Face Off #2: Killer Klowns vs Killer Tomatoes

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  • reddeath555
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    I remember watching Killer Clowns From Outer Space when i was seven... scared the bejeezus outta me o.O had a clown phobia ever since ahaha
  • Guru Larry
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    Killer Klowns is one of my all-time fave movies! I got an ex-rental VHS copy as a kid as they never released it for sale here, and I pre-ordered the DVD of it from the US a few years back :D

    Shame the sequel got canned, that sounded pretty cool.

    As for Killer Tomatoes, I've never seen the original, but liked the sequel, anything with Gomez Addams as the villain is automatically awesome!!!

  • edzoologist
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    "Anything with Gomez Addams as the villain is automatically awesome!!!"

    Its called the Street Fighter movie. It's villain was the late great Raul Julia who played Gomez Addams in the movie versions. In the Street Fighter movie he plays M. Bison, infamous villain of the Fighter franchise. Thereby making Gomez Addams the villain. And do I need to talk about how much the Street Fighter movie sucks?
  • SSH  - Killer Klowns
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    Why do I think they should win, simple with all those different types of guns, and other things in their arsenals I think they have their chance at taking down the killer tomatoes! He knows they might even find a worse frequency of a musical tune then the one that they showed in movie! :music: = X_X
  • GLKnight
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    SQUEE!

    (Explodes in a flurry of popcorn and diced tomatoes)

    You forgot tom mention that the Tomatoes have John Astin on their side.

    But even then, the clowns win. Tactics, organization, technology, and their CLOWNS! Did we ever see a tomato eat a clown in the Killer Tomato series? 'Nuff said!
  • Asuka Soryu
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    But we never saw a Tomatoe killed in the Killer Klown series, either.
  • Stingrayx00
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    killer clowns is an awesome movie ridiculous as hell yes but awesome none the less, the only thing is those fuckin ICP fans have kinda runied this movie for me :grr:
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    I remember Killer Klowns oh so well....I have it on DVD shamefully.
  • nyarlathotepsama
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    Killer Klowns from Outer Space has been my nightmare fuel since I can remember. Might be the reason I always need a copy around, so I can tell where it is I guess. Nothing worse than a hiding horror...
  • Movienerd4life  - Tough one but, it has to go to the klowns
    The cream pies of death and shadow puppetry from hell made it extra special.
  • UndeadJC
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    I think the klowns would win they seem all in all seem more rounded in all there categories from there strength to there ability to kill. I think the Klowns are the winners
  • wootsman
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    im gonna go with the tomatoes because there the closest related of two ,to pistachios the sorce of all evil :grr:
  • Wolfram-And-Hart
    AWESOME!!! Hail to the Klowns and Tomatoes!

    I say the Klowns win.

    Oh, and now I'm gonna picture that Klown with Roger Rabbit's voice forever. Thanks!
  • abortedjesus
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    Killer Klowns all the way.
  • whatever42
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    I going to also have to go with the Klowns. Even if they can't defeat the tomatoes, they can trap them in cotton candy until they figure it out, even if that would take a while. Plus, they seem slightly more well-rounded, except for the numbers. Even with such large numbers, the Klowns could probably move out of the way.

    :eyebrow:

    Wow ... I can't believe I'm getting in depth about killer Klowns and tomatoes.

    Anyway, nice video CR. I don't know where you came up with the idea, but I'm glad you did. I'd heard of both these movies, but never seen them. Now, I know quite a bit about them and I got laughs out of it too. =)
  • SnapperCarr
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    Probably tomatoes, the clowns are more powerful overall, probably. But the numbers category wins it for the tomatoes.
  • voodoobaby  - killer klowns
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    killer klowns is an all time favorite.

    Honestly i have seen it a lot recently, thank you netflix, and it hold up the entertainment value. The song throws you right in and its a very colorful and animated movie. I jumped for joy that someone finally gave killer klowns some spotlight.

    Also this is just me but i love the fact that the actress who played debbie also played brenda in Return of the living dead part 2- this is cool to me as i watched both movies back to back a lot when Im bored.

    Great vid and i died at mmmbop.

  • Redbob86
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    The Klowns. Why?

    Giant Mallet + Giant Tomatoe = Splat
  • TheBrigeedaRocks
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    Killer Tomatoes all the way!

    Used to love the cartoon series too, truth be told.
  • H2O
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    The killer klowns scared the crap out of me as a kid... T_T
  • kanoyume
    Wait... the Klowns' bodies seem to have no vital organs, and their only weak point are the red balls on their faces... OMG, the Klowns are actually super-advanced SPACE TOMATOES.
    Honestly, though, I think, ultimately, the tomatoes win the day. I mean, I haven't seen Klowns, but from what I've seen... Well, firstly, the Klowns repertoire lacks anything that would work against a seemingly unending stream of red fury. And if a human mind can organize the tomatoes to specifically aim for the noses... well, goodbye, Klowns. And as for weaknesses, for aliens to discover that a certain song from a foreign planet is their weakness, they'd have to have so much luck we'd call it a power in and of itself (although, plot fairness rules may apply). And if we include the stuff from the sequels, the tomatoes have plenty more tricks up their (figurative) sleeves.
    Plus, the tomatoes'd have the home-team advantage. Never discount that.
  • Ronzilla
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    Great video, but I think the Tomatoes would drive the Klowns out, no problem!
  • LikaLaruku
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    He didn't mention that the klownz might mistake the tomatos for noses. It would be like a man trying to kill a killer potato shaped like a penis; he's going to hesitate because he can associate shooting such a thing with personal pain.
  • Devondoiaru
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    =D =D =D I thought NO one on this site new about killer klowns OR the dickies i say the klowns win Also its cool to no a roadie for the dickies too =D
  • LikaLaruku
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    Fred Meyer's had a rack of Killer Klowns DVDs on display a few months ago.
  • Order66
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    The Killer Tomatoes are armed with the power of Snuh-Snuh! The Filler Klowns stand no chance against them!

    That and the fact that the Klowns never DID have a cartoon version based on them aired on T.V.
  • chives1994
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    oh no, he used the room footage, I guess this video is going to be taken down "sarcasm"
  • LikaLaruku
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    Killer Gingerbreadmen? Lol.

    I remember the Killer Tomatos cartoon but not somuch the movie.

    "Killer Klowns from Outter Space" was dissapointing the first time I saw it, though it did have many good moments. It's on the level of "Earth Girls Are Easy" & "Morons From Outer Space."

    I like WW new pants & bollero. The only new design I am annoyed by are these baffling new emoticons; if they didn't say what they represented when I scrolled over, I couldn't even guess what emotions they were trying to represent.

    Anyone else think the green haired clown in the pizza box looks like a characture of Jack Nicholson?

    Heh, I was just thinking about "A Pup Named Scooby Doo" randomly yesterday.

    I totally want to watch the Killer Tomatos movie now. I'm also picking it as the winner because like I said to another poster, the tomatos look like the clowns noses. Wouldn't you hesitate to shoot a monster that looked like your dick? Wouldn't you associate shooting it with pain from the last time you injured that sensitive area?
  • Tlynn327  - All about the K
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    The Klowns. Why? They spell Clowns with a K and not a C. Like Mortal Kombat. In Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage can uppercut someone's head off (3 time if you know how) and so can Tiny the Klown.

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space = Mortal Kombat.

    Klowns Win

    Fatality
  • Reinaas
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    Because poor literacy is...KEWL.
  • ErikScott
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    That is the most off topic way to choose a winner, and I approve.
  • Fracassi  - re: All about the K
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    Nice Hanson joke. Reminds me of an episode of 21 Jump Street with Chris Titus, who was in Killer Klowns and Luke Edwards, who was in The Wizard. I believe Dom DeLuise was also in the episode.[quote=Tlynn327] The Klowns. Why? They spell Clowns with a K and not a C. Like Mortal Kombat. In Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage can uppercut someone's head off (3 time if you know how) and so can Tiny the Klown.

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space = Mortal Kombat.

    Klowns Win

    Fatality[/quote] Krusty the Klown.
  • Reinaas
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    Killer Klowns, all the way for sure.
  • ErikScott
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    My first time viewing your videos. I think it's safe to say you've earned a permanent viewer. Very funny stuff. As for who would win however, this is a tough one. Sadly, i think i'd have to go with the tomatoes simply because they outnumber the shit out of the Klowns. I could even see the Klowns teaming up with the human race to exterminate the tomatoes.... then eat us.
  • Togot  - got to go with the clowns
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    they have the tech and the tricks
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