Resident Evil: Afterlife
Written by Blockbuster Buster Monday, 27 February 2012 01:59
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Comments (25)
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02.27.2012 - 03:47 | TheRottenLeprechaun
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02.27.2012 - 04:14 | illpropaganda
Funny stuff, man!
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02.27.2012 - 04:17 | Fangirl15You are a great dancer, ERod.
I love your videos.
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I loved this review. The movie did suck. However, the only thing I liked about it was the Wesker fight scene up until K Mart bailed Alice-sue out. I fear the next one coming out. It looks like its going to be a movie recon of the series with Leon and Ada.
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02.27.2012 - 05:01 | derryk4real
@//3$O//3 :]
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02.27.2012 - 05:41 | Shinigami
Talk about type casting for actor of the Chris Redfield.
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02.27.2012 - 07:43 | The_Octopus
Milla Jovovich looks butt ugly to me... and she's a really bad actress - I don't get what's "good" about her.
And why did you compare Paul W.S. Anderson to Michael Bay? Come on - at least try to be fair with Michael Bay. He isn't THIS bad.
And dispyte of how decent your reviews have been lately - this review was... just bad. I'm sorry - I mean no offense. You're not annoying here to me or anything. It's just that you're not giving the movie's scenes fair chances all the time, and you rush through. And yes, I do think this is a really bad movie... entertainingly and enjoyingly bad, but still. And it's very odd for ME who things the movie is bad to say you are not giving it fair chances in your review. The final battle with Wesker wasn't as lame and disappointing as you make it out to be - I was highly entertained by it myself. Why not instead make fun of how "superfast" Wesker gets easily shot in the head by Alice when he for whatever reason tries to slowly consume her? You're sort of bashing the wrong things here most of the time.
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Just because you write no offense doesn't make it any less offensive.
I dont understand why you watch everyone of Erods videos only to insult it. Is as if Erod showed up to your house one morning kicked down the door and actually pissed in you corn flakes. Grow the hell up friend. If you took any time to notice the other commentators you would see that the vast majority of people enjoy his reviews which makes you the minority and therefor makes your opinion worthless.
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02.27.2012 - 08:50 | Guild Navigator
i really wish some other production company would take over the RE films. This whole Alice crap story arc has been going on for too long.
Nice to see E-Rod is finally coming back.
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02.27.2012 - 10:38 | Eyeshot
It looks like Michael Jackson's crotch-jab will defeat the Dark Hammer any day of the week!
Personally, I'm not offended or outraged that the movies' story doesn't follow the games. It's not necessarily a failure of the filmmakers to offer something different. What really makes the movies suck is the constant flaws in logic and silly action sequences.
The first movie wasn't all that bad, actually.
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02.27.2012 - 12:33 | ladydiskette
Compared to this movie, in my opinion, Resident Evil 1 and 2 were better. But that is saying alot.
I can't believe that after four movies in, we get a Resident Evil movie with at least some of the actual characters in it. Although they weren't sadly what some of the hardcore fans expected I guess it could be worse.
If they ever did do another RE movie with Ada and Leon I hate to see how they pull it off and drag Alice into it.
P.S.
Loved the dance battle at the end there.
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02.27.2012 - 14:00 | The_Awesometeer
These movies suck
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Enjoy your little break, because in 7 more months it's time to review another Resident Evil movie is coming.
I liked this movie better then #3.
The way I figure it, she still had her abilities from the second movie, but not her super powers.
Those super powers were kind of lame. She felt too strong!
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02.27.2012 - 23:03 | Psylent1I like these movies for their Saturday matinee feel, but killing off all the Alice clones and striping her of her powers (everything the previous movie set up) is just one huge "Reset Button".
You missed my favorite part, after saving Claire and tying her up, Alice apparently shampooed and styled Claire's hair
and did all her make up for her.....
in Alaska.....
during a Zombie Apocalypse.
My favorite part of the previous movie is when Alice finds the pit full of dead Alice clones. The first time I saw it I asked aloud "Where did they get all the same dresses and boots?"
Did they actually send out there people to raid every abandoned Sears in the nation?
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02.27.2012 - 23:59 | CrickettThank you Blockbuster buster. This movie was 18th on my DVD queue and your warning prevented me from renting this piece of shit.
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02.28.2012 - 01:41 | YouAskedForItWho's voting this below 5 stars? I loved this conclusion to the RE movie series.
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Ugh. Oh God.
Can you believe I was stupid enough to order this shit On Demand?
After smoking a bong and agonizingly getting through the movie, somehow hoping with each passing minute that something would happen that DIDN'T suck, I angrily called my cable company to demand my money back.
Bitch told me that she couldn't give me my money back cuz I watched the whole thing. I told the bitch it wasn't my fault because I was stoned off my ass when I ordered it.
She then advised me against ordering movies while under the influence of drugs . . .
Ok. She was right. But this movie was still a stinker, high or not! And that's bad, REALLY bad!!
Thanks for the great review, dude. This movie needs to be shitted on as many times as Miss Jovavich shows up naked in the series!
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02.28.2012 - 03:09 | DisappearingBearsAh, the T-Cell joke was genius.
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02.28.2012 - 04:14 | BooRat
I love these reviews! I can't wait for the one of the next RE movie once it's out and on DVD!
Or you could do the CGI animated one!
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02.28.2012 - 04:46 | AkaiAnderson never learns. He's going to tarnish the Resident Evil franchise even more with Retribution.
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02.28.2012 - 09:11 | remedy92109
Punching a Michael Bay movie always makes me feel better. ^_^ Love the dance battle in the end
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02.28.2012 - 13:49 | Sephirothwolf
I loved the first two resi movies, they at least followed the games to a degree... pity they had to rape it wiht pointless insertions of Resident Evil 4 and 5 (aka the worst videogame sequels to a franchise ever made) I'm so glad, after watchign this review, i never bothered to see this one. Thanks muchly E-Rod *salutes*
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02.29.2012 - 17:41 | AVPGuyver21
The 3rd one is the last Resident Evil that I saw. This one look much worst.
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The movie would have been better if the giant hooded WTF-zombie had done the thriller dance, too.