Fig. 8

Written by CR Monday, 04 January 2010 01:16

(39 votes, average 4.18 out of 5)

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Comments (21)

01.04.2010 - 01:43 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband

Am I the only one thinking that the internet wants to kill me? Why else would it have such fun games on it?

01.04.2010 - 01:47 | NoahClue22 - Advice...

[color=green]Might I recommend a bit of soft background music for the entire video, to add a bit of coherency to the overall video. The lack of human vocals makes the audio sound rather empty, leaving a desire for something less artificial as a contrast. Perhaps a sample from the game being reviewed (like you did near the end), or a simple 8-bit track like Dena uses.
I can't offer any advice on the actual review of the game, seeing as the extent of my gaming experience is simple board games. Your dialogue is actually pretty good, though I still have a hard time actually understanding some of it. An obvious side affect of the voice program, but still somewhat tedious. [/color]

01.04.2010 - 02:03 | MrBailey

[i]"Decimals the size of Volkswagens. Am I the only one frightened by this?"
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Okay, that made me laugh.

01.04.2010 - 08:16 | Apathetic One - Um..

[size=large] [color=yellow][u][i][b] Creepy.I like the video and the game is fantastic.Is it safe to say that this series will be on kool Flash Games?[/b][/i][/u][/ color][/size]

01.04.2010 - 03:10 | Deimos1984rd - It's nice to see you again internet ^_^

Watching this on fullscreen makes it look as if your computer is talking to you...well from what I see anyway.

01.04.2010 - 03:50 | tiggerpete - re: Advice...

[quote=NoahClue22] [color=green]The lack of human vocals makes the audio sound rather empty, leaving a desire for something less artificial as a contrast.[/color] [/quote]

I'm thinking that was the point

01.04.2010 - 04:25 | JohnnyOldschool

Instead of using artificial voice, I recommend using your own voice and applying a robotic filter to it. It will make future reviews easier to understand with better pacing, yet still keep the overall feeling of a computer doing a review.

01.04.2010 - 06:43 | Mides

That game is way too frustrating for me, especially at 6:40 AM.

01.04.2010 - 08:33 | gasto5

You couldn't find a better voice synthesizer than MS sam? Cheap *sswhole. Just joking. Try find something more engaging than MS Sam though.

01.04.2010 - 09:42 | thatfatguywiththeglasses

"Engage comically appropriate song." Hahahahaha! BRILLIANT! Especially cause Queen rules all.

01.04.2010 - 09:56 | ThoraxProductions

I was kind of hoping you had stopped this show...

01.04.2010 - 10:04 | EternalNightmare

This series is actually something I want to see continue now.

However, you are a dirty, dirty shisno.

01.04.2010 - 10:04 | MonsieurBenjamin

helo i are mastur cheef lolololololololol
Microsoft Sam is a joke by itself. Always fun to hear.

01.04.2010 - 10:59 | vid3oman64

That voice was pretty annoying. Still seems like an interesting game.

01.04.2010 - 12:56 | womprat86u

i like this review programme were did u download it do u need dos box?

10.26.2010 - 00:51 | TheGhostHybrid - Nope!

You can play it on Newgrounds. Here's the link:
http:// www.newgrounds.com/ portal/view/510390
Enjoy! =)

01.06.2010 - 03:15 | Silent Wind of Doom

Please, please, keep it going. Despite naysayers, the show is just perfect. The voice really fits the concept. To be true, I can't think of any music that would fit the concept, so I think the lack of music is fine. I didn't even notice it until someone above said it.

My only complaint is that there's too few, although if fewer TWBCs meand there's more FFs, I guess I can't complain.

08.28.2010 - 10:33 | yaoinut

Not sure the game would appeal to me. I suck at control games.