Zombeak (with JewWario)
Written by Diamanda Hagan Wednesday, 08 February 2012 02:20
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Comments (39)
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02.08.2012 - 06:50 | kagella
Any way to fix the aspect ratio?
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02.08.2012 - 07:13 | kagellaI think this is the most painful review I've seen here to date. I can't imagine how bad it must be actually watching the whole film.
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02.08.2012 - 08:04 | JunkWatcherwow, now this is a weird and unexpected cross-over.
9:19 well, where else should they paint a pentagram to summon Satan? I mean you can't expect them to paint a pentagram on the moon or something. That would be silly.
23:44 Oh...
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02.08.2012 - 08:33 | Pdr
Great review; nice chemistry between Diamanda and Luigi.
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02.08.2012 - 09:00 | Poipoi
JewWario is so cute when he gets scared by Hagan!
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02.08.2012 - 09:53 | Cheshire Kitten
So Tarja left Nightwish because of a Satan chicken...weird, I never knew that.
Good video, both of you.
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02.08.2012 - 13:04 | ladydiskette
Tarja was good, but I think the other singer that replaced her is just as great. She has that sort of deep operatic voice that I always enjoyed singing along too.
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02.08.2012 - 10:01 | Creature SH
I greatly enjoy the idea that Hagan just randomly ambushes people for crossovers, regardless of whether or not it even makes sense for those reviewers to review that particular movie. It tickles me the right way.
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02.08.2012 - 12:30 | ladydiskettelol, yeah, I think that should be her thing when she does future crossovers. Kidnappings, ambushes, threats, you name it.
Anything that would definitely be Hagan.
Why ask when you could hold them hostage after all? :)
Oooooh JewWario just punched Hagan, its been nice knowing you JDUb.
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02.08.2012 - 10:37 | UratohIt was enjoyable to a degree. I saw it at a con as the 'force people to sit through it to watch Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter' first half of a double feature. The zombies really are that terrible, they just kind of stand there and drone 'I see, I know.' over and over :o
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02.08.2012 - 12:13 | satireknightThat... movie... was... stupid. Violent hicks vs. Satanists with a woman-boffing zombie Satan chicken? It sounds like it should be awesome, but it's not.
And I'm amazed there was any scenery by the end of the movie, between the gay Satanist and the Mascara girl.
The review was fun, though. :D I especially love the idea of Hagan roaming the con, looking for innocent victims to review stuff with.
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02.08.2012 - 12:28 | Aural Aurum
Did anybody else think the guy singing in the credits song sounded like Serj Tankian from an alternate universe?
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02.08.2012 - 12:45 | The_Awesometeer
Interesting crossover
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02.08.2012 - 13:08 | ladydisketteAll I have to say about this movie is this: Zombeak is what "My Name is Earl" would be like as a horror movie.
Which is said because I loved that show.
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02.08.2012 - 15:17 | Moon Spirit
Never thought that JewWario would be forced to watch whatever Diamanda Hagan has to offer. Really funny stuff.
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02.08.2012 - 15:20 | sethpc
POULTRYGEIST is, of course, the *best* zombie chicken movie.
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02.08.2012 - 16:26 | napalmhavica
LOL what would happen if Hagen and Jew Wario had a baby?
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02.08.2012 - 17:10 | Keiji
Hah, nice Nightwish reference. Maybe they should get a new, higher pitch voiced Mascara That everyone hates likes Matt smith until they actually hear her.
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Oh shit, Mascara came back for her own Sologig.
JUST LIKE TARJA.
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02.08.2012 - 20:18 | PopCultureOtaku
Great video but poor JewWario.
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02.08.2012 - 21:04 | LikaLaruku
Reminds me of Final Fantasy Unlimited; the only person alive in the end is the one you hate the most.
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02.08.2012 - 22:46 | Mr.Evil
Yes, the crossover we've all been waiting for. The Lecher Bitch and... that guy with the yellow hat? I mean, he did suck out Phelous's soul through the Internet once, but he's hardly qualified to do unmitigated evil.
Thoughts:
- 4:20: I think we just witnessed the beginning of JewWario's end.
- So being outside your comfort zone makes JewWario make cum jokes? I'm backing away from this line of thinking, though I will say that the zombie chicken will "come" when you least expect it.
Don't blame me, you guys started it.
- Once every thirteen years? There should be plenty of Satan spawn by now... Actually, that would explain a lot.
- Pentagrams, Necronomicons... wouldn't it be cool if Cthulu showed up instead of Satan?
- Hagan, there's never been a GOOD Kirk Cameron movie.
- Wait, the sheriff knows about zombies but doesn't shoot for the head?
- I stand corrected, JewWario. You have the proper amount of evil to make this work.
Great crossover.
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Zombeak signifies the beginning of my career in feature films! I did a large chunk of the visual fx (mostly the crappy CG...and the gunshot to the head)....I did it all on a crappy dell laptop, for free.
Over the years I have worked on new horror classics like Drag me to Hell and Piranha 3D....but I have also worked on some more commercial films like Green Lantern and currently Ang Lee's new Life of Pi. But there will always be a special place in my heart for this silly movie that kick started my career!
Can't wait to watch this video! I also sent the link to the Director...so maybe he will comment....he loves that his film has become notorious!
*Edit: I never actually saw the final film and I noticed in the review that the shotgun headshot is NOT the one I did....:( Sad that got replaced...since mine was better.
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02.09.2012 - 15:05 | DiamandaHagan
Hope you liked the review and I sorta liked the red cgi sguiggly thing :p
Id love to talk to the director of a film I reviewed, do an interview about the film/ rebuttal to the review.
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02.10.2012 - 09:00 | gentlefuryThe review was great! Very entertaining. I sent it to John, I'll let him know that you would like to interview him...he loves talking about his stuff. I don't think we would really offer much by way of a rebuttal tho...it was never meant to be a serious film. He loves that it has gained infamy. We made a no budget horror film about a zombie chicken, and here it is being reviewed over 6 years later! I'd say that's pretty successful! better to be notoriously bad than mediocre and forgotten!
Oh hey, there's John right under this comment! See told you he watched it :)
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02.09.2012 - 19:13 | DirtyHippie
Apparently, a chicken possessed by Satan changes breeds too. The unpossessed chicken is a White Leghorn, not sure what the possessed one is. That girl describes a movie plot like a four-year-old!
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02.10.2012 - 03:58 | DiamandaHaganwhats up with the aspect ratio? the footage of us is as was filmed (i usually make it artificially widescreen)
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02.10.2012 - 21:07 | daverboyIt's stretched vertically, too skinny.
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02.11.2012 - 17:49 | php101I... I think I'm scarred for life after that. I had no idea what to expect.
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YAY!
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...WHO THE HELL WATCHES THESE REVIEWS AND GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ASPECT RATIOS? AND THEN HAS THE STUPID IDEA TO POST ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS?
SCREW YOU TROLLS!!!
On a more positive note, I was amazed that this crossover happened and pleasantly surprised that Jewwario builds up a good Hagan-rage throughout. Hagan being silent for so long after the hit was just hilarious.
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02.12.2012 - 20:30 | daverboyIt's not trolling. I just find stretched aspect ratios annoying, and wanted to let them know there was a problem with it. Calm your tits dude.
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02.15.2012 - 10:16 | DiamandaHagani dont think its streched. i just usually create an artificial widescreen and didnt for this or eat the schoolgirl because i already had 45 ish hrs rendering per review.
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02.15.2012 - 10:15 | DiamandaHaganI'm pretty sure he's not trolling.
glad you enjoyed it!
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03.01.2012 - 09:58 | MisterHongKongBuffetIs it just me or was all of the audio for this movie recorded using two cups and a piece of string? I guess it adds to the Manos-like quality of these really bad horror films.
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05.23.2012 - 16:42 | sage7this... i can't think of two more oposite portrayls. i like it :-)
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Anyway: this crossover wasn't something I was expecting to see. JewWario with Hagan? Can't complain though. You're both awesome and at least it's surprising and different. Plus for some reason I liked the part where Psychoneko was kicked out of the review by the Lecher Bitch :D
Also refreshing to see JewWario cursing like a truck driver.