pretty hot till she whipped out her penis
  • JethroQ
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    I did try watching this review high a while back, that didn't improve the movie, despite what you might assume.

    But the review was hilarious.
  • 3DMaster
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    Hack minions...

    That reminds me...

    What happened to Apollo Z Hack!?
  • TWK
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    He and Channel Awesome came to a mutual agreement and he left and is now doing his own thing on his youtube channel:

    youtube.com/ ThirdActFilms
  • Orpheus of the Darkness
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    And after watching this I want to gather all my fellows, drink to death and recreate the stupidiest lines and scenes
  • Count Jackula
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    I like that Count Jackula guy. He is a handsome fellow.
  • Veran
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    How come they move their hands like so when they speak?
    It's like they swimming or something.
  • Captain Comrade  - Synergy Blend
    Outrageous review. Truly truly truly outrageous.
  • dascottjr
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    I saw the review both on Blip and Radio Dead Air when it first went up, and even now, it's still one of the most unique and amusing reviewer cameo-gasms I've seen. Quite the melting pot!
  • NickBrianWalters  - Plugs?!!
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    This film was years ago, so everyone should of course buy Kevins books, but also check out my latest art house horror film "Coyote" at :
    http:// juengercoyote.wordpress.c om/
  • Cirrra
    Holy schlamoley... o.0

    Hey, why did that van say "Saint Charles, MO"? Is that where it was filmed?

    ...well, I suppose there was some partying there, too, just before Lewis and Clark first set off back in the day, which resulted in 25 lashes for disrespectful misconduct....

    Like minions playing video games. :P
  • Geektality
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    Pfff. If this doesn't involve Richard Nixon and Hulk Hogan fighting vampire Santas, well, I'm just not interested.
  • TWtch Grimm
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    Lmao cat toys kill elder gods. Also love the Islam suicide! Too funny.
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    Guess I'm a D-list internet reviewer. :D
  • SerenityMoonstone
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    I'm a little confused, only because, no offense, I'm pretty sure MarzGirl is more famous then you.
  • TheLaughingFish
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    The weed witch looks almost exactly like a Stoner friend I knew in high school... O.o
  • trepiechick
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    I bet that bag is full of catnip.
  • Wicked J  - Columbian Smoke Weed!
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    1st: Another great review Hagan. Already up to B-List review in my opinion.

    2nd: I know this is basically a zero budget indie flick, but you gotta work really hard to make Big Money Hustlas look like Gangs of New York.

    3rd: See #1
  • Zemu6  - E-List Internet Reviewer Coalition..
    AHOY!!!
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